Now is bull week.
Da, da. But very soon, bull week will be no more - just vistful, sad memory.
{weeps soulfully}
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About to vlovk out. Good night, everyone. Vlovk Heavy Tractor Works Design and Maintenance Shock Group 'Bukharin' salute Comrade Napier.
KahynaGnorc and Semyon Kalishnavole are two best weapon designers on Zhinikhieovychany Autonomous Oblast. Oblast is like owlbear, that explodes. Am sad.
play that rave music from your horns
Da. Is true. All lucrative franchise are belong to us. Vhoops. I mean, no. Is not true. Nothing to see here. Nope. As you were, decadent Vhestern nerd-objects.
Do not make of funny teapot lid loss.
I Blame Cosmo for losing top of teapot... FOREVER!
You're all talking crazy. You're either a freedom-loving American, or a dirty pinko commie. There is no grey area. Anyone who says otherwise is a commie. Am clean, black and white commie. Not pink, unless done medium rare, like friend Comrade Sergei. Poor Comrade Sergei. {weeps uncontrollably}
I am a Russian bull Everybody hates my herd I really don't know why Is probably because I deserve it. *Throws goblin off back, tramples, gores, then hurls into rabidly cheering audience, pausing only to ensure that Poog's red cape, silly hat and sparkly britches have been safely disposed of by Environmental Health officers*
Nyet! Nyet! Da! Da!
Uh yeah, commie bastards!... Central Committee haf determined zhat is, in fact, best film ever. Better even zhan 'Super Khrushchev Dance Party VI' So zhere.
Da! Da! Nyet! Nyet! {weeps uncontrollably}
Da! Da! *sob* *whimper* Is true. Only vith Treppa's pants vill ve preserve security of Glorious People's Soviet Republic of Russia. Is necessary to achieve Trouser Parity vit United States of America. Autumn comes. Slow runs the Vistula and in silence of Russian forest, leaves turn brown and die. Am sad. |