Last one to post wins

[Waterhammer]

The bands don’t win. It’s we, the music fans who win.

[Dedrick, The Professor]

Indeed, Waterhammer, I'm glad you know that!

And for your prize: a trip to GoatToucher's workroom!

[Pulg]

It's currently full of Pokémon, I'm afraid.

[Dedrick, The Professor]

GoatToucher can get through anything in a matter of seconds!

He's just that skilled. We must remember this important fact, or else!

[Waterhammer]

You don’t win a prize, silly. You win because your ears are titillated by new, and strange sounds.
I can’t help but notice. You have a strange obsession with GoatToucher. I’m sure he can find time for you, if you ask nicely.

[Saucy Saxofon Fairy Pulg]

Meanwhile, try to contain your passions as I honk through a sensual rendition of 'Smooth Operator'

[Dedrick, The Professor]

Denial only gets you so far, trust me, I speak from experience.

The sooner people except the inevitability that is GoatToucher, the easier it is...

Actually, forget that part, it doesn't get easier!

[The Neo United Alliance of Evil]

*Awakens from a long slumber, imposed by Pulg, thanks to a spell he got from GoatToucher.*

*Begins recovering data files, hoping to recall previous operations.*

*Is made aware of some putties and other minions who are "changelings" have gone rogue.*

*One of whom, is the Pineoctopus (who uses his human identity of Pineapple the Clown).*

[Schism]

You wished to see me Count?

[Pulg]

Yes. We also wish to Smell you doing your times tables, and Taste the sine and hypotenuse of your iscosceles triangles.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Yes, I need help in commentating the Blood Bowl match (which is currently at half time) until my daughter -your vampiric side- gets back. It so amazing how you have managed to separate yourselves.

Also, during a nostalgia trip, I recalled something called: CD Adventure - Search for the Lost City. So, I requested to Mr Grinch that you do some research on it, solely so I could talk to someone about it.

[Schism]

Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:

Yes, I need help in commentating the Blood Bowl match (which is currently at half time) until my daughter -your vampiric side- gets back. It so amazing how you have managed to separate yourselves.

Don't know what you are talking about.

Also, I do not like Blood Bowl.
All that violence makes me loose my cookies.
pops another cookie in her mouth

Quote:

Also, during a nostalgia trip, I recalled something called: CD Adventure - Search for the Lost City. So, I requested to Mr Grinch that you do some research on it, solely so I could talk to someone about it.

All I could find was a basic description.

From the looks of it, I think it may be a Jumanji wannabe.

[The when]

Doesn’t like Blood Bowl…
Does like cookies…
I got it! Cookie Bowl!

Produces a bowl of cookies for Schism, and a huge amphitheater filled with anthropomorphic cookies chasing a ball around the field.

[Pulg]

Blood Cookies would probably be more to Reiner's taste.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Indeed they are, in fact, I had some a few posts ago.

Also, I am saddened that Schism won't help me. So I'll have to do this instead...

*Drinks Schism's blood (even if she shifts personality).*

Perhaps someone else could assist me? Halftime is nearly over.

[Dukes of HUZZAH-RD!]

*Starts chanting the theme song of the Dirty Dangler.*

[Pulg's Fairy Operatic Tenor]

OUT OF THE NIGHT, WHEN THEE FULL MOON EES BRRRIGHT,
RIDES THE DIRTY, DIRTY DANGLER,
THEES RRROGUE, DOUBLE-QUICK, SIGNS A 'D' WITH HEES... HAND,
A 'D' THAT STANDS FOR 'DANGLER'!
DANGLERRRR, A THREE-LEGGÈD DONKEY IS HEEEE!!!!
DANGLER, WHO MAKES THEE SIGN OF THE 'D'!!!!

[The Dirty Dangler]

Ha HA!!!

[Lady Blackmoor]

*swoons*

[Friend from Outer Space]

*Uses a handheld tractor beam to stop Lady Blackmoor from hitting the floor.*

Please regain your conscious mind, as you are a vulnerable target right now.

[The Neo United Alliance of Evil]

*Sets to work, creating new minions to replace the ones that went rogue.*

[Dowager Comtesse de Malodor]

Friend from Outer Space wrote:

*Uses a handheld tractor beam to stop Lady Blackmoor from hitting the floor.*

Please regain your conscious mind, as you are a vulnerable target right now.

Now, dear, there's a nice well-mannered young being, with his own spaceship, astonishingly advanced DNA manipulation technology, and a fine collection of probes. A fine catch!

[Friend from Outer Space]

Thank you, unlike most greys, I find manners just as important as technology.

Although, some similarities still linger. Which is rather unfortunate.

Please help your daughter, I am too tempted to "investigate" right now.

On a slightly different note, Count Reiner Heydrich still needs help.

[Waterhammer]

That goes without saying.

[GoatToucher]

He doesn't need help. He's almost there. Let him make it the last bit of the way by himself.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

And we're back folks, looks like I'll have to handle things on my own!

The High Seas Surfriders are showing a lot more skill then what they did in the first half of the game! But they're still behind the Norsca Rampagers, with scores currently standing at 57-32!

[Pineapple the Clown]

*On a random seaside promenade, juggles pineapples to entertain passersby.*

[Pulg's Goblin Flugelhorn Band]

*Dressed in elaborate 19th century style military uniform, marches back and forth behind the clown, tootling with vigour*

[GT's Gothic Fairy Sousaphones]

...

:PHOOMPH:

[Nosferatu Fester Addams]

Such a beautiful melody! Never have I heard such a song since my aunt's debut performance!

It was a most splendid thing, she was whipped and then burnt at the stake, what majesty!

More, GT's Gothic Fairy Sousaphones, please play more!

[GT's Gothic Fairy Sousaphones]

...

...

:PHOOMPH:

[Pineapple the Clown]

*Becomes distracted by the noise being made by Pulg's Goblin Flugelhorn Band.*

Sorry to do this, as I'm trying to leave my old "life" behind, but I have to do it.

*Uses magical powder to turn Pulg's Goblin Flugelhorn Band into cardboard standees.*

Don't worry, it's only temporary, I'm not as strong as I once was.

[Waterhammer]

“That’s a fine idea. Let’s all be cardboard standees.”

Places a cardboard replica of himself, then exits to a more interesting thread.

[Nosferatu Fester Addams]

*Sees the cardboard replica of Waterhammer, believing it to be the actual Waterhammer.*

Hello Waterhammer, my your looking rather well today!

*Mistakenly believes that the cardboard replica is replying.*

You must be in good mood today, you're not normally so happy and chatty!

[Pulgewein's Fairy Klezmer Band]

Fare thee well to Waterhammer, you are leaving? Fare thee well!
You must travel 'cross the forums, but where to, no tongue can tell,
May your heart rest in Mt. Crumpet, where the heart-fires softly glow,
Come back when you've made your fortune,
Kiss Mama,
Before you go.

And once more, with absolutely no assistance from a popular online auto-translation tool...

geyt dir gezunt tsu vaterhamer, ir zent avek? zeyt dir gut!
ir muzn arumforn di grupes, vanderlast iz in deyn blut,
zal deyn harts ruen in hr krumft, vau di harts-firer veykht shaynen,
kum tsurik ven gemakht deyn mazl,
kush mame,
eyder ir geyn.

[The when]

It’s very lifelike isn’t it?

See how the eyes seem to follow you?

[Hypnotato]

Yes.

[Dedrick, The Professor]

Great... The Hypnotato has just been hypnotized! How ironic.

[high G]

Why didn't the dendrochronologist ever get married?

He only dated trees.

[Dedrick, The Professor]

Firstly, welcome back, you have been greatly missed by everyone here.

Secondly, that joke was just plain terrible! Please don't do it ever again.

By the way, what events on this thread do you like the most?

Since your absence I mean, but feel free to talk about other highlights too.

[Limeylongears]

Dedrick, The Professor wrote:

Secondly, that joke was just plain terrible! Please don't do it ever again.

Just goes to show you ain't got a sense of yew-mour!

Ak ak ak yak ha!!!!

[Waterhammer]

So I went away, but now I’m back, and this is what I found.

Too bad it didn’t go further. Great necro though.

[Nosferatu Fester Addams]

*Sees actual Waterhammer, turns to the cardboard replica.*

Hey, Waterhammer, look at that! Someone else has stolen your identity!

*Points to actual Waterhammer in an accusatory manner.*

Well, you don't fool me! Let's get this imposter everyone!

[Pulg]

He has fooled me. He also found a shiny pound coin in my ear, and has my nose, despite the fact that I have neither.

[Fish-Malkovich]

You'd think that would be surprising, but we're used to it by now.

[Pulg]

What, finding pound coins in your ears? It's a nice problem to have.

[Nosferatu Fester Addams]

Some people get all the luck, I just have a colony of mongrelmen in my ears!

*The cardboard replica of Waterhammer gets knocked down, possibly by the next poster.*

Oh no, Waterhammer has been killed! Someone get a doctor quick!

[Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM]

examines the cutout
He has been flattened.

[Pineapple the Clown]

*Tries to resist the urge to make a joke, fails miserably.*

Hey doctor, can you help me out, it hurts when I do this!

*Uses magical powder to turn Dr G House into a cardboard standee.*

*Starts laughing, then gets sad due to regret.*

[Old Doc Flumph]

Restore Dr G House to rightful dimensions.[/dice]

There you go trusted colleague.

As for you, Pineapple...
[i]Pineapple the Clown turns into an inanimate mute pineapple.