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busy busy busy...

Hmm Elan just finished his character arc.. now all that is left....

Not yet... true.....

*waits patiently for Disco*

Uh oh... this is going to be ugly *shrug* eh good for business.

Eh I only get paid for the clean up.

I do have a deal going atm Reiner. Same one I had for him at your eventual destruction I'll come by and sweep you up too. ;)

*has broom* don't mind me just sweeping up the mess.

Why? Would it be a grave situation?

hmm I thought puns where the bears job.

Do not ask for how many times the crab clacks.

Celestial Healer wrote:

The quote from yesterday’s Strange Aeons PF game:

“WTF, it’s my birthday, man!”

The party rogue (played by FAWTL alum Patrick Curtin) was sneaking about a tannery while invisible looking for an outsider imposter. He got stuck in a room with a group of guards seated around a table (he got a really high Stealth roll, so they were unalarmed).

“What are they talking about?” Me: They’re planning a trip to a strip club.

Not seeing a way out of the room without alerting them, he finally pulled out his bow and started taking them out with sneak attacks. (Bear in mind, these are just hired guards sitting around a table.) The party rushes in and attacks. By the time the guards’ initiative finally came up, there was only one half-dead guard left.

He dropped his weapon in surrender and said, “What the f#%@! It’s my birthday, man!”

This will forever be our line whenever players go full murderhobo and slaughter enemies who weren’t even attacking them.

Snitches get stitches

But the liches get all the wenches.

I look forward to your business.

Oh you know odd jobs here and their. Take measurements, wood work, dig holes, fill in said holes.

Black Friday sounds like FUN!!!

... It's good for business...

Do I hear coughin? I'll prepare another coffin.
doctor calling for death? I know the guy I call him seth.
I just heard her, what's that you think it was a murder?
they see me at a wake. they think I'm a snake
but I don't unmake, I don't rake, I'm not gonna bake you a cake.
I just take.

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

I'm not sure my coworker knows what the word "done" means. I came in tonight, he says "All the laundry is done", I'm thinking "Great!". Then I go back there and see two bins full waiting to be washed and think "How is this 'done'?".

I wouldn't of looked. and then when someone asked me I would of said oh 2nd shift said it was done.

I went to look because, even if he had washed/dried/folded all of it, I probably still would have needed to put it away and was curious how much there would be. Also, I have to go back there a few times during the night for other things anyways, so I couldn't have gotten away with "Oh, I didn't go back there, so I didn't see it."

Have you tried faking your own death? that has done wonders for me. all 6 times.

I'm done that a few times. I think they're starting to catch on to me. I guess there's a limit to how many times you can all in and say "I can't work tonight, I'm dead. Hopefully I'll be better tomorrow."

Tease.

*shrug* it's a living... well hopefully not huhuhuhuhu.

My wife and I were stuck in a construction zone in the highway today. She saw an open exit ahead and said "I'm turning round." I said "Yeah, it's all those cheeseburgers you've been eating lately."

OH! *breaks out his measuring tape*

Oh! *begins measurement for the "caller"*

Evil necromancy: Such a shame feels like she just got back and suddenly leaving again so soon...

... yes... thank you...

Excellent...

Timemaster7 wrote:

Takes it's toll.

For whom is it tolling?

Do not ask for whom the bell tolls...

*Disappointingly snaps finger*

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Vidmaster7 agent of hydra wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

I hate those people who bang on your door, and tell you that you need to be "saved" or you will "burn".

Stupid firemen.

I would ask if I could have your stuff when your gone but their will probably be none left.

Must...resist...urge...to...correct...spellings............

Keep resisting. Youire unly nutocing it now bcuz yo'ure luking 4 it so herd.

Can I flag a post as offensive if it offends my eyes?

I'll make a deal with you. You drop it and I won't do that to you again.

I can't promise that...

Well you know what the repercussions will be...

You'll give me a million dollars and a kiss on the cheek?

Not exactly no...

Yes. Everyone dies at some point.

And we are all born into this world naked.

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Samantha? That's not even close!

Sorry, Autocorrect. I meant to type Aristotle. Obviously.

*perks up and begins taking measurements while humming*

Oh a two for one. *hums relatively happily*

Just a Mort wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Just a Mort wrote:

I'm used to people mis pronouncing my name that I don't bother about correcting them. There's a reason my online name is Mort, so that it minimises screw ups. I don't know how you can mispronounce that.

I agree with Smart. Always choose an online handle that's easy. Just like mine.

*sticks 10 claws into Gran's shin for pronouncing her name wrong*

Gosh, I haven't done that for a while. It feels good! =)

Oops. Sorry Moat.

*begins taking measurements*