Last one to post wins

[lucky7]

I rise above the slander to snatch victory from the jaws of your defeat!

[Charles Scholz]

Winnah!

[lucky7]

U b lozer. lol!

[Jack Rabbit Slim]

I did it!

[Ordinary Rabbit]

*is cuter than a jack rabbit*

[Ranger Alissa]

Kill the rabbit for the win.

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

*casts Summon Bigger Fish on Alissa* THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

[Ranger Alissa]

Down Kurgen.

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

You're pinned under a fish bigger than you, remember?

[Ranger Alissa]

Reflex Save: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (17) + 10 = 27

I avoid the fish and get the win.

[Big Fishy]

Sorry Monk Fishy, Big Fishy is slippery out of water.

Flops on the floor

[Ranger Alissa]

AAAAA!!!
Banished from one thread, only to appear here.
You shall not get the better of me, evil fish.

[Big Fishy]

Big Fishy not evil. Boss Fishy say Big Fishy too dumb to be evil.

Oh, does Big Fishy win?

Flops on the floor, gasping. Then expires, and vanishes with a *POOF*.

[Ranger Alissa]

Don't come back.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

I thought you were looking for rats.

[Powdered Toast Man]

I scared all the rats away.

Now, cling tenaciously to my buttocks!

[Ranger Alissa]

The Vicious Chicken of Bristol wrote:

I thought you were looking for rats.

I am, buth that doesn't mean I want a stinking fish around here either.

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

*Casts Meatier Swarm* Make another Reflex Save.

[Ranger Alissa]

REFLEX SAVE: 120 + 10 = 130

I swear, I did 1d20. I do not know it came out 120.

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

*looks cross* And that's the last of my spells. Oh wait *uses potion of EP on familiar* ATTACK, VCoB! Attack!

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

*pecks Nesod's eyes out*

That's for trying to feed me to otyughs.

[Kat's Eye]

While you are getting your revenge, I will just take my win/

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

You can't have it. I'm keeping it for someone worthy.

[Charles Scholz]

None more worthy than me.

[lucky7]

Except me, of course. Which was obvious from how you said it.

[Gruumash .]

While you debate the worthiness of a victor. I will just take victory because I am the awesome pirate half-orc barbarian aristocrat and that's that.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Nope, despite your awesomeness, your worthiness is suspect.

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

Quiet, familiar! I'm winning right now!

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Oh, you're definitely not worthy...

[Hacksaw Jim Duggan]

HOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[lucky7]

Do you ever say anything else? I win with STYLE.

[Adequate Duck]

Quack.

*tappy tappy tap*

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Getting warmer...

[lucky7]

Red hot!

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Cold as a choco taco in the middle of a glacier floating in the depths of space.

[Lipto the Shiv]

I already won this, and I'm still waiting on a prize...

I'm starting to think the fix is in.

[Less-Than-Adequate Duck]

Spqork?

*trips over ant*

[lucky7]

*steps over for win*

[I'm Batman]

The win is mine, because, ya know, I'm Batman.

[lucky7]

*casts teleport* I win the win!

[Mater Slaad]

Nah. I win.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Nope, I win.

[Banjo the Puppet]

I win for I am Banjo!!

[Sissyl]

Banjo? I heard he was dead.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Yeah, there was that gas fire at the abandoned warehouse where Banjo lived.

[Captain Spalding]

I hear you started that fire.

[Tater Slaad]

I thought it had been burning since the world's been turning.

[Naive Wolf Joshua]

Who's winning?

[Bleached Otyugh]

GRAAAAASK RURGH GRAAAARG!!!

[Burning Straw man]

Did someone mention starting a fire?