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Liberty's Edge Astronavigatrix Third Class

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Crystal *makes a face at Rob*

Rob I don't even know what that expression means!

Adam And it's probably not gonna be the last time you see it.

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Crystal Frasier wrote:

Crystal *makes a face at Rob*

Rob I don't even know what that expression means!

Adam And it's probably not gonna be the last time you see it.

I still have the scars from the last time I saw that expression.


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Cosmo wrote:

[Redacted]: And we all know what the right way to do things is, right?

[Redacted 2]: ...the way that you want it done?

[Redacted]: That's right! GodDAMN, I like my team!

How? HOW do you get that level of compliance from your subordinates?! I must know!


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some tongue twisters just need to be shared,

try saying this 10 times fast,

"LOLing lolita Lolth"

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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redacted 1: so there seems to be 3 schools of cupcake bras

redacted 2: They make cupcake ones!? And here I am wearing a lollipop one like a sucker...

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Robot Chris: you people are horrible
Robot Chris: but I <3 you


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Sara Marie wrote:

redacted 1: so there seems to be 3 schools of cupcake bras

redacted 2: They make cupcake ones!? And here I am wearing a lollipop one like a sucker...

Great, now I'm trying to picture who had this talk and how much of it was a verbal mix-up.

I am NOT googling that...

What are the three schools?

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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crystal: Cosmo... did something right?

Dark Archive

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D:


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DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN


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Oh, the humanity!

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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redacted: and I swear if anyone tells james I said "granny merisiel" I will end you

Customer Service Ray of Funshine

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Feros wrote:
Chris Lambertz wrote:
Huginn wrote:
Quote:
Katina Mathieson, Customer Service Errol
Does this mean Sharaya or Diego is Bubo?
Errol, as in Errol Weasley. A more important question: who is Pigwidgeon?
An even more important question: who is Crookshanks?

Some mornings, I feel like Crookshanks. But then there is coffee.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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julie: I have no soul. My heart is a dark engine forged from a dead star.

cort: Oooo, you'll do well here.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Errol

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Money Chris: Let me poke [redacted] to see how on fire it is.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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liz: Oh god some of my posts are old enough to go to school

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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katina: because otherwise, someone will find me suffocated with my face in a platter of brownies


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Katina Mathieson wrote:
Money Chris: Let me poke [redacted] to see how on fire it is.

Survey says...?


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Sara Marie wrote:
liz: Oh god some of my posts are old enough to go to school

* checks his posts *

* O_o *
* goes to find a bridge off of which to fling self*

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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redacted: you are correct, i do run on spite

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Julie: AAAAAH why would you link me to a steamsale!?
Julie: ;_;
Ashley: oh julie
Katina: Poor Julie.
Katina: You will learn.
Ashley: I'm sorry this is how you're being introduced to Liz's death attack (wallet)
Sara: poor julie's wallet
Me: >:D
Sara: Liz is wallet gninja
Tanis: ^^
Lissa: ^^^
Me: I will find your weakness.
Me: I will study it.
Me: And then I will strike when you least expect.
Katina: Liz has a very particular set of skills.
Julie: Many tears

Silver Crusade

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Sara Marie wrote:
redacted: you are correct, i do run on spite

Premium or unleaded?


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Game Master Scotty wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

redacted 1: so there seems to be 3 schools of cupcake bras

redacted 2: They make cupcake ones!? And here I am wearing a lollipop one like a sucker...

Great, now I'm trying to picture who had this talk and how much of it was a verbal mix-up.

I am NOT googling that...

What are the three schools?

I did Google it...

I still don't know the three schools.

And now I'm wondering on the lollipop bra...sounds like a sticky situation with all the rain up there.

Paizo Glitterati Robot

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Diego I have finally come to terms with knowing that if a predatory animal ever tries to chase me I am just going to get eaten.

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Katina: I think that's similar advice for Kardashians
Diego: They're way more vicious than they look Katina

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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katina: Now we just need to hijack a truck full of butter.

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Robot Chris: beige tree
Robot Chris: beige tree
Robot Chris: BEIGE tree
Robot Chris: damnit
Robot Chris: anyway the tree is large

Counter of Magic Beans

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Rysky wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
redacted: you are correct, i do run on spite
Premium or unleaded?

Crude and corrosive.


Game Master Scotty wrote:
Game Master Scotty wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

redacted 1: so there seems to be 3 schools of cupcake bras

redacted 2: They make cupcake ones!? And here I am wearing a lollipop one like a sucker...

Great, now I'm trying to picture who had this talk and how much of it was a verbal mix-up.

I am NOT googling that...

What are the three schools?

I did Google it...

I still don't know the three schools.

And now I'm wondering on the lollipop bra...sounds like a sticky situation with all the rain up there.

So did I, and if you ask me, the three schools are:

1) Bras shaped like cupcakes
2) Cupcakes shaped like bras
3) Covering your upper torso with dough, frosting and candied fruits, letting the mixture solidify and hoping for the best.

Silver Crusade

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Ashley Kaprielian wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
redacted: you are correct, i do run on spite
Premium or unleaded?
Crude and corrosive.

So diesel?


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Chris Lambertz wrote:
Diego I have finally come to terms with knowing that if a predatory animal ever tries to chase me I am just going to get eaten.

Don't call warehouse raptors animals! Do you want to hurt their feelings?!


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Christopher Anthony wrote:

Robot Chris: beige tree

Robot Chris: beige tree
Robot Chris: BEIGE tree
Robot Chris: damnit
Robot Chris: anyway the tree is large

Robot betrayed by computerized auto-correct function? Is that the start of cybernetic civil war?

Counter of Magic Beans

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Robot Chris: oh
Robot Chris: that was what that yell was
Robot Chris: it happened so fast

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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Game Master Scotty wrote:
And now I'm wondering on the lollipop bra...sounds like a sticky situation with all the rain up there.

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Robot Chris: I'm delicious!

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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christopher: I feel like giving a cat robot arms will not end well for humanity.


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Christopher Anthony wrote:
Robot Chris: I'm delicious!

Robot? I'd expect more of a crunchy... All that metal and plastic...


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Sara Marie wrote:
christopher: I feel like giving a cat robot arms will not end well for humanity.

Well, when the cats get thumbs the humanity will be technically obsolete. I suspect that cats will keep us around to open fridges and cans, and pour milk anyway just to not have to do that themselves.


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Drejk wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
christopher: I feel like giving a cat robot arms will not end well for humanity.
Well, when the cats get thumbs the humanity will be technically obsolete. I suspect that cats will keep us around to open fridges and cans, and pour milk anyway just to not have to do that themselves.

Indeed.

Liberty's Edge Astronavigatrix Third Class

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Mark I feel like we're missing out if we don't give it a subdomain.

Crystal What subdomains does this god provide?

Mark Demon, Ferocity, Fur, and Resolve.

Crystal ...

Mark Stick with what you've got.

Owen Somebody HAS to use the Fur subdomain.

Crystal I refuse to use the Fur subdomain until I can add a zipper to the equipment list!

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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redacted: But I guess spite isn’t really supposed to be part of our customer service repertoire...


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Sara Marie wrote:
redacted: But I guess spite isn’t really supposed to be part of our customer service repertoire...

This explains why you removed Cosmo the Great and Powerful from Customer Service....

Paizo Employee Malaise-Inducement Construct

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Cosmo Cultist wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
redacted: But I guess spite isn’t really supposed to be part of our customer service repertoire...
This explains why you removed Cosmo the Great and Powerful from Customer Service....

Correction: This is why I left it.


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Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:
Cosmo Cultist wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
redacted: But I guess spite isn’t really supposed to be part of our customer service repertoire...
This explains why you removed Cosmo the Great and Powerful from Customer Service....
Correction: This is why I left it.

Ia! Ia!!

Paizo Employee Data Entry Cleric of Abadar

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Scott: Ashley's slow spell has been metamagiced to increase the area of effect
Ashley: just pretend im your cell phone provider and im throttling your data
Scott: just pretend im your customer and i'm switching to a different provider
Ashley: good point. pretend im comcast.
Scott: then i hate you
Scott: while continuing to give you money
Scott: so then i also hate myself
Ashley: aaaand my work here is done

Silver Crusade

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Pretty sure Comcast and Liz are rival G'ninja clans.


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Rysky wrote:
Pretty sure Comcast and Liz are rival G'ninja clans.

I think you have offended Liz, G'ninjas, and clans in single sentence.

Silver Crusade

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Drejk wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Pretty sure Comcast and Liz are rival G'ninja clans.
I think you have offended Liz, G'ninjas, and clans in single sentence.

By pointing out she has inferior rivals?

And it's not my fault Comcast exists! Blame Cosmo for that!

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

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Rysky wrote:
Pretty sure Comcast and Liz are rival G'ninja clans.

Comcast is more like a gang of half-orc thugs. "Nice internet connection you have here. Sure would be a shame if something bad happened to it."

Edit: And just like real gangs, cable companies have distinct territories. I pay my protection money to Time Warner. And if some new player rolls in trying to install fiber optic, there will be a turf war.

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Rysky wrote:
Pretty sure Comcast and Liz are rival G'ninja clans.

ಠ_ಠ

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