Last one to post wins

[lucky7]

That's not how it works. I win, and that's what matters.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

You stay out of this.

[YAAR! I BE A PIRATE!]

YAAR, I be all kinds of in this.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

YAAR, your car's on fire.

[lucky7]

So's yours. I win.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

I have no car. I ride the pale horse of Death. He lets me borrow it sometimes.

[lucky7]

That''s nice of him.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Yeah, but he's a bit stingy with his scythe.

[Alissa's Bear]

RAAAHHHRRRRRR!

[Ranger Alissa]

What he said!

[gran rey de los surround sound]

What did he say?

[lucky7]

That I win.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

That would make the bear a dirty liar.

[lucky7]

Yeah. Because I've WON.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Your declarations of winning are as sleazy as Miley Cyrus' performance at the VMA's.

[lucky7]

I thought that was next month?

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Unfortunately, no. So now we have Ben Affleck hate as well as the disgusted reactions to her performance. It's like "2 girls 1 cup" all over again. (Note: Do not look that up. That is definitely NSFW and I will not be held responsible for your curiosity.)

[lucky7]

Thank you. But I still win.

[Detect Magic]

What do we win if we succeed?

[lucky7]

A fleeting feeling of elation.

[Detect Magic]

Is it worth the prostration that will inevitably follow?

[lucky7]

No, but I'm not giving up.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Resistance is futile.

[Captain Spalding]

Go ahead. You know you want to.

[HAL 9000]

I can't let you resist me, Dave.

[lucky7]

You have Dave, I'll win on the sidelines.

[Charles Scholz]

Sidelines are for fifth string bench warmers, not winners like me.

[lucky7]

You're a winner? Then why am I in the lead?

[Charles Scholz]

Because you are running backwards.

[lucky7]

Only in the mirror.

[Charles Scholz]

Which breaks every time you look into it.

[lucky7]

It's my lich powers.

[Charles Scholz]

Must be faulty like everything else about you, including your perception of where you are.

[Owl]

Whooooo's winning?

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Looks like I'm on top.

[lucky7]

But bottom is where it counts.

[Mime #8]

...

[Mimes #1-7]

:P

[Mime #8]

:(

[Kat's Eye]

Since you can't talk, you cannot win.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Bad kitty, no donut!

[rashly5]

A bird! Need a bath?

[Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM]

Look into my eyes. You are getting sleepy. You want to lay down and lose.

[gran rey de los stereo]

I am sleepy. But that's probably because I've been at work all night.

[Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM]

Then go to sleep. No one will miss you.

[Sissyl]

Gran Rey has lost his stereo.

[Charles Scholz]

Which of us has the better stare down? I can keep this up forever.

[lucky7]

So can I.

[Charles Scholz]

You can't compete because your eyes are powered my Ever-Ready.

[lucky7]

I win.