Grabthar, Inventor of Fire's page

My name is Grabthar, and I approve this monster.

Still waiting for royalties...

*sniff; sob*

You dream and hope your invention will be something but you never really believe till it happens!

Grabthar's new invention is cure for everything. Just let hold still...

*click click click of rocks*

Hey! That was NOT what I had in mind for my invention! Dang kids, with your mad culting and your rock & roll...

Bored bored bored bored bored. Bored bored bored. Bored board bored bored. Bored.

Been there.

Grabthar plans to sue you for infringement. Just as soon as someone invents lawyers.

One winter, sick of the weather,
I rubbed two sticks together
they burst into flame
and I screamed in pain,
caught fire, and was toasty forever.