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Diego: I came here thinking that everyone would look like their avatars. So, I thought there would be like an eyeball monster and dinosaur...
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Diego: I came here thinking that everyone would look like their their avatars. So, I thought there would be like an eyeball monster and dinosaur...
They are not?!
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Katina: “What do you get when you throw a Paladin down a well?”
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I do.Diego: I came here thinking that everyone would look like their their avatars. So, I thought there would be like an eyeball monster and dinosaur...They are not?!
I want to know where you shop!
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sharyara: Do you want to be one of the ritual sacrifices?
What's the benefits package like?
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Robot Chris: watching children fight each other in any arena is amazing.
The first baby gate I had for my child reminded me of Thunderdome.
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Cosmo: Schadenfreude goes with everything. It's the whipped topping of the cynicism pie.
Children fighting in an Arena?
Sounds like high school!
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sharyara: Do you want to be one of the ritual sacrifices?What's the benefits package like?
Brief.
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Brief.sharyara: Do you want to be one of the ritual sacrifices?What's the benefits package like?
wait so the entire benefits package consists of only briefs? I don't think every want to wear men's underwear.
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QA Erik (to Cosmo): Why do you have glitterdust? You're like Tingle from The Legend of Zelda.
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
wait so the entire benefits package consists of only briefs? I don't think every want to wear men's underwear.Brief.sharyara: Do you want to be one of the ritual sacrifices?What's the benefits package like?
...Blast.
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Money Chris: huh
Money Chris: two Friday the 13ths in a row
Me: What did you do, Chris?
Money Chris: It involved Cthulhu
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Katina ALSO, this is super weird/random question
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Katina have you ever heard of guinea peeg eyes having problems like... exploding?
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Robot Chris: dinosaur spam is best spam
Lissa: Well, I can't argue with that.
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Robot Chris: dinosaur spam is best spam
Lissa: Well, I can't argue with that.
Why are you eating James?!?!
... Is he yummy?
We do not eat coworkers. It impinges upon their productivity.
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We do not eat coworkers. It impinges upon their productivity.Robot Chris: dinosaur spam is best spam
Lissa: Well, I can't argue with that.
Why are you eating James?!?!
... Is he yummy?
So, you do not eat them while they are still alive.
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We do not eat coworkers. It impinges upon their productivity.Robot Chris: dinosaur spam is best spam
Lissa: Well, I can't argue with that.
Why are you eating James?!?!
... Is he yummy?
Doesn't human resources also frown upon that? Does James Jacobs even count for human resources? Do you guys have a dinosaur resources there too? I mean, between having a T-Rex for a Creative Director and Warehouse Raptors...
Have the raptors been fed recently? Or have the interns been behaving?
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We have not had interns for almost a year. After what happened to the last few, we deemed it an inefficient investment. Now the warehouse raptors are too full for interns; they'd have nowhere to put them!
So then, I guess, by virtue of 'not having interns' then the answer is 'yes, the interns have been behaving'. :P
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We have not had interns for almost a year. After what happened to the last few, we deemed it an inefficient investment. Now the warehouse raptors are too full for interns; they'd have nowhere to put them!So then, I guess, by virtue of 'not having interns' then the answer is 'yes, the interns have been behaving'. :P
Ah, the ol' "The (raptor) feedings will continue until (the interns') morale improves" ploy.
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Doesn't human resources also frown upon that? Does James Jacobs even count for human resources? Do you guys have a dinosaur resources there too? I mean, between having a T-Rex for a Creative Director and Warehouse Raptors...
Have the raptors been fed recently? Or have the interns been behaving?
Paizo is an Equal Opportunity Employer: we do not discriminate between humanoids and other creature types.
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Paizo is an Equal Opportunity Employer: we do not discriminate between humanoids and other creature types.Doesn't human resources also frown upon that? Does James Jacobs even count for human resources? Do you guys have a dinosaur resources there too? I mean, between having a T-Rex for a Creative Director and Warehouse Raptors...
Have the raptors been fed recently? Or have the interns been behaving?
Well Cosmo fills your Aberration quota....
Data Entry Cleric of Abadar
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We do not eat coworkers. It impinges upon their productivity.Robot Chris: dinosaur spam is best spam
Lissa: Well, I can't argue with that.
Why are you eating James?!?!
... Is he yummy?
Doesn't human resources also frown upon that? Does James Jacobs even count for human resources? Do you guys have a dinosaur resources there too? I mean, between having a T-Rex for a Creative Director and Warehouse Raptors...
Have the raptors been fed recently? Or have the interns been behaving?
Ah, I see where the confusion lies. You see, in this case the humans ARE the resources.
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Ah, I see where the confusion lies. You see, in this case the humans ARE the resources.We do not eat coworkers. It impinges upon their productivity.Robot Chris: dinosaur spam is best spam
Lissa: Well, I can't argue with that.
Why are you eating James?!?!
... Is he yummy?
Doesn't human resources also frown upon that? Does James Jacobs even count for human resources? Do you guys have a dinosaur resources there too? I mean, between having a T-Rex for a Creative Director and Warehouse Raptors...
Have the raptors been fed recently? Or have the interns been behaving?
I am pretty sure that they are only a resource. One of many. Renewable, yes, but also replaceable... I heard that rats and cockroaches are quite promising replacement.
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I am pretty sure that they are only a resource. One of many. Renewable, yes, but also replaceable... I heard that rats and cockroaches are quite promising replacement.Ah, I see where the confusion lies. You see, in this case the humans ARE the resources.We do not eat coworkers. It impinges upon their productivity.Robot Chris: dinosaur spam is best spam
Lissa: Well, I can't argue with that.
Why are you eating James?!?!
... Is he yummy?
Doesn't human resources also frown upon that? Does James Jacobs even count for human resources? Do you guys have a dinosaur resources there too? I mean, between having a T-Rex for a Creative Director and Warehouse Raptors...
Have the raptors been fed recently? Or have the interns been behaving?
But not as tasty or tender.
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We have not had interns for almost a year. After what happened to the last few
Shhhhh. We don't talk about what happened to the last interns.
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We have not had interns for almost a year. After what happened to the last fewShhhhh. We don't talk about what happened to the last interns.
They knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
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We have not had interns for almost a year. After what happened to the last fewShhhhh. We don't talk about what happened to the last interns.
Or those before them. Or those even earlier...
Katina Mathieson, Customer Service Errol
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Katina Mathieson, Customer Service Errol
Errol, as in Errol Weasley. A more important question: who is Pigwidgeon?
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Errol, as in Errol Weasley. A more important question: who is Pigwidgeon?Katina Mathieson, Customer Service Errol
An even more important question: who is Crookshanks?
An even more important question: who is Crookshanks?Errol, as in Errol Weasley. A more important question: who is Pigwidgeon?Katina Mathieson, Customer Service Errol
Who is Arnold though?