Stoo'Mak the Terrible's page

{rumbles awake}

{rumbles hangrily}

{in a desperate attempt to save humanity, leaps straight up through Pillbug's neck and throttles her brain.}

{awakens, rumbles hungrily}

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

...waffle.

...waffling...

{rumbles hungrily}

{rumbles ominously}

{rumbles ominously}

{rumbles grumpily}

And now, it's just the anxiety and nausea until 3:00PM Eastern time.

{cues another 24 hours of nausea, acid reflux, and incessant rumbling}

They look delicious.

{rumbles in agreement}

Stop browsing food recipe websites, you stoopid slaad! We're so very hungry!!! Stoo'Mak the Terrible demands to be fed!

{fails save vs. heroes' feast (pancakes & sausage), falls asleep}