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[The when]

Produces a super massive black hole in the area. “Now, that’s a yawn.”

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Super massive black hole, seen it, boring!

[Pulg]

Hoy - superduper grunge titans 'Soundgarden' were never boring!!!

They were.

[Un-Bear-able Puns]

Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:

Super massive black hole, seen it, boring!

How very a-MUSE-ing.

[The when]

Your puns will drive us to muh muh muh madness.

[Mr. Grinch]

*Grabs hold of The When.*

Don't worry, you love this!

*Launches The When around Un-Bear-able Puns, in a spinning pattern.*

Now for the good part!

*As The When continues to spin, it slowly becomes a tornado.*

Splash guards up everyone!

*Everyone raises their splash guards as the tornado gets faster until...*

*SPLASH!*

*Un-Bear-able Puns is ripped apart by the force of the tornado.*

Wasn't that fun everyone?

*Slowly, the tornado gets weaker and then disappears.*

*And The When is left really dizzy, but evidently had the best time of its life.*

[The when]

You never learn. Can’t grab when.

So, Un-Bear-able Puns has more mojo than an out of season grinch; best bet is the grinch splatted himself.

[Un-Bear-able Puns]

Oh I guess that would leave me feeling a bit.. under the weather.

[Schism]

groan

You missed Mr. Grinch, and gave him more ammunition.

[Mr. Grinch]

Now that's depressing, I tried to help The When have a good time by killing Un-Bear-able Puns!

*Slumps into a nearby chair, head in hands.*

I guess The When is going to be like Vidmaster7 (immortal at the cost of being boring).

*Begins to cry, to which Schism tries to cheer Mr Grinch up.*

[Pulg's Goblin Flugelhorn Band]

*Plays 'Put On A Happy Face', while performing sinister, yet suggestive, dances*

[Schism]

There, there.
Just remember my motto: Failures are fleeting, Successes last forever.

Now, what is the plan for MayDay on Saturday.

[Mr. Grinch]

Well, it was going to involve having The When string people to the maypoles by their own intestines (the maypole dancers, not The When, as it doesn't have any organs). But, seeing how boring the floating golden pyrite is, we'll just have to settle for glueing the Morris dancer costumes together and unleashing demonic wolves powered by dark druidic magic. Unless, you think that we still can do the other idea? Because I really had my heart set on it. Maybe we could do all of these and more?

[Vidmaster7]

Boring?!?! psshaw!

[Pulg]

I think P. S. Shaw is a very interesting person, actually.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Intriguing, tell me, what is the claim to fame that this P. S. Shaw has?

Also, regarding Vidmaster7 being boring, he never lets anything bad and/or interesting happen to him.

[Vidmaster7]

It happens it just has no lasting effects.

[Pulg]

P.S. Shaw lived in Napoleon's hat for years without him knowing.

P.S. Shaw invented the milk grater.

P.S. Shaw has basalt feet.

P.S. Shaw has succeeded in breeding Coolio with a herring golem.

I could go on, but that little list ought to give you a taster.

[Vidmaster7]

Well I'm convinced.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

As am I with this P. S. Shaw, however, I am not convinced that anything has ever happened to Vidmaster7. Unless, you can list me a few examples of course, Vidmaster7.

[Schism]

Mr. Grinch wrote:

Well, it was going to involve having The When string people to the maypoles by their own intestines (the maypole dancers, not The When, as it doesn't have any organs). But, seeing how boring the floating golden pyrite is, we'll just have to settle for glueing the Morris dancer costumes together and unleashing demonic wolves powered by dark druidic magic. Unless, you think that we still can do the other idea? Because I really had my heart set on it. Maybe we could do all of these and more?

How about we also put super glue on the ends of the streamers so the dancers can never let go?

[Mr. Grinch]

Yes, yes, that's absolutely brilliant. I love it!

*Grabs Schism by the wrists and starts to dance wildly with the unfortunate derro.*

[Safety Cat]

Be sure to clean the super glue off your hands before you grab your friend by the wrists for wild dancing.

[Pulg]

By the way, the P.S. in P.S. Shaw either stands for Pemmican Sorbet or Pelican Sodomy. The cuneiform is rather hard to translate.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Oh, it's cuneiform is it? Well, there's probably no reason to translate it then!

[Vidmaster7]

That's a pretty important distinction.

[Dedrick, The Professor]

I had no idea that cuneiform was an actual language (of sorts).

Makes me wonder if Pulg is a university professor of linguistics.

[The when]

It’s a type of early writing. Hmm. I guess I know about it because I’m interested in history. Not a professor of anything.

[Dedrick, The Professor]

Well, it's a good thing that I was talking about Pulg then, isn't it?

[The when]

The implication is: Knows what cuneiform is; must be a professor.

[Pulg]

Well, as it turns out, I am, namely, a Professor of Melodies Divine.

My latest offering to the public is a musical tribute to all those who enjoy the healthful pastime of camping outdoors, and also semi-intelligent aquatic mammals, called 'To All In Tents And Porpoises'

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

And now, please translate the following into German:

"Two World Wars and one World Cup, Doo-da, Doo-da!"

Then, translate the following into English:

"Seitdem jede Weltmeisterschaft, oh der Doo-da-Tag!"

[Pulg]

Alright.

'Zwei weltkriegen und eins weltstein, Kruger, Kruger'

'Your audio equipment is vastly better than ours, bar the products of the Orange and Dallas Arbiter corporations'

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Close, but the first one is:

"Zwei Weltkriege und eine Weltmeisterschaft, Doo-da, Doo-da!"

And the second one is:

"Since then every world championship, oh the Doo-da day!"

[Pulg]

Well, given that the vowels weren't generally included in the original text, a certain amount of interpretation is required.

[Vidmaster7]

quite.

[Schism]

Hey Boss.
Just checked on the Maypolers.
Several lost a layer or two of skin, but should be back to normal in no time.
Darn it

[Mr. Grinch]

Yes, I had hoped that they wouldn't be back to normal.

Also, I'm surprised that you took so long to speak.

Then again, I was quite wild with my dancing, I hope you are alright.

[Schism]

The dancing wasn't bad, it was the helicopter spin and release that made me nauseous.

[Mr. Grinch]

Oh yeah, sorry about that.

Well, at least you landed on that mattress salesman. Can't have you injured, now can we?

Speaking of the mattress salesman, I notice that he isn't getting up.

[Schism]

I had some extra super glue and glued him to the floor.
I'll release him once the bed I ordered 3 months ago comes in.

[Mr. Grinch]

Sounds fair and reasonable to me!

*Claps hands together and rubs them eagerly.*

I find ordering things to be so satisfying! Particularly when it's other people's things!

[Waterhammer]

May the Smurf.

[Dedrick, The Professor]

...be with you. I'll finish your sentence off!

*Waves hand slowly in front of everyone's faces.*

Also, this not the thread you're looking for.

[Waterhammer]

Smurf de Mayo.

[Pulg]

Murph de Smayo.

[Malvel, The Dark Wizard]

Right, that's the construction now finished, who knew that it'd take so long?

*Marvels at the fully built coliseum, in all its glorious splendor.*

Time to pay those construction fairies, and then I can deal with the advertisement!

[The when]

Malvel’s Marvelous Marbles Match, am I right?

[Pulg's Fairy Trombone Orchestra]

Advertisement wise, you can have your company name and logo engraved on 76 shiny brass trombones for a surprisingly modest sum, y'know.

[Vampire Schism]

Trombones - Bah!

I'll put my name on the Accordions.