Rocks fall. you all die. reroll characters.
I'm more curious about what GoatToucher will do with all of these guys.
*Points to Malvel's beasts and Dedrick's robobeasts, who are still strapped to individual Gurney's (somehow) and are waiting nervously for GoatToucher to turn his attention to them and his "care".*
Not that I mind, particularly, but why did you strap them to Journey?
Pulg survived ofcourse because he is hair.
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Whee! Fair time.
Rearranges stall numbers just before judges arrive and puts them back after they leave.
Now to sit back and watch the chaos.
*shakes his head at the carnage* shame shame..
Not that I mind, particularly, but why did you strap them to Journey?I'm more curious about what GoatToucher will do with all of these guys.
*Points to Malvel's beasts and Dedrick's robobeasts, who are still strapped to individual Gurney's (somehow) and are waiting nervously for GoatToucher to turn his attention to them and his "care".*
Because here I am, with open arms.
busy busy busy...
hexes all the chickens so they all lay misshapen green eggs.
cackle cackle cackle
This is fun.
Because here I am, with open arms.Not that I mind, particularly, but why did you strap them to Journey?I'm more curious about what GoatToucher will do with all of these guys.
*Points to Malvel's beasts and Dedrick's robobeasts, who are still strapped to individual Gurney's (somehow) and are waiting nervously for GoatToucher to turn his attention to them and his "care".*
Oh, arms. With an 'M'. Phew.
You guys are really bad at being crushed by rocks.
We have noted it as an area for improvement in our performance review.
Good.
Starts singing outside the music hall before it opens.
Justin Bieber walks out to an empty room.
Looks around. Doesn't see anyone.
Punish who?
Punish EVERYONE!!!
With pleasures.
Crack! Crack! Crack!
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:rolls eyes, sips aperitif:
Amateurs...
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No on can match you, so most of us don't even try.
I could have told you that a bullwhip wouldn't have done any good. What you need is a clarinet.
What happens when an indestructible clarinet meets an invulnerable bottom?
Not sure, but I bet someone gets the point.
Schism's hair looks enough like a Mr Whippy to make me assume that they are never without ice cream.
Clearly none of you know the most effective way to apply a clarinet to a bottom.
Hint: it is not as a bludgeon.
Rotate it 90 degrees and try again.
They don't call it the Misery Stick for nothing, you know.
If you are using the words “insert “ and “clarinet “ in the same sentence, you may need to reassess your safety protocols.
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it is all handled with professionalism, expertise, and the best possible taste.
Well now that that is over with.
*Sniff sniff*
The mouthpiece of this clarinet has a distinctively tangy scent that I can't quite place. Maybe the triceratops is to blame.
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Hmm, been a while since I've been In THIS one...
Well now that that is over with.
YOU THERE! Now that that is over with, enough's enough: I just have to ask why, after all this time and all the shenanigans and goings-on, it's-the-end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it-and-I-feel-a-little-under-the-weath er, do I not see a 'CO-Vidmaster7'???
I'm not upset, you understand; just disappointed. SOMEBODY'S got to think about these things! The scripts write themselves, it's a triple-entendre, yadayadayada maybe you could even work in an AIRPLANE! reference....
Uh. what the clown said.
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Alright; I want to know absolutely EVERYTHING that's happened up 'till now.
Horace and Myfanwy's marriage is on the rocks, partially due to Harold's devilled egg habit getting entirely out of control, partially due to Myfanwy's infatuation with the dark and mysterious civil engineer Guiseppe, who is working on the construction of the nuclear power plant owned by Mr Whitchurch. Unbeknownst to Mr Whitchurch, the plant is being built on the site of the Abbey of St Bridget, where the ancestors of his ex-mistress, Sarah, who disappeared in very murky circumstances. The will proving that her offspring, including Piers, his illegitimate son by her, hold the title to all Grunderby Valley, including the site for the plant itself, Whitchurch Manor, and Redcurrant Farm, which has been in dispute between the Whitchurches and the Oxeys since time immemorial, is hidden in one of the Abbey graves currently being investigated by Myfanwy's feckless archaeologist brother, Daffyd, who is currently being blackmailed by Guiseppe, who has obtained some of the unredacted flight records to and from GoatToucher Island via Graham Oxey, rumoured killed in the Balkan conflict of the 1990s, but in fact, surviving and becoming highly placed in Serbian military intelligence. Daffyd has passed the will to Guiseppe, who intends to use it as leverage to reclaim some back pay he feels he is owed by Mr Whitchurch; he has been discussing this during his late-night trysts with Myfanwy in Morgan's Wood, unaware that Horace has been listening from the shadows...
What pulg said.