Priest of Bacon Cheesburgers's page

Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:

Ghost Post wrote:

Gary has made me a lot scarcer than in previous years ...

double posts have gone the way of the dodo as well. The PMG is fawesome!

All praise his glory!

Screw that. Lets get some burgers.

I even let the wife and boy have some bacon. I am nothing if not generous.

You fool! It starts with one piece, but then the next thing you know they're eating the lions share while you stare on in bacon-less despair.

Jess Door wrote:

Scoop chips and salsa (with a high salsa to chip ratio) is an awesome savory snack. :) It's a vegetable!!!!!!! It must be healthly!

That's what I say about hamburgers: They are vertical beef salads! There is nothing wrong with salad! <MUNCH MUNCH>

You speak as one who has borne witness to the light my Brother!

Bacon CheeseMrgher?

Is that what you want my son?

I Heart Bacon 24/7/365.25.

And Bacon loves you to my son.

Still need the well-wishes/positive waves on the job opportunity. It makes me nervous.

Blessings of the Bacon upon you my child.

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Das Johann Schaft ist ein schon mutter....

shiess dein mutt!
aber, ich spreche uber Schaft.....

Bacon?

Bacon? BACON!? BACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!

O.O

Mmmmm.....beer

...and burgers?

taig wrote:

Paris Crenshaw wrote:

taig wrote:

Naked naughty language.

Now is the time we dance...naked.

Liebe meine abschminke!

Oddly enough, that actually translates to "Love my make-up remover!"...no monkeys involved.

Hee hee

Now, I could have said:

Liebe meine affe!

That would have been closer. But Patrick might not appreciate that.

I'm sorry my son, but there is no other choice....

Lindisty wrote:

Ashe Ravenheart wrote:

Now, Monday mornings, on the other hand, suck monkey balls. :P

Except when it's a holiday. :)

(I know that even in the U.S. a lot of people don't have today off work. Fortunately, most of my employers have always treated Presidents' Day as a work holiday, and now that my employer is the government, well...)

Which is why I wouldn't mind a government job or another stint back in the financial sector -- the bonus holidays.

{rattles triangle} C'mon, employers!

~Prays for Uri's success over a BCB.~

Urizen wrote:

Jess Door wrote:

Priest of Bacon Cheesburgers wrote:

Go forth with the blessings of the Bacon my child, for in the Bacon Cheeseburger anything is possible. One simply must put it there.

Waitaminute! There's a Bacon Cheeseburger priesthood?!?

How did I not know about this?!?!?

Wait until you see the domains. ;-)

::swoons::

I see the power of The Bacon Cheeseburger is in you! Join us my dear, give yourself over to the beefy bacony cheesy glory that possesses you, hurry child before your lust threatens to consume you you must consume it!!!!

lynora wrote:

Jyu1ch1 wrote:

Yea I have to keep looking for a job....I'm starting to get really depressed about this.

:(

I hope you find something you're happy with soon.

Welp I got another interview with a different place....lets hope they don't pay min wage like the last place I talked to. :P

Go forth with the blessings of the Bacon my child, for in the Bacon Cheeseburger anything is possible. One simply must put it there.

Merry Fawtl Christmas ya buncha Godless savages! (J/K, you know I love ya guys! ;)

And, with that, I'm gonna go grab a shower and head out to the mall.

Be safe, and be well. May The Bacon be with you my son.

Bless the new couple. May there always be bacon on your burgers.

Bless the new couple. May there always be bacon on your burgers.

Bless the new couple. May there always be bacon on your burgers.

Bless the new couple. May there always be bacon on your burgers.

Bless the new couple. May there always be bacon on your burgers.

Bless the new couple. May there always be bacon on your burgers.

Bless the new couple. May there always be bacon on your burgers.

Bless the new couple. May there always be bacon on your burgers.

Bless the new couple. May there always be bacon on your burgers.

Bless the new couple. May there always be bacon on your burgers.

Moorluck wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

So, anything I need to know from the pages I missed?

The secret of true happiness. But since it's you leafy, I'll repeat it.

** spoiler omitted **

It all makes sense now. My God...it's beautiful. ::Breaks down in De Niroish weeping::

It's alright my son, just let it out. Everything is ok now.

Delivery!
~Brings in wagon load of "heartstopping" double BACON!! chili cheeseburgers.~
Enjoy.

BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are learning much, soon you shall jorney down the path of enlightenment to reach that point of nirvana known as The Triple Bacon Cheesburger, with fries.

Clankest not my shield, addle-brained villain! Verily, I lately had yon boar repainted!

Get on the sheild, I can use it to fry you up. C'mon, I ain't got all day, I got Tarren Dai on the other grill.

Thou canst not fry a supporter, simpleton of the airy reaches.

~Hits Rick number 3 with a cast iron skillet.~

Get to frying piggy!

Knave!

Thou spiest my charge from afar.

Get in my frying pan! Now you undercooked slice of bacony goodness!

Dieu et mon droit!

Ooooh, do I spy BACON!?

BACON!!!!

Moorluck wrote:

I got off early so I decided I'd pick the kids up so she could come straight home... and she brought me a Monster Burger as a reward!!! :D

Lucky. I'd probably drop dead if I ate one.

I probably will some day. I am trying to eat better on the whole, but I do have a weakness for Burgers.

I'm headed out for a cheeseburger and then home :)

And will you take The Burger and placeth upon It many strips of Thee Bacon to maketh a most Holy Union, to maketh The Bacon Cheesebuger?

Priest of Bacon Cheesburgers wrote:

Woodraven wrote:

a burger, a burger, my kingdom for a burger!!!

And dost this burger have Cheese and Bacon, for to become a true Burger, A Bacon Cheesburger, It must. So sayith It.

yes, yes, this delectable piece of beef, shall be adorned with with cheese and six full strips of thick cut bacon.

And to quote the great book,"And so shall it be served upon a bun of high quality, for whosoever placeth It upon an inferior bread shall know It's fury. Heartburn of brimstone and pain eternal shall be their reward. But whosoever hold It sacred above all foods shall know only bountiful flavor."

Hahummmmmmmm Bacon.

a burger, a burger, my kingdom for a burger!!!

And dost this burger have Cheese and Bacon, for to become a true Burger, A Bacon Cheesburger, It must. So sayith It.

taig wrote:

Red meat lovers, just to let you know, meat is murder. And I'm a big hypocrite, but I can live with it.

I never knew murder tasted sooooooo good. ;)

But Remember The Book Of The Burger, Verse 124, page 38: "And lo did it come to pass that no beef used to make It, or pig slain to provide It, would be as murdered. For all beef and pig shall know It, and shall want nothing more than to become It, for The Bacon Cheesburger is to be consumed and worship placed upon It, by all creatures. Amen.

Aberzombie wrote:

Damn you! Now I'm hungry.

+1

I want to worship at the Alter of The Bacon Cheeseburger now, but it's nearly 2am.

hmmm.... Maccas around here all have 24 hour Drive Thru now...

The Bacon Cheesburger-less heathens of Oz have not yet learned of The Temple of Sonic, there can you worship The Bacon Cheesburger even at 2am. The Bacon Cheesburger does not know time, It knows no breakfast menu. Worship when you can my son, The Bacon Cheesburger will allways be ready when you are.

Aberzombie wrote:

Damn you! Now I'm hungry.

Come before It, my zombie friend. Know that It will accept you if you give your stomach to It. The Bacon Cheesburger will fill your gut, no longer will you need to feast on brains, never again will you desire the taste of other, lesser foods. Let The Bacon Cheesburger into your stomach and know true spiritul fufillment. I will pray for you my son...

Hahummmmmmmmmmmm Bacon.
Hahummmmmmmmmmmm Bacon.
Hahummmmmmmmmmmm Bacon.

Mmmmmmmmmmm.... Bacon.

Damn you! Now I'm hungry.

Come before It, my zombie friend. Know that It will accept you if you give your stomach to It. The Bacon Cheesburger will fill your gut, no longer will you need to feast on brains, never again will you desire the taste of other, lesser foods. Let The Bacon Cheesburger into your stomach and know true spiritul fufillment. I will pray for you my son...

Hahummmmmmmmmmmm Bacon.
Hahummmmmmmmmmmm Bacon.
Hahummmmmmmmmmmm Bacon.

Mmmmmmmmmmm.... Bacon.

Moorluck wrote:

I just noticed that I use capital letters for Bacon Cheesburger, like it's some sort of proper name or something. What does that say about me. :/

We'll be concerned when you start capitalizing pronouns referring to bacon cheeseburgers as well.

"And lo, I saw before me an host of Bacon Cheeseburgers, resplendent in all Their glory. And as I looked upon Them I was moved, for They had a look of deliciousness about Them"

"And lo, did The Bacon Cheesburger place Itself at value item #4. And so then did the masses see It in all It's Glory, and knowing the love of The Bacon Cheesburger in all It's greasy greatness, where they fed. Join me now in prayer.... Our Burger who art with Bacon, hallowed be Thy taste, Thy bacon crisp, Thy cheese be melted, greasy be Thy goodness. Amen."