Overheard at the Paizo office

[Sara Marie]

redacted: it's the golden... errr.. "swimming entity" that appeared to be a tragic accessory choice.

katina: I think that’s supposed to be a flame
...
katina: maybe a wiggly carrot

[Katina Davis]

Lissa: Because there would nothing like getting a call, getting the oscar meyer weiner song as your ring tone, and then saying "Hold on, I need to answer my hot dog" and pulling a hot dog out of your purse and answering it.

[Chris Lambertz]

Ashley ... I think we had more fun than the Pokemon rave...

[Tels]

Katina Mathieson wrote:

Lissa: Because there would nothing like getting a call, getting the oscar meyer weiner song as your ring tone, and then saying "Hold on, I need to answer my hot dog" and pulling a hot dog out of your purse and answering it.

This needs to be a thing.

[Kendrosthenes]

James Sutter wrote:

I try to put 'em down quick. It's more humane.

Time passed...

At Paizo, poor Cosmo stayed mute
After James of wordsmith repute
Climbed in the rhyming ring
And became "Lim’rick King"
Which he held for three years. . .the brute.

Three years, you say? Indeed, my friend
Against no man did he defend
No opponents arose
To attempt to depose
The Limerick King Without End.

But, Sutter was humble, sincere
He sought no fame, no souvenir
He remained himself—James
With so many acclaims
No need for a rhyming career.

[Sara Marie]

ashley: the last thing i need is ANOTHER zombie queen knocking at my door

[Cosmo]

Ashley: I WAS JUST TOLD NOT TO RUN AND SCREAM

[Drock11]

Cosmo wrote:

Ashley: I WAS JUST TOLD NOT TO RUN AND SCREAM

They had to stop her. They are making sure Ashley has scissors in her hands before they let her do that.

[Ashley Kaprielian]

Drock11 wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

Ashley: I WAS JUST TOLD NOT TO RUN AND SCREAM

They had to stop her. They are making sure Ashley has scissors in her hands before they let her do that.

I DUAL WIELD TWO-HANDED AXES OR I WIELD NOTHING!

[Rysky]

Ashley Kaprielian wrote:

Drock11 wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

Ashley: I WAS JUST TOLD NOT TO RUN AND SCREAM

They had to stop her. They are making sure Ashley has scissors in her hands before they let her do that.

I DUAL WIELD TWO-HANDED AXES OR I WIELD NOTHING!

Just cross them and viola! Scissors.

Big. F%+@ing. Scissors.

[Tacticslion]

Rysky wrote:

Ashley Kaprielian wrote:

Drock11 wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

Ashley: I WAS JUST TOLD NOT TO RUN AND SCREAM

They had to stop her. They are making sure Ashley has scissors in her hands before they let her do that.

I DUAL WIELD TWO-HANDED AXES OR I WIELD NOTHING!

Just cross them and viola! Scissors.

Big. F!&#ing. Scissors.

... Kill la Kill?

[Chris Lambertz]

Tacticslion wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Ashley Kaprielian wrote:

Drock11 wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

Ashley: I WAS JUST TOLD NOT TO RUN AND SCREAM

They had to stop her. They are making sure Ashley has scissors in her hands before they let her do that.

I DUAL WIELD TWO-HANDED AXES OR I WIELD NOTHING!

Just cross them and viola! Scissors.

Big. F!&#ing. Scissors.

... Kill la Kill?

... YUSSSSSSSSSSS

[Mythic JMD031]

Sword-chucks

[Drock11]

Ashley Kaprielian wrote:

Drock11 wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

Ashley: I WAS JUST TOLD NOT TO RUN AND SCREAM

They had to stop her. They are making sure Ashley has scissors in her hands before they let her do that.

I DUAL WIELD TWO-HANDED AXES OR I WIELD NOTHING!

I bet watching you cut some paper or a birthday cake brought into the office is worth coming to work all on it own if that's the case. A high base attack bonus would also be needed to butter one's toast in that manner. I speculate that would put you somewhere above level 12ish.

[Tacticslion]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Tacticslion wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Ashley Kaprielian wrote:

Drock11 wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

Ashley: I WAS JUST TOLD NOT TO RUN AND SCREAM

They had to stop her. They are making sure Ashley has scissors in her hands before they let her do that.

I DUAL WIELD TWO-HANDED AXES OR I WIELD NOTHING!

Just cross them and viola! Scissors.

Big. F!&#ing. Scissors.

... Kill la Kill?

... YUSSSSSSSSSSS

A fellow fan! :D

Mythic JMD031 wrote:

Sword-chucks

You rang?

[Fabius Maximus]

Mythic JMD031 wrote:

Sword-chucks

Yo.

[Tacticslion]

Fabius Maximus wrote:

Mythic JMD031 wrote:

Sword-chucks

Yo.

... -yo!

[Chris Lambertz]

Tacticslion wrote:

A fellow fan! :D

Spoiler:

Omg I got a Satsuki Kiryuin Nendoroid for Christmas and I need the Ryuko and Mako ones but omg so expensive ;___;

[Tacticslion]

Clothing is the Original Sin!:

THAT IS SOOOOOO AWESOME~!

... I... I just spent all my money at Paizo, though... ;__;

(But not really too ;__; because, thanks to Paizo, I can just synthesist summoner with a high-crit vorpal* cloth-bane blade...)

((Also, you got the best one, really. Her "I WAS GOOD THE WHOLE TIME [sort of]! is actually one of the more legitimately fun twists in the series. Ryuko may have been the most awesome, and Mako may have been the most hilariously sweet, but Satsuki was, definitively, the best. I mean, did she ever get mind-controlled or corrupted by her mother's manipulation? No. No she did not. And when someone tried to stab her in the face? She got a haircut. DAGGUM, she's the best! No wonder the Four were so willing to do anything for her! ... ack, sorry, I should probably bow out before we derail the "Paizo Office" thread with this.))

EDIT: FOUND A PLACE! :D

* I'm aware of the rules not synching perfectly. I'm okay with changing them. :D

[Rysky]

That odd moment when you know what people are talking about not because you watch the anime, but because of certain artists you follow on Tumblr.

[Tacticslion]

Rysky wrote:

That odd moment when you know what people are talking about not because you watch the anime, but because of certain artists you follow on Tumblr.

PIGS IN CLOTHING!:

YOU NEED TO WAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~T!

[Rysky]

Tacticslion wrote:

Rysky wrote:

That odd moment when you know what people are talking about not because you watch the anime, but because of certain artists you follow on Tumblr.

** spoiler omitted **

Don't tell me what to do!

...

Unless the Rubit tells me to watch it, then I will.

[TriOmegaZero]

DON'T LOSE YOUR WAY:

I concur. Kill La Kill is one of those things you sit down to watch and can't stop.

[Tacticslion]

HER SUNDAY BEST!:

Rysky wrote:

Don't tell me what to do!

... I didn't. You misinterpreted based on your own biases and prejudices! I said what you need to do, but I never commanded you to do it! ;P

[Tels]

Rysky wrote:

Tacticslion wrote:

Rysky wrote:

That odd moment when you know what people are talking about not because you watch the anime, but because of certain artists you follow on Tumblr.

** spoiler omitted **

Don't tell me what to do!

...

Unless the Rubit tells me to watch it, then I will.

I command thee to snuggle thine pugwampi!

[Rysky]

Tels wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Tacticslion wrote:

Rysky wrote:

That odd moment when you know what people are talking about not because you watch the anime, but because of certain artists you follow on Tumblr.

** spoiler omitted **

Don't tell me what to do!

...

Unless the Rubit tells me to watch it, then I will.

I command thee to snuggle thine pugwampi!

Already doing that... And I wasn't talking about you.

[Fighter McWarrior]

Mythic JMD031 wrote:

Sword-chucks

WHERE?!? WHO STOLE MY IDEA!?!?!?

[Sara Marie]

tanis: there is absolutely no way i’m clicking a link with spiders in the URL

[Sharaya]

me: I took that package over to Gary, and he looked like a kid on Christmas morning.

me: I wonder what he's working on that he's so excited about all of these packages for?

Katina: I assume it's something related to world domination.

[Chris Lambertz]

Katina It's a QUESA-dilla.

Katina YOU PUT A LOT OF QUESA IN...

Katina AND THAT'S THE DEAL-AH.

[Sara Marie]

cosmo: Milk me for all the favorites you can get!

[Grammar Nazi]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Katina It's a QUESA-dilla.

Katina YOU PUT A LOT OF QUESA IN...

Katina AND THAT'S THE DEAL-AH.

>:(

[Tacticslion]

Grammar Nazi wrote:

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Katina It's a QUESA-dilla.

Katina YOU PUT A LOT OF QUESA IN...

Katina AND THAT'S THE DEAL-AH.

>:(

}:D

[Drejk]

Sara Marie wrote:

cosmo: Milk me for all the favorites you can get!

I am not sure if milking Cosmo of all the people entities of the Earth and realms beyond (or below), is worth any amount of likes...

[Alex G St-Amand]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Tacticslion wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Ashley Kaprielian wrote:

Drock11 wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

Ashley: I WAS JUST TOLD NOT TO RUN AND SCREAM

They had to stop her. They are making sure Ashley has scissors in her hands before they let her do that.

I DUAL WIELD TWO-HANDED AXES OR I WIELD NOTHING!

Just cross them and viola! Scissors.

Big. F!&#ing. Scissors.

... Kill la Kill?

... YUSSSSSSSSSSS

Decapitating Scissors Blades!

[havoc xiii]

Grammar Nazi wrote:

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Katina It's a QUESA-dilla.

Katina YOU PUT A LOT OF QUESA IN...

Katina AND THAT'S THE DEAL-AH.

>:(

My spanish blood boils as I read this.

>_<

[ulgulanoth]

dilla? DEAL-AH?! noooooo~

[Hunt, the PugWumpus]

Sara Marie wrote:

cosmo: Milk me for all the favorites you can get!

I blame Cosmo that I keep hearing this line in De Niro's/Jack Byrnes' voice.

[Sara Marie]

diego: I wish sausage monsters were real
katina: They can be if you believe in yourself.
...
katina: someone call Crystal
katina: i want a breakfast golem

[Christopher Anthony]

QA Erik: don't put that in overheard

[Christopher Anthony]

Cort: it's best not to assume you'll get an 8 year old ninja

[Readerbreeder]

Christopher Anthony wrote:

QA Erik: don't put that in overheard

Access to irrelevant Paizo employee conversations is an inalienable right! I demand to know what came before that statement!

[Liz Courts]

Ashley: What's that, Cosmo? I can't hear you over the sound of you never getting musubi again.

[Chris Lambertz]

Gary it's the black hole of katamari black holes katamari'ing together black holes of katamaris

[Ashley Kaprielian]

Scott: Eraser dice, for when you want to remove your responsibility for the decision.

[Sara Marie]

redacted a: Ma’am, I think your [redacted] is causing a treasure leak

redacted b: I wish my [redacted] leaked treasure

[Christopher Anthony]

[redacted]: need more tall socks to avoid leg shaving

[Liz Courts]

Robot Chris: I assume you’re all organic beings.
Katina: Define “organic.” Like, I have plentiful organs.

[GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit]

Liz Courts wrote:

Katina: Define “organic.” Like, I have plentiful organs.

{makes Fry eyes at Katina} Is that you, Zim?

[Cosmo]

Ashley: JTHM?
Liz: Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
christopheranthony: Johnny the homocidal maniac
Sharaya: johnny the homicidal maniac
Ashley: ah
Katina: Oh, did they tell you that it was Johnny the Homicidal Maniac?
Katina: Cuz it’s Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
Robot Chris: I’m going to derail this conversation
Robot Chris: http://slugsolos.tumblr.com