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Good grief man, I think, are you perhaps a female dwarf Vidmaster7? Anyway, Bloodfang must be stopped!
*Sees Bloodfang looking very annoyed at falling for a file trick from Malvel and eaten a large chuck of tofu instead of the giant monkey.*
Turn and face me, dinosaur!
*Bloodfang turns around and the evil in his eyes is very apparent.*
Return now, to your dark master, prehistoric fiend!
*Points staff at Bloodfang, has blue lightning shoot out from the tip and slams the dinosaur's chest. Bloodfang is then surrounded by the lightning and is teleported away, back to the villain that created him.*
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Fret not, Bloodfang has merely received a minor injury (if you can even call it that, all that happened was the dinosaur got winded) and was sent back to you. And now that I know whom he belongs to, I would like to request that he refrained from attacking MY beasts ever again. If he wants to eat something so badly, then might I suggest Nosferatu Fester Addams, he'll gladly let himself be eaten and you'd have nothing to fear except a nasty case of constipation and diarrhea (pretty much what would happen if Bloodfang ate your husband).
I tried eating a vampire once - ONCE!
[tries to set fire to the monkey with a brightly colored gnomish lighter]
"Pfah ! They don't make lighters like they used to in my days !"
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Aha! So you ARE a gnome (welcome back, by the way)! Quick, it is very imperative that you confirm for us, what is written on the posterior of Shadeblade of the Darkfolk (go back a few posts for better clarity). He needs to know what the tattoo actually says because he was very drunk at the time of getting it and is unsure whether or not it says "happiness and laughter" he just knows that the tattoo is in gnomish.
^.^
Oh dear, what a mess that monkey has made! Never mind.
Casts 'Animate belly-button fluff'
There. My musical empire will rise again!
It just grows back.
You destroyed my favorite band!
You will pay for that, monkey!
The tatoo says:
"Property of Ma Dalton".
You asked, Nosferatu Fester Addams. I'm only the messenger.
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*Pulls a rope, causing a huge amount of Vampire Schism's favourite musical instruments to be dropped onto her.*
There we go, problem solved!
*Turns head to speak to someone hiding in the shadows.*
See you daft beggar, I told you not to go drinking with a closet dwelling clown and an illiterate penguin! Fortunately for you, Ma Dalton happens to the local bowling club (and they went out of business years ago)!
The monkey's haven't been a thing for awhile.
Trra tra tra traaaaa, OOO OOO!
I guess technically its the Monkees.
Here we come
Walkin' down the street
We get the funniest looks from
Everyone we meet
HEY HEY, WE'RE GOAT-TOUCHERS!
That would get some funny looks
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Only at first, Vidmaster7, after that everyone will be running away screaming at the top of their lungs whilst blood would come spilling out of their eyes, ears noses and mouths. Anyone who does not run away, however, will most likely be dead and will need an immediate change of trousers and underwear. Unless you were talking about the giant monkey, in which case, you should go now before he beats you up.
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oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang.
A bouzouki, with chainsaw attachment.
Good guess!
*proudly* I've been wormed.
Shouldn't that be de-wormed?
Don't ask me, ask Kyuss.
So who is winning now?
Eye am!
Yelp.
Mmhmm.
Once
There was this monkey, who
Wanted to engage
In an orgy of destruction...
So
He went to Holmes and Watson
To play a game
Of illogical deduction
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Thank you Count, the darn stuff was giving me an upset stomach.
"How uncouth. I mean really the youth these days no patience for anything. rush, Rush, Rush."
You don't look much like a cat to me.
It was only on during my nap time, so I never saw it.
"How uncouth. I mean really the youth these days no patience for anything. rush, Rush, Rush."
Oh man, I know. It's like, take your foot off the gas, Leonidas, and open your Spartan mind to the fire-tentacled bebop Buddah snow squid of Mt. Shasta, zeeboowah.
*leaps into scene and devours pirates*