I am hearing over vines of grape the qllipoth are being the seeking of new markets to preventing any others coming into fruition. Are they to be competing in the Chaos market? Please advise.
Benjamin Slaad, I just want to say one word to you. Just one word. Are you listening? Spastics.
It's been a while since I had a good fruition, yeeessss. Now I'm thirsty.
I need a cordless drill and 50 pounds of ice, stat...no questions asked. I SAID NO QUESTIONS!
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Skies into the thread with power drills in each hand, carrying a large beer keg on his back and wearing a shirt displaying the phrase: "Uber sucks!"
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Skies into the thread with power drills in each hand, carrying a large beer keg on his back and wearing a shirt displaying the phrase: "Uber sucks!"Maybe you just need to upgrade your Uber service.
I'm in secret talks with The Shat to launch our own competitor, HoodHooker.
Skies into the thread with power drills in each hand, carrying a large beer keg on his back and wearing a shirt displaying the phrase: "Uber sucks!"Maybe you just need to upgrade your Uber service.
Never! It's better to "Tip and Egg" a fare than swipe their car from them.
I swiped someone once......
Hi guys, I would have come here sooner, but I was a little ... nervous.
Did you have to cross the road to get here?
Dronf!
I got here twice.....
A new Slaad's in town!
New slaads, from what I see. Huzzah!
Slaads? Slaadi? Slaaden? Sleed? Slaadapodes? Have we agreed upon the plural?
All of the above?
I think the plural of Slaad is Slaad.
I think it's horses.
I think the plural of Slaad is Slaad.
I'm certain the slaad of slaad is plural.
Perhaps we are all wrong. Maybe Slaad is the plural, and we need to find the singular.
I think it's slazzymagoo
I got a rock!
I've got a girl in Kalamazoo
Who is a kazoo.
Or has a kazoo secreted somewhere about her person, so she can play 'Maneater' by vigorously manipulating certain muscles and bending over at just the right angle. Magical.
This is my boomstick!
*throws rubber dog toy*
*waits*
Where is the ka-boom? There is supposed to be a Maelstrom shattering ka-boom.
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{sits in front of flickering Mr. Showy Talky wearing footy pajamas, munches loundly on bowl of cereal} Pull up a chair, Macaroni! A crate of Kaboom just washed up on the Maelstrom shore this morning. It's only a little stale for being 45 years old, and Saturday morning cartoons are coming on in about 15 minutes.
What about the croutons?
Dronf!
{pauses for rare moment of self-reflection} I has just occurred to me that I may be flashing back to someone else's childhood.
{unpauses, resumes munching stale cereal and watching cartoon violence}
Who said anything about cartoon violence?
Scythe flails for everyone!!!
Can we mount bears onto the scythe flails?
Maybe.
Wait, do you want to mount bears on the scythe flails, or mount bears on the scythe flails?
*ponders quietly for a minute*
"Yes"?
All spawning is good spawning I say. :-)
Dronf!
Time for even more slaadiness!
Wow, new slaadi are coming out of the woodwork... must be that can of Pledge furniture polish that was bit by a radioactive lemon.
{eggs an LP of Emerson, Lake & Palmer, awaits appearance of Brain Slaad Surgery}
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I believed 3.14159.......
I always did like Pi. Especially with Brussels sprouts, tapioca, asparagus and caribou meat.
Dronf!
I want to eat 3.14159 cakes.
My goal in life is to consume 6.02X10^23 Pi, while exceeding 186,000 mps in a school zone.
Dronf!
I have already accomplished 134/678 of your life goals.
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We ate e^10 avocados once.
* Slaadlings pooped guacamole for a month.*
Incidentally, I love that Wikislaadia defines the ancient Greek pronunciation of phi as an "aspirated voiceless bilabial plosive." If I knew linguistics was that cunning, I might have made that my college major.
Of course, the definition of the modern Greek Phi being a "voiceless labiodental fricative" is also intriguing.
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{stares at chalkboard frustratedly} I'm still trying to work out how to eat a newton (N) of figs. Do you divide by cinnamon? I keep forgetting to carry the orange zest.
{stares at chalkboard frustratedly} I'm still trying to work out how to eat a newton (N) of figs. Do you divide by cinnamon? I keep forgetting to carry the orange zest.
It's easier to multiply by nutmeg, then subtract oregano, and then divide by the cube root of cobbler (the shoemaker, not the food). That allows you to substitute road tar for orange zest, and convert everything from newtons to slugs. Then you just lay down with your mouth open and let the slugs crawl into your stomach.
What are they teaching people in school these days? Don't you know that can only be done while dancing the flamenco, reciting Gregorian chants, and holding a live tuna fish over your head with one hand? And don't forget to factor in the cube root of an oxymoron.
Bah! That's just a load of mystic hogwash! We have scientific hogwash nowadays, it's 30% more effective, contains 62.4% less self-contradiction, and is only 12599% worse for the environment.
It's easier to multiply by nutmeg, then subtract oregano, and then divide by the cube root of cobbler (the shoemaker, not the food)....
After seeing the trailer for The Cobbler, I'd really really enjoy dividing Sandler into bloody minced cubes.
{stares at chalkboard frustratedly} I'm still trying to work out how to eat a newton (N) of figs. Do you divide by cinnamon? I keep forgetting to carry the orange zest.
You need a very big mouth indeed.
Avocado!