Mayor of Funkytown's page

At the pork-gam, gammon banana,
Music and passion are always in fashion at the porkgammonba-na-na!!!

Another funky Friday! Everybody get down (and get back up again)!

Who's ready to boogie? What's going on with your bad selves?

*Laces up platform boots filled with live piranhas. Flexes Disco Pointing Finger. Perms chest hair; polishes medallion; delicately removes powder residue from nostril*

It's Party Time, it's Party Night,
Gonna put on my Disco Drawers!
My Disco Drawers are nice & tight,
Look at me in my Disco Drawers!

Ugh! Ugh! Disco Drawers!
D-D-D-D Disco Drawers!
Ooh! Ooh! Disco Drawers!
Disco Disco Drawers!

BANNED for not paying the Funkytown Groove Tax.

Bunkering down. And you?

Funkering down.

Fire!

It is Ladies Night.

In addition, the feeling is almost certainly right.

A glittery party?

Right on.

*Waves Funky Wand, and behold! Bubble perms for EVERYBODY!!!*

It's a stone cold solid groove alright.

Diswhat?

D-I-S-C-ORD!

D-I-S-C-ORD!