Jack Hammer |
Jack Hammer wrote:I wonder if she would get mad if we put one of the froggies in the jack-apult?Margarinefrog wrote:I have to aggravate lynora-Jill. It's in the bylaws.Jack Hammer wrote:Malice Jack wrote:Malice slingshots the peasant down into the lake's farther sideMan, you missed the froggies. Either we need more froggies at this party, a better launcher, or you need better aim.
Looks up from his Spongebob Shaggoth towel
HAY! No molesterin' us froggies or Lynora will make you sorry!
At least you'd get more airtime out of it. The peasant didn't go far with the bikini top. Not enough elasticity.
Though he did fit it there. Very impressive. looks sidewise at the jacuzzi party
Jack Hammer |
Margarinefrog wrote:*puts hand over froggies' mouth* Shhh! *walks over to the Jack-apult with froggie in hand*HAY! YOU LEAVE ME BE MEANIES!
Yells up to the jacuzzi
LYNOOOOORA!
*Jack Hammer distracts the lovely hot tub ladies with a fresh tray of drinks and the best 'How YOU doin' imitation he can muster*
Jack Hammer |
Jack Hammer wrote:
*Jack Hammer distracts the lovely hot tub ladies with a fresh tray of drinks and the best 'How YOU doin' imitation he can muster*The preiestess grabs her drink with a smile
What are your two buddies up to there?
Just setting up a volleyball game. Hey, are those real?
Le French Chef! |
MJ looks over at the French Chef
Hey Frenchie! Hows about breaking in the new Viking Grill? Maybe some Franch Fries or some Franch bread?
But of course, but eet ees no longer a Vikeeng greel, eet ees a Gallic greel! Oui oui!
lynora-Jill |
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee.....
The small frog rapidly flys over the horizon
Hey, what was that?
*Spies flying frog. Eyes widen with horror/anger. Turns to Jack Hammer.*You were in on that weren't you? You were distracting me so you could launch my froggy friend? You....you....
*Slaps his face and storms off in the direction that the frog was launched.*
Jack Hammer |
Margarinefrog wrote:WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee.....
The small frog rapidly flys over the horizon
Hey, what was that?
*Spies flying frog. Eyes widen with horror/anger. Turns to Jack Hammer.*
You were in on that weren't you? You were distracting me so you could launch my froggy friend? You....you....
*Slaps his face and storms off in the direction that the frog was launched.*
Why do I get blamed for everything? Now it'll be my fault that she has to cast Cure Light Wounds on her hand.
*turns to the rest of the hot tub hunnies*
So, how the rest of you doin'?
Jack Hammer |
Jack Hammer wrote:You're a guy. It's always going to be your fault. Don't you know anything? :)
Why do I get blamed for everything? Now it'll be my fault that she has to cast Cure Light Wounds on her hand.
It's my thick adamantium skull again.
Hey do you think the two nets would hold up to launching ourselves between them? Maybe like a perpetual motion thing? Maybe we could go faster than the mood changes and all would be good.
Jack's Right Hand Man |
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:Jack Hammer wrote:You're a guy. It's always going to be your fault. Don't you know anything? :)
Why do I get blamed for everything? Now it'll be my fault that she has to cast Cure Light Wounds on her hand.It's my thick adamantium skull again.
Hey do you think the two nets would hold up to launching ourselves between them? Maybe like a perpetual motion thing? Maybe we could go faster than the mood changes and all would be good.
It's worth a try.
Jack Hammer |
Jack Hammer wrote:It's worth a try.Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:Jack Hammer wrote:You're a guy. It's always going to be your fault. Don't you know anything? :)
Why do I get blamed for everything? Now it'll be my fault that she has to cast Cure Light Wounds on her hand.It's my thick adamantium skull again.
Hey do you think the two nets would hold up to launching ourselves between them? Maybe like a perpetual motion thing? Maybe we could go faster than the mood changes and all would be good.
With that Jack Hammer climbs into the Jackapult and launches himself into the Kobold launcher. Back and forth he goes.
Hey! This is fun!
Nameless Narrator |
The sun begins to set over the clubhouse pond, painting the sky in rich streaks of red and crimson. Malice wheels out a turntable and some speakers.
The fiendish dryad and her succubus friend disappear briefly, returning clad in minidresses and heels. The priestess of Calistria opts for a more elegant dropfront dress. The three cluster at the DJ booth, sipping drinks.
Malice starts slinging the music, and the clubhouse lights start to strobe. Acme whizzes about, filling drinks.
Evil Monkey disappears for a bit and returns in full Tommy Bahama rig. The tribble monkeys flap nearby, sipping Sam Adams.
Smurf-Drone 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 |
The fiendish dryad and her succubus friend disappear briefly, returning clad in minidresses and heels. The priestess of Calistria opts for a more elegant dropfront dress. The three cluster at the DJ booth, sipping drinks.
We have assimilated the proper approach to this.
Deploys three units of Dr. Prometheus Bunbury's Wacky Weave Destabilizer.
Nameless Narrator |
Deploys three units of Dr. Prometheus Bunbury's Wacky Weave Destabilizer.
The three suddenly are standing in a pile of unwoven threads.
Smurf-Drone 63 of PaizoMatrix 0 |
*Flies in on her dragon friend. Climbs off and sets Margarinefrog gently down.*
Oh, no one told me that this was fancy dress.
*Bites lip as she considers what to do.*
Prepares another Dr. Prometheus Bunbury's Wacky Weave Destabilizer for you.
lynora-Jill |
lynora-Jill wrote:Prepares another Dr. Prometheus Bunbury's Wacky Weave Destabilizer for you.*Flies in on her dragon friend. Climbs off and sets Margarinefrog gently down.*
Oh, no one told me that this was fancy dress.
*Bites lip as she considers what to do.*
*Realizes the advantages of wearing an adamantium chainmail bikini.*
Priestess of Calistria |
*Flies in on her dragon friend. Climbs off and sets Margarinefrog gently down.*
Oh, no one told me that this was fancy dress.
*Bites lip as she considers what to do.*
Looks over at Lynora
Well, since I have to get a new dress, you want to check out the closets in this place? I looked earlier, looks like Imelda Marcos and Paris Hilton were robbed and the goods were stuffed in there!
Gives the Borg a hard stare
You're lucky I borrowed that Vera Wang buddy ... HMF!
Stalks off
Patrick Curtin |
A small monkey dressed in wizard's robes poofs onto the DJ booth.
Everyone, KC and I have addressed our issues. There is peace among the boards again. I am relaxing my anti-koboldian wards. Prepare yourselves.
Waves his staff and the scene stutters just a bit
It is done. Kobolds are allowed.
Disappears in another puff of smoke