Like, gag me with a hairbrush.
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Science is magic I don't understand. Especially moo-ons.
ermahgerd blertz!
I brush and floss every day, so I have nothing to worry about.
But zombie, everyone knows that Evil is Cool and Good is Dumb.That's only what they want you to think! I think what the news channels tell me to think.
Threadcarp.
Ermagherd! Bercon!!
That also has the added advantage of making OTD more interesting.
I like Crunchberries, myself.
Moar "Is <X>/<Y>/<Z> (or some combo) evil?" threads?
Poofin.
Penguins are the coolest animals!
The 2nd Amendment guarantees the right to bear arms.
Hello everybody! Come on down to Sofa-King, where the prices aren't just low. They're Sofa-King low! Pun Ditz doesn't get it. .. . Me neither.
I don't get it.At least the rooster did. NYUCK NYUCK.It got cut off by the chicken truck. Everyone knows the chicken came before the egg.I guess so? It did not have any outside markings that I remember.Took 2hours to get to work this morning. Saw a Semi truck jack knifed on the side of the road. Can't imagine that will be cheap to fix.Only took me an hour and a half.:) Was that the egg semi? Get what?
Oh no, I still shampoo and care for my scalp. It needs to remain lubricated, lightly scented, and above all, kept clear of blocked pores and detrius. Heh heh. Lubricated.
Sneaks into the thread, slices a pie into 8 slices, then sneaks out of thread, making a successful Stealth Skill check.~Sneaks out of same window taking all of the pie with her.~ <Wonders what she's eating since all the pie is gone>
Order of the Wood...
Let me see if I follow the logic... They don't make my butt look evil, but they do make my butt look fat. Therefore, fat is not evil. Which means consuming corn syrup-laden products is actually good. So...paladins like corn syrup.
I thought it was Val Kilmer in drag...I've got a +5 holy cold iron flyswatter I'll be using to smite that backside unless you settle-down young man!"Auntie Paladin?" I think you're just George Bush in Barbara's wig! Now, that's evil!
You could kill a wyvern-riding baby goblin with that!
Does that make you evil or good, Mr. Fishy?
Just asking...
I like to watch.I'll wait until everyone else has had a piece.Why? Nothing compares to you.
I'm too embarrassed to be called a drow. It could be the other way around. I can't remember.
I had social miscues once. I couldn't get rid of them with penicillin.
Not me. I'm pretty low on the totem pole. And I know Lea is on the stripper pole.
DUR DA DURR!Oh sure. Brag about your IQ on the boards, why doncha?It's not ironic. It's like an IQ thang.Ironically, one of Mindy's friends has dubbed me with that moniker.Not I, DoubleG. You rang?
A paladin of Asmodeus and a cleric in heavy armor walk into a bar...
politics and religion and stuff hurr hurr
I've got both of those volumes, backwards and forwards.Yeah, that's the one. I knew it wasn't Complete Rouge.That sounds reasonable to me. Now that you mention it, raw sneak attack damage should be better than applying a condition/poison. Have you ever looked at the Complete Rogue sourcebook (3.5 splattybook from WoTC)? It's got a similar mechanic to what you're looking for, except it trades out dice of damage for a condition.You're thinking of the Complete Scoundrel. I've got two copies of one of those books.
Hey, you got the "extra large". I like!
Be gentle, it's my first time.Must...get...to...20,000...How do you think I feel? I've missed evryone so far. :/ That's not I heard. I've got +15 on my Listen checks.
<Steals Spanky's fork> You got that right, DM Phil.
Maybe we need to make a thread "Seriously, new people, we welcome you. You just have to get used to us." I've got the very first issue of Playboy. Whoa, nelly, pull that skirt up just above your knees!
I snuck up on Fryer and gave him a Wedgie Sneak Attack. That should fix things.
I knew you was cute under that thing, but DA-AM! Oopsie. How did all my clothes come off? <Heads to one of the "offices">
I knew you was cute under that thing, but DA-AM! Let's go increase our Acrobatics skills. ;)
Looks like I stole the top of the page. <Takes hood off>
Pwned by a rogue. How embarrassing!
I like the color of you outfit. Your name's not as cool as mine, though.Heya Dragon. I am sorry I have been unable to answer your calls tonight. We are having some problems with one of our employees and I have been on the phone with my boss and Kirk all night. It's dead now. When it charges I will call you right away. :) Oh, no. The last time I did that, I allowed the Lord of the Dance to come to power.
I like your name, though. It's a lot more clever than "The Kissing Bandit".
I like the color of you outfit. Your name's not as cool as mine, though.Heya Dragon. I am sorry I have been unable to answer your calls tonight. We are having some problems with one of our employees and I have been on the phone with my boss and Kirk all night. It's dead now. When it charges I will call you right away. :) My father was a functional illiterate, and my mother hated rogues. What can you do?
Heya Dragon. I am sorry I have been unable to answer your calls tonight. We are having some problems with one of our employees and I have been on the phone with my boss and Kirk all night. It's dead now. When it charges I will call you right away. :) Doesn't even say hi to me. I am unloved. :(
Ah, but I also know what wink wink nudge nudge means, and quite frankly I'm insulted. Why would you even say something like that? That last bit was for Shenker. Easy mistake.
I was using mysterious Thieves Cant. So you know what I really meant. Wink wink. Nudge nudge.
The next person who uses a word with the letter 'z'?
<Over Dill's body> High five!
I know your secret so hubba hubba right back at ya sweety. Let me tell you, that took a lot of skill points.
Hubba hubba!
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