Overheard at the Paizo office

[Tels]

I expect, at some point, there will be a post along the lines of this:

Stephen *THWACK*
Jason OW!!

The question is... who will post it first when it happens?

[Ross Byers]

Kajehase wrote:

Eh, those aren't even good meatballs.

You take that back.

[Katina Davis]

Sara Marie wrote:

Kajehase wrote:

Eh, those aren't even good meatballs.

Try telling that to a toddler.

Hey, I resent that! Oh wait, you were talking about an actual toddler. >_>

[Katina Davis]

Liz: I have max ranks in Craft (Food Porn)

[Christopher Anthony]

Jessica: man, I have One Night In Bangkok stuck in my head now
Me: The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free.
Jessica: I feel an angel sliding up to me

Cosmo has joined this chat.

[Jessica Price]

Katina: I do want to do one of those things

Katina: and it involves scarves

Christopher: Kinky.

[Ashley Kaprielian]

* RobotChris somethingsomething you're all expendible robotmumble somethingsomething
Robot Chris: >_>
Robot Chris: <_<
* Christopher pats his EMP reassuringly.
Robot Chris: o_o
Christopher: Come at me, brobot
Robot Chris: I don't have a clever bro response
Me: DO YOU EVEN COMMAND LINE BRO
Robot Chris: yes, ashley will fight this battle for me
* RobotChris delegates

[Sharaya]

Katina: They could not have possibly [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] in [redacted].
Those [redacted] look like FREEDOM.

[Christopher Anthony]

Sharaya wrote:

Katina: They could not have possibly [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] in [redacted].

Those [redacted] look like FREEDOM.

This post is so redacted it's [redacted] [redacted].

[,]

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Sharaya wrote:

Katina: They could not have possibly [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] in [redacted].

Those [redacted] look like FREEDOM.

This post is so redacted it's [redacted] [redacted].

Of course you know..... this means we have to go [redacted]?

[GeraintElberion]

, wrote:

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Sharaya wrote:

Katina: They could not have possibly [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] in [redacted].

Those [redacted] look like FREEDOM.

This post is so redacted it's [redacted] [redacted].

Of course you know..... this means we have to go [redacted]?

Never go full [redacted].

[Chemlak]

GeraintElberion wrote:

, wrote:

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Sharaya wrote:

Katina: They could not have possibly [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] in [redacted].

Those [redacted] look like FREEDOM.

This post is so redacted it's [redacted] [redacted].

Of course you know..... this means we have to go [redacted]?

Never go full [redacted].

Because that would mean [redacted] would not have their [redacted] on. And that's just nasty.

[Sissyl]

Magic pants, then.

[Christopher Anthony]

Sharaya: omg.
Sharaya: sploosh

[Sara Marie]

jessica: WE'RE GOING TO GET ALL INDIANA JONES UP IN THIS JOINT

[Lamontius]

not with whips you filthy animals
but with the scrupulous acquisition of relics that belong in a museum

or wait did you mean whips

[Drock11]

Lamontius wrote:

but with the scrupulous acquisition of relics that belong in a museum

Considering it's Paizo they get bonus points in everybody's book if they then sell those priceless treasured relics at a severe discount to some small town merchant to enable them to pick up some sweet pieces of armor and weapons.

[Lamontius]

that sounds like something Belloq would say

omg Godwin'd

[Chris Lambertz]

Tanis Oh glorious CS masters, I have a question about buying [redacted]
Me a rumble in the distance
Me a bird flies across the sun
Me a wallet begins to shudder
Me and Liz peeks over the horizon
Me with answers

Liz peeks at Tanis’s wallet.

Me dunna na wanh wanh wanh♪♫

[Liz Courts]

Katina: I save the bodies of my enemies for winter.

[Kajehase]

Ross Byers wrote:

Kajehase wrote:

Eh, those aren't even good meatballs.

You take that back.

If I can't be snooty about IKEA's flat-pack meatballs and powder based mashed potato, what's the point of being Swedish?

[Sissyl]

Well said, doughty countryman.

[Liz Courts]

Ashley: YOU KEEP YOUR VOODOO DICE AWAY FROM MY HALF-ORC
Ashley: /flail

[Sara Marie]

lissa: I don't know what that is but I want to eat it.

[Jessica Price]

Liz: Are there bad donuts?

Jessica: Yes. Yes there are. I had one. Yesterday.

Sharaya: I've had a few bad donuts. But for the most part, no.

Jessica: It was vegan. It was bad.

Liz: Is this like finding a bad cookie?

Jessica: Maybe?

Liz: And your soul bleeds for the betrayal?

Jessica: YES

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: red alert

sharaya: that sounds...bad

christopher: Timemachine?

tanis: go go gadget robot!

[Vic Wertz]

Jessica Price wrote:

Liz: Are there bad donuts?

Jessica: Yes. Yes there are. I had one. Yesterday.

Sharaya: I've had a few bad donuts. But for the most part, no.

Jessica: It was vegan. It was bad.

Liz: Is this like finding a bad cookie?

Jessica: Maybe?

Liz: And your soul bleeds for the betrayal?

Jessica: YES

If you knew it was vegan, you had fair warning.

[Vic Wertz]

I kid! I like vegan food.

Spoiler:

...once you replace all of the ingredients in it with ingredients that taste good.

[Paris Crenshaw]

Gluten-free, vegan brownies = Compost

[Sara Marie]

sharaya: But I don't know if I want to actually touch it with crayons.

[Lamontius]

Liz Courts wrote:

Ashley: YOU KEEP YOUR VOODOO DICE AWAY FROM MY HALF-ORC

Ashley: /flail

my luck or lack of it is so well known among my friends that when I lick their dice they instantly gain my bad luck

well that and their reaction when at the end of a session I tell them I licked their dice

:)

:|

:(

[Drejk]

Lamontius wrote:

Liz Courts wrote:

Ashley: YOU KEEP YOUR VOODOO DICE AWAY FROM MY HALF-ORC

Ashley: /flail

my luck or lack of it is so well known among my friends that when I lick their dice they instantly gain my bad luck

well that and their reaction when at the end of a session I tell them I licked their dice

:)

:|

:(

*note to self* Before playing with Lamontius get a dice roller for tablet.

*note to self, no. 2* Keep my tablet away from Lamontius!

[Ashley Kaprielian]

Lamontius wrote:

Liz Courts wrote:

Ashley: YOU KEEP YOUR VOODOO DICE AWAY FROM MY HALF-ORC

Ashley: /flail

my luck or lack of it is so well known among my friends that when I lick their dice they instantly gain my bad luck

well that and their reaction when at the end of a session I tell them I licked their dice

:)

:|

:(

Liz' GMing dice have +Crit_Chance, and +Crit_Confirm. It makes PCs weep.

[Hordshyrd]

Ashley Gillaspie wrote:

Lamontius wrote:

Liz Courts wrote:

Ashley: YOU KEEP YOUR VOODOO DICE AWAY FROM MY HALF-ORC

Ashley: /flail

my luck or lack of it is so well known among my friends that when I lick their dice they instantly gain my bad luck

well that and their reaction when at the end of a session I tell them I licked their dice

:)

:|

:(

Liz' GMing dice have +Crit_Chance, and +Crit_Confirm. It makes PCs weep.

You call that Voodoo dice? I've played in a game with moving criticals (need 12 or less 12 is a crit, need 8 or less 8 is a crit...) and seeing someone with dice that consistently roll crits on different numbers definitely makes you consider reaching for the old torch and pitchfork.

[Chris Lambertz]

Katina He is now a werelady.

[Jessica Price]

Katina: Ve haf vays of making your food disappear.

[Cosmo]

Katina: I like thinking that he speaks the same way in his normal life as he does in his songs
Katina: At the dinner table
Katina: PLEASE PASS THE BUTTAHHHHH.... FOR MAH BISKIIIIT
Katina: (to the tune of "Arms Wide Open")

[Katina Davis]

Liz: WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA, COOKIES TO MY MOUF

[Sara Marie]

robot chris:to take our wallets, and lay them before us and hear the lamentations of our bank statements

[Sharaya]

Tanis: i actually respect that. it indicates a shamelessness of which i approve.

[Sara Marie]

katina: well... thats' cuz I time traveled and put it there.

[Readerbreeder]

Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris:to take our wallets, and lay them before us and hear the lamentations of our bank statements

It sounds like Paizo may need to update its mission statement. But in a good way. Take my money, Paizo!

[Jessica Price]

Stephen: Do I look like the sort of person who uses ether?

[Sharaya]

Lissa: The thing about [redacted] is that you usually can't take it off.

[Christopher Anthony]

Sharaya: my asian girls are better

[Katina Davis]

Sharaya: Liz - is that rain?
Sharaya: I can't see window
Katina: ^ The sad truth about working in an office building.

[Sharaya]

Gary: it was fun, you got to play with hot wax and rollers
and lots and lots of very sharp knives
also you got way more interesting chemicals all over you

[thunderspirit]

Katina Mathieson wrote:

Sharaya: Liz - is that rain?

It's Seattle.

Meaning, roughly 75% of the time, the answer is "yes."

[Sharaya]

thunderspirit wrote:

Katina Mathieson wrote:

Sharaya: Liz - is that rain?

It's Seattle.

Meaning, roughly 75% of the time, the answer is "yes."

I was confused because it was raining hard enough to actually make noise on the roof. So far, I'm not used to it raining quite that hard here.

EDIT: I got excited. Sometimes I miss Missouri thunderstorms.