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And here I thought we were resistant to fire.

BABABABABABABABABABABABABA
UMAMAUMAU BABAUMAMAMAU

BUT HE JUST SMILED AND GAVE ME A VEGEMITE SANDWICH!

2d4 ⇒ (1, 1) = 2 slaadlings
6 Terry Gilliam animations,
5 purple pills!
4 from Sesame Street,
3 hub cabs marked property of Frias,
2 lava lamps,
and 1 bear in a bare tree.

I'm surprised no one thought of this one...

or maybe we did.

Bahaasnidep!

Slaaaaaaaad!

Where the hell is fruit slaad anyway?

has flashbacks to his last nightmare trip

Can you point your fnigers and do the twist? can youpoint yuorfinegrs and od the tiwst? gonnago up tehngodowngetbcak upandtrunaaorung!CANOUYPIOTZNOURYFINEGINRSDANODDHETISWT!!

LETSDNACEEREVYDOBY!!

"I do not believe your worries concern my textbook" said the waterbear to the flute salute, "I have yet to uncover the truth about bird seed."

Zwarng!

I don't.

Gmaaani fthzrka GAMGAMGAMFNAA!

picks up 2d4 ⇒ (1, 4) = 5 Slaadlings and tosses 1d4 ⇒ 3 of them at Flute Slaad and the other 1d4 ⇒ 3 at Sunomono Slaad

Then grabs Tossed Slaad by the shoulders and screams in his face

THEY TAKE AFTER THEIR MOTHER!!

Sgnarbenfidplaart cnbopryfthhrs koylgem gnglwima jorfvgnim SPHAAAAARSHT!

grabs 2d4 ⇒ (1, 2) = 3 slaadlings by the shoulders and shakes them violently.

o)_(o

Walrpdanmurlap.

Nun of yew are making Annie scents.

I also shipped sour cream and onion potatoes once. The fees were outrageous.

I hear it's a golfuindumging experience.

In other news, I got all the eldritch tentacles out of my face. But I fear it'll never be the same.

Giflmaniup palemkeng jifgatca do brinomu`

I'm on vacation. Anyone want souvenirs?

A scale model of the London eye and a foo lion statue.

Ah damn, it'll take months to get the tentacles out.

I would like to restress the importance of retrieving my face. Get on it, everyone!

*sits down to bingewatch gilligan's maelstrom*

That rabbit stole my face! Stop him!

Then who onced?

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

There are no typos in that previous post.

Threadly the it best's certain ever.

I remember when my geckos were candy right.

Bah! That's just a load of mystic hogwash! We have scientific hogwash nowadays, it's 30% more effective, contains 62.4% less self-contradiction, and is only 12599% worse for the environment.

But my hog is 100% clean thanks to it.

I think it's slazzymagoo

I think the plural of Slaad is Slaad.

I'm certain the slaad of slaad is plural.

What did the Sladlings get for Halloween?

I gave them 2d4 ⇒ (2, 2) = 4 new slaad tongs.

Squish Squish Squish! Squish Squish Squish!

*2d4 Slaadlings are walking around in their banana shoes*

*1d1 ⇒ 1 Shrimp Slaad got ice hair*

2d4 ⇒ (6, 6) = boxcars!

I thought it was The Walking Dead Seasoning 3. But I'll have to ask Aberzombie about that. He knows these things better.

I love to put salt on my Deviled Eggs (made with real devils).

I also love to egg salted devils on my put.

Shrimp Slaad wrote:

Tossed Slaad wrote:

This is the best thread ever.

You have yet to substantiate that claim.

Substantiation is for the lawful.

Would you say this applies as a... rule?

This is the best thread ever.

You have yet to substantiate that claim.

Oh you're such a flattener!

I don't find any of this flattering. You need to do better.

No, because the slaadrun is 13 protesecs long.

THERE ONCE WAS A SLAAD FROM NANTUCKET....

Who came riding to Slaadrun from old Rorikslaad.

It's gonna take some time to do the things we never planned.

That's why we need to not plan ahead.

You're the reason God made Oklahoma....

I confess, I snuck the bluprint into his office on day three.

So voidworms make great toe-jam?

Not really but they make for great earls. That is if you can make them lawful enough to care about government.

{sets up a single lane tollbooth in the desert}

Dammit of course I would run into a toll station...

*literally runs into the toll booth*

Where? I wanna see it too!

They are cold. We need to bake them. And thankfully Macaroni already wrapped them in tinfoil so they don't lose their moisture in the oven.

*walks to the door at the south end of the thread labelled "to the abyss" and pretends to turn knobs drawn on the wall above it labelled "temperature" and "time" respectively*

It has been a while. I would like to say the following:

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In Complete Warrior they have rules for playing a Ranger or Paladin that cant cast spells and I was thinking of making a Hexblade along the same lines. So does any one have any suggestions for what I can replace the Hexblades spells with