Overheard at the Paizo office

[Nigel Tufnel, Guitar Wizard]

It's like, "How much more Chaotic could this be?" and the answer is "None. None more Chaotic."

[Ross Byers]

Owen K. C. Stephens wrote:

Patrick: "If all you have is a flamethrower, all your problems look like spiders."

"There are safer, more effective ways to kill a spider than using fire," Moore said. "Fire is not the method to use to kill a spider."

[Drejk]

Ross Byers wrote:

Owen K. C. Stephens wrote:

Patrick: "If all you have is a flamethrower, all your problems look like spiders."

"There are safer, more effective ways to kill a spider than using fire," Moore said. "Fire is not the method to use to kill a spider."

Uh, I thought it would link to our own vermin killing expert opinion...

[Owen K. C. Stephens]

Patrick: "And now, for the mercy killing." (Bites head off an animal-shaped sugar cookie) "Hmmm. Tastes cute."

[Christopher Anthony]

Ashley: I don't want to give it to him, but he's going to take it anyway, and in the end I'll probably get something out of it.

[Sharaya]

CS Erik: (after phone conversation): I couldn't hear him over the sound of the air elemental screaming in the background.

[Sharaya]

After someone walks in after fumbling with the front door lock (which is pretty tricky)...

Katina: Lockpicking skill, leveled up.

[Orthos]

Sharaya wrote:

CS Erik: (after phone conversation): I couldn't hear him over the sound of the air elemental screaming in the background.

Are you sure it wasn't a lightning elemental in the phone itself?

[Dazylar]

Orthos wrote:

Sharaya wrote:

CS Erik: (after phone conversation): I couldn't hear him over the sound of the air elemental screaming in the background.

Are you sure it wasn't a lightning elemental in the phone itself?

Or it could just be Gary, checking the traffic to the site and going mad... well, more mad than usual.

Hope you don't use any PHP code which allows RFI, Gary? :-)

[Sara Marie]

katina:THE SCREAMS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE BUILDING

[Christopher Anthony]

Dazylar wrote:

Hope you don't use any PHP code

PHP? What kind of backwards abomination do you think our website is?!

Wait, don't answer that.

[Orthos]

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Dazylar wrote:

Hope you don't use any PHP code

PHP? What kind of backwards abomination do you think our website is?!

Considering it's maintained by the same guy who wrote the Loaf Thread...

[Lucio]

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Dazylar wrote:

Hope you don't use any PHP code

PHP? What kind of backwards abomination do you think our website is?!

The kind that acts as a living advertisment for Dilbert strips?

[Justin Franklin]

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Dazylar wrote:

Hope you don't use any PHP code

PHP? What kind of backwards abomination do you think our website is?!

Wait, don't answer that.

Are you one of the 13 year olds from 1996?

[Ross Byers]

I was 11 in 1996. Does that count?

[Cort Odekirk]

Our website is built of only finest and most modern tin cans and bits of string.

[Katina Davis]

Christopher: I would fund this abomination.
And possibly film it.

[Rysky]

Katina Mathieson wrote:

Christopher: I would fund this abomination.

And possibly film it.

CosmoxCosmo?

[TriOmegaZero]

Cort Odekirk wrote:

Our website is built of only finest and most modern tin cans and bits of string.

Are you experts in string theory then?

[Hordshyrd]

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Ashley: I don't want to give it to him, but he's going to take it anyway, and in the end I'll probably get something out of it.

Back in negotiations with Mephistopheles eh? Yeah I've been there.

[Sara Marie]

katina: why do the blades come out of their [redacted].

katina: WHY

[Sara Marie]

Removed a few posts.

[TOZ]

They come out of their back, right? Like blade wings? That would be so metal.

[Liz Courts]

Erik: Dunno, shooting someone with a grapple spike launcher and then using my jetpack to slam people into things sounds pretty great.
Katina Psh, Vader could probably do that too. He can do whatever he wants.
Erik: With his mind.
Katina: HE'S DARTH F%%$ING VADER.

[Justin Franklin]

Ross Byers wrote:

I was 11 in 1996. Does that count?

Of course it does, I believe the original quote was directed at you anyway. :)

[Cosmo]

RobotChris: I have 60 days until the transformation is complete
RobotChris: or at least until I am expected to be all legs

[SLAaDOS]

Liz Courts wrote:

Erik: Dunno, shooting someone with a grapple spike launcher and then using my jetpack to slam people into things sounds pretty great.

Katina Psh, Vader could probably do that too. He can do whatever he wants.
Erik: With his mind.
Katina: HE'S DARTH F#$@ING VADER.

{fires up Steam, searches under Coffee Stain Studios for new Erik Simulator game}

[Sharaya]

Robot Chris: lift heavy things
Robot Chris: run around a bunch
Robot Chris: wiggle
Robot Chris: eat biscuits
Robot Chris: win-win
Robot Chris: that's the official robot plan now
Robot Chris: I need to patent that [redacted]

[Chris Lambertz]

Katina Walk up in da club like what up I'm a tuber

[Paris Crenshaw]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Katina Walk up in da club like what up I'm a tuber

Hip-Hop Potato. Fun.

[Liz Courts]

Katina: i just realized that that has upsetting implications
Sara Marie: i'm not prepared for this
Katina: I need an adult.

[Scribbling Rambler]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Katina Walk up in da club like what up I'm a tuber

[AhnoldVoice] IT'S NOT A TUBER!! [/AhnoldVoice]

[Mark Moreland]

Redacted: Hello.

Redacted: Good morning.

[Rysky]

Mark Moreland wrote:

Redacted: Hello.

Redacted: Good morning.

... You are Disappoint Jelly Devil...

[Chris Lambertz]

Redacted ... if we call this wizard Harry Potter ...

[Sara Marie]

vic: but that one doesn’t vibrate your eyes

vic: (as much)

[Lamontius]

Sharaya wrote:

Robot Chris: lift heavy things

Robot Chris: run around a bunch
Robot Chris: wiggle
Robot Chris: eat biscuits
Robot Chris: win-win
Robot Chris: that's the official robot plan now
Robot Chris: I need to patent that [redacted]

replace biscuits with crumpets and you have basically half of my daily schedule, erry day

[Sara Marie]

christopher: Always impressed how you balance that halo on those horns.

[Sharaya]

Gary: if you get up early enough you can make coffee before [redacted] starts demanding volcanoes

[Sharaya]

katina: I'm assuming that the fanciness level is about the same as the Hogwarts winter ball thingy

[Katina Davis]

Sharaya wrote:

katina: I'm assuming that the fanciness level is about the same as the Hogwarts winter ball thingy

I forgot it was called the Yule Ball and I am ashamed of myself forever. My Harry Potter street cred will never be the same.

[Sharaya]

Sharaya wrote:

katina: I'm assuming that the fanciness level is about the same as the Hogwarts winter ball thingy

robot chris: Yule Ball

robot chris: btw

katina: Thank you, Rubit!
katina: I'm really ashamed of myself.

robot chris: YOU SHOULD B... it's cool

[Lamontius]

the word around diagon alley is that Katina is a filthy muggle

[Sharaya]

robot chris: I work with wizards
robot chris: it has been determined

sara marie wizards you say?
*Sara Marie flicks wand*

katina: I was told earlier that I'm a muggle, so now I'm confused.
katina: WHAT AM I

robot chris: you're a squib
robot chris: but we like you anyway

sharaya: dirty mudblood?

robot chris: DDDD:
robot chris: NO

sharaya: oh, wait, that's a bad thing to say...

katina: SHARAYA
katina: we try to keep this a lighthearted fun place
katina: and now i feel attacked and unsafe

sharaya: terribly sorry. please don't punch me in the nose

katina: sobs

sharaya: or have whoever would be our Mad-Eye Moody turn me into a ferret....

katina: It's okay. I'll just use my timeturner and forget you ever said it
katina: NBD

sharaya: Ooo. You have one of those?

katina: i actually do :)
katina: [redacted] got it for me :D

[redacted]

Hello!

[Erik Keith]

Art Team(In Unison): ORCANADO! Orcanado?! ORCANADO!