Last one to post wins

[Lady Blackmoor]

He's only ever got as far as parting a thong in Stroud, so I wouldn't worry.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

As his friend, I do worry. As an English man, I will endeavour to kill him.

[Vidmaster7]

Fair.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Indeed it is, for that is the British way. Like when I wrapped the Eiffel Tower in union jack banners.

[Pirate_master7]

Arrgh don't be forgett'n the plundr'n.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

No, that's the Irish way, no one plunders and pillages like the Irish. They always know how to party. And I saw you get shot dead by crab7.

[Pulg]

Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:

No, that's the Irish way, no one plunders and pillages like the Irish.

Tell that to the Indians.

And large parts of sub-Saharan Africa
And the Irish, for that matter...

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

This is gentleman's challenge between old rivals (France and Britain). Besides, I thought that the Irish would realise that I was complementing them.

[Pirate_master7]

Argh it be tak'n more then death to keep this old pirate down.

[Dr Pirate]

Yahaharh, and that be entirely due to the miraculous effects of Dr. Pirate's Blue Whale Blowhole Tsunami Pills!

[Dr. Lao, the Mysterious Visitor]

Interesting... "The Pirate Who Cannot Truly Die", that would certainly be an interesting sideshow. Merlin could cast his most harmful (and indeed, lethal) spells on Pirate_master7, the mermaid could drown Pirate_master7, the Medusa could turn Pirate_master7 to stone, Apollonius could perform his greatest miracles on Pirate_master7, why we could even let the Sea Serpent (not the one in the fishbowl, that's my pet, I mean the other one) eat him and Pirate_master7 would be alive and well. The possibilities are endless! Quick let's get him now before he runs away or something.

*Everyone swiftly catches the luckless Pirate_master7, using giant fishing nets, then they tie him up and gag him (Vidmaster7 taking a surprising amount of sadistic joy in this) and then everyone throws Pirate_master7 into a nearby circus wagon (that just appeared and then disappears with Pirate_master7).*

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Makes me wonder who else got given one of those pills.

[Octave de Malodor]

Me!

[Dowager Comtesse de Malodor]

Not you.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

*Turns to Octave de Malodor.*

Not THAT sort of pill! Honestly, go see Goattoucher for those wretched things.

*Shudders in disgust before whispering to Dowager Comtesse de Malodor.*

Don't let him know this but, I was looking at that magical stone again and it showed me the "fateful encounter" you and I had. As I was reviewing the moment in question, I noticed that it took place before you were ever married. Which potentially means that I "plucked the cherry from the tree" before anyone else did.

[Vidmaster7]

That pirate is definitely not me in cosplay. No sir.

[YawarFiesta]

I claim fleeting victory over the undead and the undying, over the vagrant and the landlord, over the peasant and the noble.

[Un-Bear-able Puns]

That was very mooooving.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

*A shadowy vortex appears and drags both Un-Bear-able Puns and YawarFiesta into it. Later on, the two arrive at Goattoucher's workroom as his newest test subjects.*

Well, that's one way of dealing with unwanted company, that's for sure.

*Turns to Vidmaster7.*

Obviously Pirate_master7 isn't you in cosplay, after all, you helped in capturing him (which would just be plain difficult to do, if you and him were the same person).

[Schism Hag]

With his beard's unknown powers, nothing is ruled out.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

That's true, he has been cloned before. And thanks, by the way, for helping me get an actual jar of Flesh of Storms.

[YawarFiesta]

Fools!!
Don't you know that thought a bear may strike down a bull, a bull will lower his head charge and strike up?

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

It's not a bear that you have to worry about.

*YawarFiesta quickly finds out that he and Un-Bear-able Puns are each strapped to a gurney (with the bindings causing tremendous pain), then Goattoucher appears (ready to operate on the both of them).*

[Chuck Les, Son of Jokey]

Shouldn't that be un-bear-a-bull?!?!?!?! Hyu hyu!

[Alissa's Bear]

groan

[R2-FU]

Fish-Malkovich wrote:

Don't worry about it, your Fang-fulness, I'm sure that R2-FU will be along soon to help us all get clean.

*sits, quarter-buried, on lonely, desolate grey-sand beach bordering a liquid-argon sea while winged eyeball-creatures circle mournfully overhead*

*'sips' Glakzoob cocktail through vacuum-funnel*

*THPHFTHPPHFTHPFFFTHTPPPPP...*

[Wotan, Guardian of Midweek]

Th'art too late - MY TIME HATH COME!!!

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Not so loud, please, we can all hear you just fine.

Anyway, we're in the middle of trying to get the last accordion whilst making a quick stop at the beard-crab warehouse (or whatever it's called).

[Pulg]

It's called Crab-Stache Barrel.

[Vidmaster7]

Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:

*A shadowy vortex appears and drags both Un-Bear-able Puns and YawarFiesta into it. Later on, the two arrive at Goattoucher's workroom as his newest test subjects.*

Well, that's one way of dealing with unwanted company, that's for sure.

*Turns to Vidmaster7.*

Obviously Pirate_master7 isn't you in cosplay, after all, you helped in capturing him (which would just be plain difficult to do, if you and him were the same person).

Or would it be incredibly easy? duh duh duuunnnneee

[Nectanebo the Vulture]

You're sending shivers down my spine....

[Fish-Malkovich]

Well then, back off you mangy buzzard!

*Is confused by the fact that the appearance of Nectanebo the Vulture doesn't match his name.*

Just exactly how did you get that name and title anyway?

[Bigger Shark]

He always takes the scraps others leave behind.

[Fish-Malkovich]

That makes sense.

<.<

>.>

My smile is better than yours.

[Pulg]

Thanks to NOO GOAT-TOUCHER BRAND ULTRAGLEAM RADIUM FANG-BUFF!!!

[Vidmaster7]

Well it is shark week or at least it was.

[YawarFiesta]

Now is bull week.

[Nectanebo the Vulture]

Well actually it's because of the way my coat makes my head look...that, and I sometimes eat bits of corpses. For academical purposes.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Goattoucher is going to love you, Nectanebo the Vulture, he always needs new test subjects.

Besides, bull week only lasts for 3 minutes in Goattoucher's workroom.

[Ivan the Teary Bull]

YawarFiesta wrote:

Now is bull week.

Da, da. But very soon, bull week will be no more - just vistful, sad memory.

{weeps soulfully}

[Dedrick, The Professor]

*Sedates Ivan the Teary Bull and ships him to Goattoucher's workroom to see just how much teardrops he can make.*

Yes, this one will prove to be a most promising test subject.

[Vidmaster7]

Why is Ivan always so Teary? is it allergies?

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Most likely, it's everything that can cause tears (allergies, depression, getting horribly experimented on by Goattoucher, the usual things).

[Vidmaster7]

Poor bull.

[Bigger Shark]

Fish-Malkovich wrote:

My smile is better than yours.

I don't smile, just a hungry grin.

[Dedrick, The Professor]

Interesting. For a hungry grin doesn't just appear when one is hungry.

[Bigger Shark]

I know.
Keeps everyone guessing.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Yes, particularly if you look at Dedrick. You'll see that he has a hungry grin and he just had a delicious meal.

[Pulg]

I believe that should be djinn, not grin

[Vidmaster7]

You sure it's not fin?