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Yeah. Come open my beer bottle for me with that one tooth you got there.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Yeah. Come open my beer bottle for me with that one tooth you got there.

Don't make me get out the golf clubs and practice with your head.


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
I have proof leprechauns are Irish...

Seriously?


Gargamel wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Yeah. Come open my beer bottle for me with that one tooth you got there.
Don't make me get out the golf clubs and practice with your head.

Lie down so I can tee off on your incisor, spotty!


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Gargamel wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Yeah. Come open my beer bottle for me with that one tooth you got there.
Don't make me get out the golf clubs and practice with your head.
Lie down so I can tee off on your incisor, spotty!

Why don't you flap over here with those big ears and make me, you miserable little pixie.

Silver Crusade

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
And you know Celestial Healers wonderfully bronzed tan, it's spray on.

Tanning causes cancer, and I am a healer after all. I have to lead by example.

Or would you rather I died?

I see how it is.


Gargamel wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Gargamel wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Yeah. Come open my beer bottle for me with that one tooth you got there.
Don't make me get out the golf clubs and practice with your head.
Lie down so I can tee off on your incisor, spotty!
Why don't you flap over here with those big ears and make me, you miserable little pixie.

Man, go huff some potions in your methlab, you kyphotic old burnout!


Aberzombie wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Another thing you guys may not know is that aberzombie has dentures, he tried to bite into Urizens skull once but it was to thick, lost all his chompers now he has dentures.
Fixodent, and forget it!

My brainnnnnnnnnn....where did it gooooooooooooooooooo


glitterdust!!!


Talks pretty bad ass for somebody who gets his ass kicked weekly by smurfs.


Urizen wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Another thing you guys may not know is that aberzombie has dentures, he tried to bite into Urizens skull once but it was to thick, lost all his chompers now he has dentures.
Fixodent, and forget it!
My brainnnnnnnnnn....where did it gooooooooooooooooooo

I have no idea why but this post has me giggling like an idiot.


Orthos wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Another thing you guys may not know is that aberzombie has dentures, he tried to bite into Urizens skull once but it was to thick, lost all his chompers now he has dentures.
Fixodent, and forget it!
My brainnnnnnnnnn....where did it gooooooooooooooooooo
I have no idea why but this post has me giggling like an idiot.

Sobriety is overrated; wait, you don't do that.


Bitter Thorn wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Another thing you guys may not know is that aberzombie has dentures, he tried to bite into Urizens skull once but it was to thick, lost all his chompers now he has dentures.
Fixodent, and forget it!
My brainnnnnnnnnn....where did it gooooooooooooooooooo
I have no idea why but this post has me giggling like an idiot.
Sobriety is overrated; wait, you don't do that.

Even if I did drink, I posted that just after noon, waaaaaaay too early for the booze :P


Orthos wrote:
.....I posted that just after noon, waaaaaaay too early for the booze :P

Eh? What's that? It seemed to be a sentence at first, but now it's just gibberish.


Did you see Tokyo Zombie?

Scarab Sages

Is that like a ninja or samuri?


Naah, it was a zombie movie.

Ju Jitsu; nothing else.


I must watch this film.


It was okay; kinda corny.

Scarab Sages

Mmmmm....corn


I.....Can't.....Say...
thingsaregonnabebetter tomowrow...

Dark Archive

Huh, I thought that one of his eyes was porcelain. It's always looking the other direction from the 'good' one...

Scarab Sages

No way! His eye's bionic. Like the Six Million Dollar Man.


Mikhaila Burnett wrote:
Huh, I thought that one of his eyes was porcelain. It's always looking the other direction from the 'good' one...

it's that "doll eyes" thing that sharks do.

Dark Archive

Orthos wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Another thing you guys may not know is that aberzombie has dentures, he tried to bite into Urizens skull once but it was to thick, lost all his chompers now he has dentures.
Fixodent, and forget it!
My brainnnnnnnnnn....where did it gooooooooooooooooooo
I have no idea why but this post has me giggling like an idiot.
Sobriety is overrated; wait, you don't do that.
Even if I did drink, I posted that just after noon, waaaaaaay too early for the booze :P

Nonsense! It's always 5 o'clock somewhere =)


It's true. Science.

Scarab Sages

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
it's that "doll eyes" thing that sharks do.

Do you hear a high-pitched screaming?

Dark Archive

O and here's even a better bit of gossip, you know Bitter Thorn and how he's supposed to be curmudgeonly and upset all the time. I saw him hugging puppies, I mean what a faker.


I love puppies - slow roasted over an open flame and basted with a nice rasberry barbeque sauce. Mmmmm.....


Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
I love puppies - slow roasted over an open flame and basted with a nice rasberry barbeque sauce. Mmmmm.....

Puppies are so cute!


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
O and here's even a better bit of gossip, you know Bitter Thorn and how he's supposed to be curmudgeonly and upset all the time. I saw him hugging puppies, I mean what a faker.

*Blushes* How did you see me in the Tandy Leather store with the English bulldog litter?


Bitter Thorn wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
O and here's even a better bit of gossip, you know Bitter Thorn and how he's supposed to be curmudgeonly and upset all the time. I saw him hugging puppies, I mean what a faker.
*Blushes* How did you see me in the Tandy Leather store with the English bulldog litter?

Awww, look at the anemic dwarf avatar! Sooooo cute!

Dark Archive

Bitter Thorn wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
O and here's even a better bit of gossip, you know Bitter Thorn and how he's supposed to be curmudgeonly and upset all the time. I saw him hugging puppies, I mean what a faker.
*Blushes* How did you see me in the Tandy Leather store with the English bulldog litter?

I'm a disembodied eyestalk, I see a lot of things.


Bitter Thorn wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
O and here's even a better bit of gossip, you know Bitter Thorn and how he's supposed to be curmudgeonly and upset all the time. I saw him hugging puppies, I mean what a faker.
*Blushes* How did you see me in the Tandy Leather store with the English bulldog litter?

I never thought I'd say this on this forum, but I've finally found a post my mother would be envious. She loves dogs, especially bulldogs, pugs, and mastiffs.

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