Broccoli Slaad's page

But...what protects us from us?

Ants, or napalm, your choice.

Vanykrye wrote:

I thought the slaad was supposed to be blue?

Red, blue, green, grey, black...

With me, it's more about the stench.

Nothing like broccoli marinating in runny mayo, onions, and bacon all day to really suck the joy out of picnics as a kid.

That's okay, I'm the Slaad of tasting like shit and incontinence.

It's my fault for being late to the slaad party.

HATERADE, it's what plants crave

That, and human flesh.

'Chicken rope' sounds like something that would sell.

Either that, or the byproduct of a really gross and embarrassing medical problem.

Or perhaps a euphemism for something involved in some kind of horrible crime...the Lawful Evil kind where nobody goes to jail.

Or a board game for preschoolers!

It already is!

Sorry! That was me.

Been sitting out for awhile.

Come now, Tac, bathe in the chaos.

Have you ever had Broccoli Salad? I love Broccoli, but even I think it's disgusting shit!

A new Slaad's in town!