Mike Welham Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012 |
Acolyte of Urizen |
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I have decided... Cosmo is a lie... Discuss?
HE DOES NOT EXIST WITHOUT ME.
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Hmmm... {consults Poor Grognard's Almanac}
Apparently -- pre-3rd Edition anyway -- Cosmo was formally known as the Chaotic Customer Servant of Seven Parts. The sages, Ross the Mad and Vic the Only-Slightly-Disturbed, discovered Mayan prophecies foretelling that reconstituting all seven parts will usher in a New Age of Darkness for all gamerkind. Six of those constituent components were scattered to remote corners of TimeCube Golarion by Lisa the Bold, One-Eyed Erik, and Jason "The Ol' Janx Spirit"... and hidden with deadly traps devised by the lethally-cunning Postmonster. The remaining part was shackled to an obsidian slab in Paizo headquarters where it could be watched.
But even now, in the guise of "helping Paizo customers," the remaining Cosmo piece whispers subliminal compulsions and maddening secrets to hapless callers...
{thunder crashes, lights flicker}
Celestial Healer |
Celestial Healer wrote:Still need the well-wishes/positive waves on the job opportunity. It makes me nervous.Do I need to come to LA to wish you well in person? Well, I will. Tuesday to be precise. So there. Good luck. Warm up the beaches for me.
What are you coming this way for? It's been chilly, but I'll work on those beaches.
And thanks for the well wishes!
Emperor7 |
Emperor7 wrote:Celestial Healer wrote:Still need the well-wishes/positive waves on the job opportunity. It makes me nervous.Do I need to come to LA to wish you well in person? Well, I will. Tuesday to be precise. So there. Good luck. Warm up the beaches for me.What are you coming this way for? It's been chilly, but I'll work on those beaches.
And thanks for the well wishes!
No prob. Be confident. But not too confident. Add a little excitement. They like that.
Business. Scope some real estate. Just for a couple of days tho.
Mothman |
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Treants In the Mist wrote:And yet, no one is interested in finding out who Katie McGrath is? Shame.Mothman wrote:I oogled her too. Definitely got wood. I almost lost one of my fluency in three languages when I was branching through the gallery.By the way, I just googled ‘Milani’ to make sure I had my facts right (couldn’t really remember the details on her) ... You get some very interesting (and borderline NSFW) images come up on a google search of that name ...
She's a witch!
A very attractive one, but she doesn't have the assets of Ms Milani.
Mothman |
I am very curious, if you happen to just lurk here, for good or ill, can you like this post. I just want to see how many people lurk. I have noticed on various threads people mention this one who never post, so my curiosity is up.If that sentence made any sort of linguistic sense?
Or hey just post saying long time lurker first time poster ;)
Well that experiment didn't work ...
Justin Franklin |
Crimson Jester wrote:Well that experiment didn't work ...I am very curious, if you happen to just lurk here, for good or ill, can you like this post. I just want to see how many people lurk. I have noticed on various threads people mention this one who never post, so my curiosity is up.If that sentence made any sort of linguistic sense?
Or hey just post saying long time lurker first time poster ;)
I posted. ;)
Mike Welham Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012 |
Mothman wrote:Crimson Jester wrote:Well that experiment didn't work ...I am very curious, if you happen to just lurk here, for good or ill, can you like this post. I just want to see how many people lurk. I have noticed on various threads people mention this one who never post, so my curiosity is up.If that sentence made any sort of linguistic sense?
Or hey just post saying long time lurker first time poster ;)
I posted. ;)
I favorited.
Mothman |
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Mothman wrote:Crimson Jester wrote:Well that experiment didn't work ...I am very curious, if you happen to just lurk here, for good or ill, can you like this post. I just want to see how many people lurk. I have noticed on various threads people mention this one who never post, so my curiosity is up.If that sentence made any sort of linguistic sense?
Or hey just post saying long time lurker first time poster ;)
I posted. ;)
If I’m interpreting CJ correctly he was hoping that people who lurk but never post to this thread would favourite his post – everyone who has favourited it so far does post here to some degree or another.
Nostrildamus |
Hold fast to dreams
For if dreams die
Life is a broken-winged bird
That cannot fly.
the painted jester lightly leaps
with windswept grace and furrowed brow
for the greedy king who eats
and silently wonders how.
Both robb'd of air,
we both lie in one ground
Both whom one fire had burnt,
one water drown'd.
To see a World in a grain of sand
And a Heaven in a wild flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And Eternity in an hour.
Tordek Rumnaheim |
CH - Sending best wishes to both of you for positive outcomes on the job front. Thanks 8th Dwarf and BT for the best wishes on my new job. Welcome back TfBtE, long time no see. And a belated welcome to psionichamster and Chubbs McGee.
Hope everyone has a fawesome day today.
Edit: Uh oh - hope the sight of a nekkid dwarf doesn't scare everyone away from the thread.