:::meanders out of the middle navel of an alternate universe:::
Wow everybody, I have the number 4 from Sesame Street, 3 hub cabs marked property of Frias, 2 lava lamps, and 1 bear in a bare tree. Who wants to antie up?
Slams the front fender first and engine into the thread with a Toyota Sienna and steps out of the crushed wreck wearing a black shirt with a stylized letter "U" dripping with Heinz 57 sauce.
"There you go. Price surging at triple the rate and quality service. That will 5,013 Domars and a bucket of shrimp"
Ah,Election Day. Can you just smell the red, white, blue and egg in the air. Cast your vote by egging your favored canidate. More than six times if you prefer chaos in your national pride.
Class Features:
Aura of Good (faint)
Detect Evil
Smite Evil +4/+3 1/day
Divine Grace
Lay on Hands 1d6 5/day
Aura of Courage
Divine Health
Mercy:
- Sickened
Inventory:
GP: 1,272.5
silver holy symbol of Tsukiyo
explorer's outfit
backpack (purchase Handy Haversack when affordable [2,000 gold])
scale mail
heavy darkwood shield
masterwork gandasa
masterwork naginata
masterwork cestus
7 chakra
exquisite set of Tsukiyoite holy scrolls (25 gp)
Wayfinder
bedroll
canteen
mess kit
grooming kit
flint and steel
3 days of trail rations
3 flasks of acid
2 flasks of alchemist's fire
masterwork flute
nice ebony dominoes set (1 gp)
wand of cure light wounds (10 charges)
Code of Tsukiyo:
I am the voice for those who go unheard, be they spirits who cannot speak or those whom society has judged as broken or insane. I shall open the doors for others to listen to the voiceless when I can, and when I cannot, I will speak in the words of the voiceless, not my own.
I am the eyes for those who cannot understand the truths of others who are not like them. I shall teach others how to accept, support, and celebrate those who think and speak differently than they do.
I am the guide for mortal minds and souls. I shall offer kindness and aid to the lost, the frightened, the confused, and the dead. I shall calm restless spirits, and I shall banish violent ones with what compassion I can provide without endangering others.
A different perspective can bring both fulfillment and pain. I do not judge those who wish to remain as they are, no matter what disadvantages it may bring them, nor do I judge those who suffer and wish to be changed.
There is no shame in madness, and so I do not make madness shameful by imposing it on my enemies as a punishment. Though darkness and attacks on the mind are tools I may use to vanquish the unjust, my actions will never force lasting insanity upon my foes.