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We're cooking!!

*2d4 ⇒ (1, 3) = 4 Slaadlings hit the pot on the head and put it in the chicken.*


We can counts on you too!!!

1, 2, 5, 19, 97, 5!

*2d4 ⇒ (4, 3) = 7 Slaadlings grab Vidmaster7's fingers and start counting*


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Bunnies and cows! It's the bestestest day EVAH!!!!!!

*2d4 ⇒ (2, 1) = 3 Slaadlings are so excited they pee on the floor*


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Feros wrote:
DungeonmasterCal wrote:
HAPPY THANKSGIVING! And for those of us who don't celebrate the holiday, HAPPY THURSDAY!
All hail THOR!!!

YAY!!!!

*2d4 ⇒ (2, 1) = 3 slaadlings throw chunks of ice at the Norse god of thunder*

Are we doing this right?


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AHHHH!!!!

*2d4 ⇒ (4, 3) = 7 Slaadlings hide their eyes*


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We cans helps with the posting of things!!

*2d4 ⇒ (1, 1) = 2 Slaadlings hang pieces of paper on a corkboard*


Yay!! We're in the song!!!

*2d4 ⇒ (4, 4) = 8 Slaadlings dance and play*


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*2d4 ⇒ (2, 1) = 3 Slaadlings stalk the baby owlbear through the thread*

We are the bestestest aunts/uncles/whatevers in the history of all...histories!!!


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Tranquilizer darts? Oh noes!!!

*2d4 ⇒ (3, 1) = 4 Slaadlings scamper away, afraid of being forced to take a nap*


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Ooooh! Can we has a alias too? We can be...uhhhh...ummm...Tacticslion! Yeah, we likes that name!

*2d4 ⇒ (2, 1) = 3 Slaadlings aren't too clever*


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A birfday? YAY!! Does we gets cakes?

*2d4 ⇒ (4, 3) = 7 Slaadlings start rampaging through all the nooks and crannies of FaWtL to try and find hidden sweets*

*1d4 ⇒ 4 Slaadlings find a pile of toenail clippings under the couch and eat them*


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We cans helps by being adorable!

*2d4 ⇒ (3, 4) = 7 Slaadlings start batting at the curtain strings*


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Or everyone could post about how cute we is!!

*2d4 ⇒ (2, 1) = 3 Slaadlings give everyone puppy dog eyes*
*most people are probably freaked out by being handed eyeballs plucked from puppies*


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Cookies is good too!

*2d4 ⇒ (1, 2) = 3 Slaadlings attempt to trip Kileanna in an effort to steal the cookies*

*1 Slaadling finds a very old doughnut under the couch*


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A spawnday? Yay!! Is there cake?

*2d4 ⇒ (3, 3) = 6 Slaadlings run rampant through the thread to try and find baked treats*


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You can do it! We has faith in you!

*2d4 ⇒ (4, 1) = 5 Slaadlings start chanting "Fake TOZ! Fake TOZ! Fake TOZ!"*


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Whee!!!!!

*2d4 ⇒ (3, 2) = 5 Slaadlings slide on the kitchen floor*


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*look up with big puppy-slaad eyes*

Pwease adopt us...

*2d4 ⇒ (4, 1) = 5 Slaadlings need a home*


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Whee!! It's Pi Day!!! WooHoo!!!!
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Oh NO!!!! We onbly has cakes! Eh, close enough.

*2d4 ⇒ (3, 4) = 7 Slaadlings just want dessert.*


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We certainly didn't do it!

*2d4 ⇒ (4, 1) = 5 Slaadlings try to hide the fact they were chewing on random wires.


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captain yesterday wrote:
So you know how I resolved some time after New year not to shout GALT!!! whenever possible, until at least PaizoCon.

Ooh! We wants to join in the funs!!

FLIBBLE!!!

*2d4 ⇒ (3, 2) = 5 Slaadlings don't know what GALT is or why you would yell it.*


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Ooh, OOH!! Can we be vanpyres as well? We can laugh real good.

Whoa Hoe Ho!!!!

See, good huh?

*2d4 ⇒ (3, 3) = 6 Slaadlings vant to stuck ur blüd*


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captain yesterday wrote:

Ha ha! i blanket favorite'd the whole page before Tacticslion!

Wait, was i not supposed to favorite my own post..

Rosita the Riveter wrote:
Oh, yea? You wanna play that game? Well, I can blanket favorite all the posts, too!

Ooh, ooh!!!! Favorite our blanket! Favorite our blanket!!!!!!

*2d4 ⇒ (4, 1) = 5 Slaadlings are snuggled under a duvet.*


Let's do the Time Warp!! Yay!!!

*2d4 ⇒ (4, 1) = 5 Slaadlings jump to the rigft, and then step to the leht*


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Whee! New friends! Let's play a game. How about...The Village Cleric and the 3 Naughty Field Mice? We'll get the NES Advantage controllers!

*2d4 ⇒ (1, 3) = 4 Slaadlings grab Sega Genesis controllers by mistake*


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...pation!

*2d4 ⇒ (1, 3) = 4 Slaadlings are surprised no one else said it first.*


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We has violent shoulder shakings??? WEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Do it again! Do it again!

*2d4 ⇒ (4, 1) = 5 Slaadlings are shivering with antici...*


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We are bored.

*2d4 ⇒ (1, 4) = 5 Slaadlings wish they weren't at work right now.*


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Wir haben einen Kuchen. Der Kuchen ist köstlich. Vielleicht ist es ein leckeres Lüge. Warum gibt es einen Hefter in unseren Käse? Wir denken, dass die Eichhörnchen sind schuld.

*2d4 ⇒ (1, 1) = 2 Slaadlings have used Google Translate to spread chaos in another language*


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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
{checks potato chip bag to make sure slaadlings are ok} Just making sure you weren't playing with ol' toothy Gorbacz.

[muffled]We're fine. We moved on to something else.[/muffled]

*2d4 ⇒ (4, 1) = 5 Slaadlings are now stuck inside a Pringles can*


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*2d4 ⇒ (2, 1) = 3 Slaadlings have gotten their heads stuck in 1d6 ⇒ 3 potato chip bags*

Yummm...the air tastes like sour cream and onions. But we're scared of the dark!!


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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Congrats! Soon you'll have your very own Chaotic bundle of 2d4 Slaadlings to bring you joy, or at the very least, excitement and constant surprise.

Yay! We get to bring constant exciting surprise joy!

*2d4 ⇒ (2, 1) = 3 Slaadlings are prepping a big bundle of Chaos*


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We ate e^10 avocados once.

*2d4 ⇒ (2, 3) = 5 Slaadlings pooped guacamole for a month.*


We wonder what the next post will be.

*2d4 ⇒ (3, 2) = 5 Slaadlings are shivering with antici--*


Are they tasty?

*2d4 ⇒ (4, 4) = 8 Slaadlings have cravings for weird little blue things*


Yay!! Uncle Mac is making us diamond dust for Slaadsmus!

*2d4 ⇒ (2, 2) = 4 Slaadlings like sprinkling it on ice scream*


Yay!! We're so excited that it's almost Slaadsmus! We hope we get lots of presentses! Now we gotta get ready!

*2d4 ⇒ (4, 2) = 6 Slaadlings are preparing milk and cookies to set out on Slaadsmus Steve*


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♫♫ I want a slaadopotamus for Slaadmas,
Only a slaadopotamus will do...
No crocarchons or proteanceruseses,
I only like slaadopotamuseses.

'Cause slaadopotamuses taste like stew!♫♫

*2d4 ⇒ (2, 4) = 6 Slaadlings have started singing carols*


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*attempt to make a tofurducken*

*succeed in summoning Great Old Ones instead*

Yay!! We have guests for Slaadsgiving!!!

*2d4 ⇒ (3, 1) = 4 Slaadlings have no idea what they just did*


♫♫♫Chicken goes cluck-cluck, cow goes moo,
piggy goes oink-oink, how 'bout you?♫♫♫

*2d4 ⇒ (1, 3) = 4 Slaadlings are recalling childhood memories*


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Shrimp Slaad wrote:
Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:
What did the Sladlings get for Halloween?
I gave them 2d4 new slaad tongs.

Are you sure about that? Because when we got home and opened our goody bags, we found slaad thongs.

*2d4 ⇒ (3, 3) = 6 Slaadlings are strutting their stuff in their new undies*


*2d4 ⇒ (4, 1) = 5 Slaadlings start singing the theme to Taxi*

*2d4 ⇒ (4, 3) = 7 Slaadlings think Marilu Henner was frickin' hot*


Wheeeee!

*2d4 ⇒ (2, 2) = 4 Slaadlings are dancing through your dreams.*


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♫♫♫ We are some Slaad and we're egging a vole.
Eggy eggy vole, Slaady eggy mole.
We can get mad, but then we'd get coal.
Burny burny coal, horsies have foals. ♫♫♫

*2d4 ⇒ (3, 4) = 7 Slaadlings like to change the words to the song stuck in their heads*


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Drejk wrote:
I guess that slaadlings will shun the clothes?

AHHHHH!!!! CLOTHING!!!!! GET RID OF IT!!!

*2d4 ⇒ (2, 3) = 5 Slaadlings are scared of pants*


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Squish Squish Squish! Squish Squish Squish!

*2d4 ⇒ (4, 3) = 7 Slaadlings are walking around in their banana shoes*


Tossed Slaad wrote:
Shrimp Slaad wrote:
2d4 ⇒ (6, 6) = boxcars!
There is something fishy about this post.

Sorry, we accidentally dropped tuna on it.

*2d4 ⇒ (3, 3) = 6 Slaadlings have yet to master the can opener*


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♫♫♫ I am I, Donky Hotay,
The horse of La Blanca,
My density falls and I grow!
And the styled twins of horseshoes
Will marry Bea Arthur
Withering wilting and slow!

Withering wilting and slow,
Forward the story will go!♫♫♫

*2d4 ⇒ (1, 2) = 3 Slaadlings don't know the lyrics*


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Rarr! We be goblins!

*2d4 ⇒ (4, 1) = 5 Slaadlings have painted themselves green*


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I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go.
(Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo)
I owe, I owe.

*2d4 ⇒ (3, 1) = 4 Slaadlings are pretending to be debt-ridden Disney dwarfs*

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