Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
Well, I for ONE like my baby oil made the AUTHENTIC, old school way! Better for my delicate skin...
Are you sure you aren't Muninn? Because Thought can read my name tag. Of course, if you're good in bleu cheese, perhaps I don't require you for conversational purposes... <smack, smack>
Sebastian's Mother wrote:
O-ooh!*Fans herself furiously with her large, gnomeskin fan.*
Hekate's mercies! What hooligans!
What is worse, now is I have to figure out how froggie boy got out of my cauldron. And I was so careful to feed the fire slowly...
Celestial Healer wrote:
Why can't I have anything nice?
Oh, dearie, why pay for something that men will give away with the proper motivation? Of course, at my age, and after producing two fine boys, I've turned my energy to other matters.
Why look, Sebastian's Mother just walked in. Hellooooooooooo! [cackle] Here's another proud mum who knows what I mean. [Gets cup and saucer for SM.] One toadstool or two?
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
What is this? An ugly broad convention?
Sir, this is gathering for ladies of REFINEMENT. Please take yourself away from here, lest we turn you into a condiment dispenser.
By the way, girls, who brought the biscuits and the finger sandwiches? I have a tray all ready for them, on the lazy susan.