Overheard at the Paizo office


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Paizo Employee Customer Service She-Hulk

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Diego: We're all gonna die someday. When I die, I want it to be because I ate soooo many meatballs.

Grand Lodge

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Christopher Anthony wrote:
[redacted]: need more tall socks to avoid leg shaving

Can't fool me... Bulmahn.

Paizo Employee Quality Assurance Axiomite

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While sitting at my desk, a strange noise echoes through the wall as Cort is walking past me, we both stop and stare at the wall.
Cort: . . . bathroom wolves.

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Robot Chris: watching children fight each other in any arena is amazing.

Customer Service Ray of Funshine

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Diego: I came here thinking that everyone would look like their avatars. So, I thought there would be like an eyeball monster and dinosaur...


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Sharaya wrote:
Diego: I came here thinking that everyone would look like their their avatars. So, I thought there would be like an eyeball monster and dinosaur...

They are not?!

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Drejk wrote:
Sharaya wrote:
Diego: I came here thinking that everyone would look like their their avatars. So, I thought there would be like an eyeball monster and dinosaur...
They are not?!

I do.

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Katina: “What do you get when you throw a Paladin down a well?”

Spoiler:
“Holy Diver”

Silver Crusade

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Liz Courts wrote:

Katina: “What do you get when you throw a Paladin down a well?”

** spoiler omitted **

Better get him out of the Midnight Sea before Nocticula fishes em out.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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sharyara: Do you want to be one of the ritual sacrifices?


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Cosmo wrote:
Drejk wrote:
Sharaya wrote:
Diego: I came here thinking that everyone would look like their their avatars. So, I thought there would be like an eyeball monster and dinosaur...
They are not?!
I do.

I want to know where you shop!


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Sara Marie wrote:
sharyara: Do you want to be one of the ritual sacrifices?

What's the benefits package like?


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Christopher Anthony wrote:
Robot Chris: watching children fight each other in any arena is amazing.

The first baby gate I had for my child reminded me of Thunderdome.

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Cosmo: Schadenfreude goes with everything. It's the whipped topping of the cynicism pie.

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

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Cort: It's like Top Chef for cosplayers.


Children fighting in an Arena?

Sounds like high school!

Development Manager

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Game Master Scotty wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
sharyara: Do you want to be one of the ritual sacrifices?
What's the benefits package like?

Brief.


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Cort Odekirk wrote:
Game Master Scotty wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
sharyara: Do you want to be one of the ritual sacrifices?
What's the benefits package like?
Brief.

wait so the entire benefits package consists of only briefs? I don't think every want to wear men's underwear.

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

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QA Erik (to Cosmo): Why do you have glitterdust? You're like Tingle from The Legend of Zelda.

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

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Also: question asked, question answered!

Silver Crusade

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That is... a horrifically fitting image.


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Vic Wertz wrote:
QA Erik (to Cosmo): Why do you have glitterdust? You're like Tingle from The Legend of Zelda.

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


zergtitan wrote:
Cort Odekirk wrote:
Game Master Scotty wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
sharyara: Do you want to be one of the ritual sacrifices?
What's the benefits package like?
Brief.
wait so the entire benefits package consists of only briefs? I don't think every want to wear men's underwear.

...Blast.

If it was Boxers, it might be worth it...

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Robot Chris: What is that noise?
Tanis: Is Katina here?

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Money Chris: huh
Money Chris: two Friday the 13ths in a row
Me: What did you do, Chris?
Money Chris: It involved Cthulhu

Paizo Glitterati Robot

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Katina ALSO, this is super weird/random question

...

Katina have you ever heard of guinea peeg eyes having problems like... exploding?

Silver Crusade

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Chris Lambertz wrote:

Katina ALSO, this is super weird/random question

...

Katina have you ever heard of guinea peeg eyes having problems like... exploding?

... I'd like to put to a vote that Katina is no longer allowed to use the office microwave.

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Robot Chris: the fact that your mind hasn't collapsed is seriously impressive to me

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Robot Chris: dinosaur spam is best spam
Lissa: Well, I can't argue with that.

Silver Crusade

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Liz Courts wrote:

Robot Chris: dinosaur spam is best spam

Lissa: Well, I can't argue with that.

Why are you eating James?!?!

... Is he yummy?

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Rysky wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:

Robot Chris: dinosaur spam is best spam

Lissa: Well, I can't argue with that.

Why are you eating James?!?!

... Is he yummy?

We do not eat coworkers. It impinges upon their productivity.


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Liz Courts wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:

Robot Chris: dinosaur spam is best spam

Lissa: Well, I can't argue with that.

Why are you eating James?!?!

... Is he yummy?

We do not eat coworkers. It impinges upon their productivity.

So, you do not eat them while they are still alive.


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Liz Courts wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:

Robot Chris: dinosaur spam is best spam

Lissa: Well, I can't argue with that.

Why are you eating James?!?!

... Is he yummy?

We do not eat coworkers. It impinges upon their productivity.

Doesn't human resources also frown upon that? Does James Jacobs even count for human resources? Do you guys have a dinosaur resources there too? I mean, between having a T-Rex for a Creative Director and Warehouse Raptors...

Have the raptors been fed recently? Or have the interns been behaving?

Paizo Employee Developer

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We have not had interns for almost a year. After what happened to the last few, we deemed it an inefficient investment. Now the warehouse raptors are too full for interns; they'd have nowhere to put them!


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Mark Moreland wrote:
We have not had interns for almost a year. After what happened to the last few, we deemed it an inefficient investment. Now the warehouse raptors are too full for interns; they'd have nowhere to put them!

So then, I guess, by virtue of 'not having interns' then the answer is 'yes, the interns have been behaving'. :P

Scarab Sages

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Tels wrote:
Mark Moreland wrote:
We have not had interns for almost a year. After what happened to the last few, we deemed it an inefficient investment. Now the warehouse raptors are too full for interns; they'd have nowhere to put them!
So then, I guess, by virtue of 'not having interns' then the answer is 'yes, the interns have been behaving'. :P

Ah, the ol' "The (raptor) feedings will continue until (the interns') morale improves" ploy.

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Tels wrote:

Doesn't human resources also frown upon that? Does James Jacobs even count for human resources? Do you guys have a dinosaur resources there too? I mean, between having a T-Rex for a Creative Director and Warehouse Raptors...

Have the raptors been fed recently? Or have the interns been behaving?

Paizo is an Equal Opportunity Employer: we do not discriminate between humanoids and other creature types.

Shadow Lodge

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Liz Courts wrote:
Tels wrote:

Doesn't human resources also frown upon that? Does James Jacobs even count for human resources? Do you guys have a dinosaur resources there too? I mean, between having a T-Rex for a Creative Director and Warehouse Raptors...

Have the raptors been fed recently? Or have the interns been behaving?

Paizo is an Equal Opportunity Employer: we do not discriminate between humanoids and other creature types.

Well Cosmo fills your Aberration quota....

Paizo Employee Data Entry Cleric of Abadar

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Tels wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:

Robot Chris: dinosaur spam is best spam

Lissa: Well, I can't argue with that.

Why are you eating James?!?!

... Is he yummy?

We do not eat coworkers. It impinges upon their productivity.

Doesn't human resources also frown upon that? Does James Jacobs even count for human resources? Do you guys have a dinosaur resources there too? I mean, between having a T-Rex for a Creative Director and Warehouse Raptors...

Have the raptors been fed recently? Or have the interns been behaving?

Ah, I see where the confusion lies. You see, in this case the humans ARE the resources.


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Scott Keim wrote:
Tels wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:

Robot Chris: dinosaur spam is best spam

Lissa: Well, I can't argue with that.

Why are you eating James?!?!

... Is he yummy?

We do not eat coworkers. It impinges upon their productivity.

Doesn't human resources also frown upon that? Does James Jacobs even count for human resources? Do you guys have a dinosaur resources there too? I mean, between having a T-Rex for a Creative Director and Warehouse Raptors...

Have the raptors been fed recently? Or have the interns been behaving?

Ah, I see where the confusion lies. You see, in this case the humans ARE the resources.

I am pretty sure that they are only a resource. One of many. Renewable, yes, but also replaceable... I heard that rats and cockroaches are quite promising replacement.


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Drejk wrote:
Scott Keim wrote:
Tels wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:

Robot Chris: dinosaur spam is best spam

Lissa: Well, I can't argue with that.

Why are you eating James?!?!

... Is he yummy?

We do not eat coworkers. It impinges upon their productivity.

Doesn't human resources also frown upon that? Does James Jacobs even count for human resources? Do you guys have a dinosaur resources there too? I mean, between having a T-Rex for a Creative Director and Warehouse Raptors...

Have the raptors been fed recently? Or have the interns been behaving?

Ah, I see where the confusion lies. You see, in this case the humans ARE the resources.
I am pretty sure that they are only a resource. One of many. Renewable, yes, but also replaceable... I heard that rats and cockroaches are quite promising replacement.

But not as tasty or tender.

Project Manager

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Mark Moreland wrote:
We have not had interns for almost a year. After what happened to the last few

Shhhhh. We don't talk about what happened to the last interns.

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Jessica Price wrote:
Mark Moreland wrote:
We have not had interns for almost a year. After what happened to the last few
Shhhhh. We don't talk about what happened to the last interns.

They knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!


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Jessica Price wrote:
Mark Moreland wrote:
We have not had interns for almost a year. After what happened to the last few
Shhhhh. We don't talk about what happened to the last interns.

Or those before them. Or those even earlier...

Paizo Employee Customer Service Errol

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me: How is it halfway through March? What is happening?!

Diego: What is happening is that time is a [redacted].

me: ...ew.


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Katina Mathieson, Customer Service Errol

Does this mean Sharaya or Diego is Bubo?

Paizo Glitterati Robot

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Huginn wrote:
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Katina Mathieson, Customer Service Errol
Does this mean Sharaya or Diego is Bubo?

Errol, as in Errol Weasley. A more important question: who is Pigwidgeon?


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Chris Lambertz wrote:
Huginn wrote:
Quote:
Katina Mathieson, Customer Service Errol
Does this mean Sharaya or Diego is Bubo?
Errol, as in Errol Weasley. A more important question: who is Pigwidgeon?

An even more important question: who is Crookshanks?

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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[Redacted]: And we all know what the right way to do things is, right?

[Redacted 2]: ...the way that you want it done?

[Redacted]: That's right! GodDAMN, I like my team!


Feros wrote:
Chris Lambertz wrote:
Huginn wrote:
Quote:
Katina Mathieson, Customer Service Errol
Does this mean Sharaya or Diego is Bubo?
Errol, as in Errol Weasley. A more important question: who is Pigwidgeon?
An even more important question: who is Crookshanks?

Who is Arnold though?

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