Zgotar The Slaad Landlord's page

Great we are back to the status crow

And away he goes on a wing and a prayer...with my damn rent money

I remember listening to Elvis once, when lo and behold sitting next to me was a canned ham. Not spam mind you but a real ham in a can.

And now slaads on trampolines in slow motion

I put them in the pinatas, they are candy right.

I've got a fuzzbox and I know how to use it.

But...they were so much better than the medusas menu

Where has all the chaos gone
Long time passing
Where has all the chaos gone
Long time....

Forgets song chases after a musk ox

You guys are a bunch of modrons

Lets do the limbo rock

Now that's some art I can get behind

Begins dancing

DO I SMELL SRIACHA?

Keep it down, I am trying to make pottery!

I like my arsenic softball with just a hint of tumeric, although it does give me gas

Zgotar The Slaad Landlord wrote:

What would be the best use of my solid gold kama sutra coffee pot?

Excellent question! I will have you know that I am the foremost expert on this topic. The best thing to do is... Hold on, I must answer this phone. Ok, as I was saying I am the foremost expert on hamster wrangling. The trick is to buy really tiny saddles. Thank you for asking.

Well that certainly clears things up

*Starts picking food from teeth with the coffee pot*

What would be the best use of my solid gold kama sutra coffee pot?

I'M COLD, I NEED A WARM BOWL OF MARSUPIAL

Wahoo! Tomorrow is Ragnarok! A holiday any true Slaad would enjoy. Who wants to watch the twilight of the gods with me?

Hopefully this will be a better show than that mayan fiasco

hands Zgotar a slice of cake on a plate. The Slaad Landlord bites into the cake. It explodes, cracking three teeth in unison. Smoke comes out from his ears...

I think my charisma went up 4pts!

Oh come on! Try a slice!

Alright I'll bite

[singing]Were gonna do it[/poorly]

Miasma!

Flavor,distance that's a law thing.Cheetos now that's good stuff!

Die Modron Scum

Manual lawn edger?

{pushes Adam West into a different corner of the room}

Thank the lords of chaos it wasn't kanye

"INTEGRATE THIS" *Twists symbol of law into a corkscew and puts where the sun don't shine*

*Laughs, still puffining*

Gather your eggs and stuff, modrons are invading via the fawtl thread..also is there any puff left?

MODRONS MUST BE DESTROYED!

mmmmm....millipede coffee table tastes like chicken

Eggs Tin Foil Yamakah

Put on a Slaad costume!

*Covers self in tin foil and hands out bubble wrap and bedazzler for everyone to play with*

Where's stubings daughter?, I'm Hungry!

Welcome aboard the slaad princess *Throws eggs in passengers face*, I'm julie your cruise director. We have a fun filled chaotic adventure ahead with waterslides and egging."

I think I wanna be Julie!

*Looks in mirror*

Yeah definetly Julie>

*Grabs SNS bounces him 1 time and kicks him back*

Kickslaad anyone?

*considers switching careers from landlord to cruise director*

ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?

*Adds peppery briny tears to the bowl*

It's Jalapeno frisbee time!

*Still waiting for the promised flashbacks*

*Oils up his hawt slaad bod*

That feels Slaadiful

How many slaads fit in the VW?

I love my eggs with orphan,puppies and some sourdough toast

"Oooh cricket"

*Schwings at squirrel*

Schwinging 1d20 + 28 ⇒ (19) + 28 = 47

into the clowns mouth

*Picks up used axle, points dramatically towards the clowns mouth*

"Toss that squirrel"

This looks promising, who's up for mini golf?

Hey Always-Sunny-in-Philadelphia-Cream-Cheese dude, you should talk to those writers over at Marvel. They've got several Quasars. And last I heard, they don't believe in continuity anymore... that's multiple violations of multiuniversal penal code 110.2.0!

And building code 867530nineyine

*Comes up from basement with slaadracha*

"WHAT THE.."

*Asisssssts gentleman nurn reincorporate by scooping up matter into a used wifebeater and squezzing!

MMMMM.. Moleskin slaad chi, wheres the slaadracha

OOH egg party!

Grabs 2 dozen eggs, throws them on ceiling, enjoys the sight of ectoplasm dripping on the slaad party...and orc

*Now that's an entrance thats slaadworthy*