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I CAN'T HANDLE THE TEST!
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YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE FAWTL!
It's not that I want to kill them off... exactly.
Bind your eyes against the truth, but it remains the truth.Waffle House is pretty horrible.Lies.
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE FAWTL, SON!
ARE WE CLEAR?
You can't handle a Lawful Paladin! Lawful Paladins live in a world that has expectations, and those expectations have to be guarded by developers who make the rules. Who's gonna do it? You? Gorbacz? Paladins have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for your vision, and you curse the RAW. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what the developers know. That the RAW, while tragic, probably saved the majority from excessive nerd-rage. And the existence of a Lawful-only Paladin, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, spares the headaches. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at gaming sessions, you want things your way, you need things to be done your way. Paladins use words like honor, code, loyalty. Paladins use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. Maybe you should just say thank you and go on your way with a houserule and get over it.
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? WAVES?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE WAVES! |