The Flame War!

[Schrödinger's Alt]

:sends MacShack's information to a foreign agent in a different foreign country to conduct defamation attacks and undermine their logic thread:

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

*implicitly claims exclusive ownership of the concept of 'fun'*

[Schrödinger's Alt]

*produces mathematical proof that without a doubt IHIYC's 'fun' is 'badwrongfun'*

[Sissyl]

*denies the existence of logic*

*calls out Schrödinger's alt for insensitivity in using logic*

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

*denounces 'logic' and 'science' as nothing more than privileged white male myths*

[GM MacShack]

:Takes fact about IHIYC and, through insane troll perfectly sound logic, proves that he is Rob Liefeld, and not worth listening to.:

[Master Pugwampi]

::takes GM MacShack's logic as true and with IHIYC being utterly defeated, declares Pugwampi victory over the Flame War!!!::

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

*declares HAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXX!!!...whatever that means*

[Pillbug Toenibbler]

{attempts to prove IHIYC is the Liefeldian ideal of broad-chested, big-cleavaged, teeny feetses, many-pouchedness, and sciolous-spined humanity}

[Stoo'Mak the Terrible]

{in a desperate attempt to save humanity, leaps straight up through Pillbug's neck and throttles her brain.}

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

*likens Pillbug Toenibbler to an R. Crumb cartoon*

[Oblivious Troll is Oblivious]

Who?

[Oblivious Golem]

What?

[The Thread Necromancer]

Where?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

*begins spewing vile bigotry all over the thread - all of it about steak*

PRIME RIB IS THE ONE TRUE MASTER-STEAK!!!

ALL OTHER CUTS - INCLUDING PERFIDIOUS FILET MIGNON - ARE UNDESIRABLE UNTERFLEISCH!!!

[Cole Deschain]

*Ventures an opinion about a new tentpole movie that is neither gushing praise nor total hatred*

[Sissyl]

*starts spewing jingle of an ad for a fast food chain*

[Technicolor Yanni]

"Spewing" and "fast food" go together like PB&J.

[Cthulwho?]

::Makes sweeping statements and generalizations based on word choices by involved parties to come up with a disastrous conclusion::

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

*screams bloody murder at Cthulwho?, accuses It of racism, sexism, heterocentronormothnographicorthokyrandiarchism, liberalism, and having the wrong favorite breakfast cereal, all because of Its nonessential choice of a few particular words comprising no more than 4% of Its total statement*

[Sorin Kell, Scumbag For Hire]

*drops a Paladin thread and runs*

[Loofah LostPants]

Sorin Kell, Scumbag For Hire wrote:

*drops a Paladin thread and runs*

♫♪ "This is a story about Baby Gob and Pally Sue..." ♫♪

[Master Pugwampi]

Loofah LostPants wrote:

Sorin Kell, Scumbag For Hire wrote:

*drops a Paladin thread and runs*

♫♪ "This is a story about Baby Gob and Pally Sue..." ♫♪

*dances into thread listening to the Steve Miller Band, wearing shades*

::Declares Pugwampi victory over the Flame War, you cool cats!::

*dances out of thread*

[Cthulwho?]

::Necros old thread and/or topic that has already been hashed out/thread locked by Mods and reiterates his point...

...because it's sure to work this time!::

[The Thread Necromancer]

Casts Revive Dead Thread!

No, there wasn't a reason.

[Master Pugwampi]

The Thread Necromancer wrote:

Casts Revive Dead Thread!

No, there wasn't a reason.

Of course there was a reason!

We have to once more proclaim Pugwampi victory over the Flame War!

So without further ado...

[Master Pugwampi]

*enters thread and proudly plants a victory flag*

::Declares over two years of Pugwampi victory over the Flame War!::

Huzzah!

[The Thread Necromancer]

Provides fresh oxygen to the flames!

[Master Pugwampi]

The Thread Necromancer wrote:

Provides fresh oxygen to the flames!

Flames ruled by Pugwampis...just sayin'. :D

[Vanykrye]

I heard someone needed a fire?

[The Thread Necromancer]

… Necro's the thread!

[Grabthar, Inventor of Fire]

Still waiting for royalties...

[Sableye]

Aren't you the guy what someone was looking for your hammer for some revenging?