gran rey de los mono wrote:
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They come across a barn full of old potato sacks, and hide underneath them. The officer chasing them enters the barn and sees some motion in the sacks. He kicks at one source of motion, and the brunette goes "Woof, woof". Thinking that must be a dog, the cop kicks at the second moving area. The redhead goes "Meow!" Believing it to be a cat, the cop prods the third moving pile. The blonde, following her friends' lead, calls out "Potato potato!"
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