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Adj. Reginald, aide-de-camp wrote:

Who knew that Reggie's original regiment was Scottish?

In he comes, be-kilted, doing a Highland Fling? Jig? Well...it's something Scottish and there's no swords involved...yet.

Reggie, you look smashing. Come dance with us.


Elbows and Knees seem to be everywhere. Can one call it dancing? Uncertain. But PJ is moving and there's music, and at least it is certain that he is much more limber than those who do not know him well would have guessed.

I say! Good show, everyone! Haw! Haw!


Reggie springs towards Lynora and Big Tex, ankles stiff and toes pointed, his sporran keeping time to the music. And soon it becomes clear that


there will be a dance-off between him and Big Tex, who kicks his heels even higher, and gyrates even more wildly, pride and testosterone on the line.


Seeing the kilt on Reggie, Malice spins some appropriate music

The Exchange

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:

(I would just like to point out, technically I don't need a resurrection, just for my phylactery--)

*Kobold explodes*
Please refrain from posting here. You have every other thread to infest.

Logical impossibility.

And Heathy has every other thread. So does Callous Jack. But because of some old thing I did which I can't even remember, people are banning me from THEIR threads. I fail to understand. The Frogs did an anti-Borg thread, but nobody really bugged the Borg about staying out. And other people have caused more trouble than me. But when it comes to me, it's 'infest'. I wouldn't IC post on this thread if you payed me.

Youch nothing like an angry koblod skull.


... which segues into a musical nod to the big Texan


Crimson Jester wrote:

...

Youch nothing like an angry koblod skull.

All been resolved


JH begins slamming every drink within arm's reach

Damn spellcasters....

The Exchange

Patrick Curtin wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:

...

Youch nothing like an angry koblod skull.

All been resolved

Just have to learn to read further in the thread...sigh works been busy and I just can't keep up.


Heh. This is post 212 on a less-than-24 hr old thread. If you weren't following along it would be easy to lose track.

The Exchange

Not to mention that the Angry Jack and all the other "cult" ones.....

Oh

~walks over and buries a blue crystal

No point taking any chances.


*Temporarily extricates herself from the dancing. Walks up to JH*

Hey, are you okay, JH? *she says with genuine concern.*


Malice gets on the mike

All right lets show the ladies a good time out there folks ..and we'll hype it up a bit.

Plays a bit faster beat.

The two fiendish flirts gyrate even faster, looking over at JH and grinning wickedly.


Patrick Curtin wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:

...

Youch nothing like an angry koblod skull.

All been resolved

Now giving a new meaning to Kobold-Free Zone... :)


Casts a concerned glance at Lynora, then is jostled by the gyrating Evil Monkey

HEY! Bigfoot! Other people are dancing here!


Sorry Toots!

Gyrates even wilder, dancing around the sucubus and dryad.


Are there good monkeys? I think not.


Hey I want my money back, I've seen several post of Kobolds... We really need to make up some boards rules...

Just look at the Pond that Paizomatix can't enter... totally cyborgized..!

Anyway, where can I put my stuff?


AHH! THE ONE WHO HUNGERS!

The flying fiendish two-headed half tribble monkeys all gather about Jabberjaw and prostrate themselves.


Butterfrog wrote:

Hey I want my money back, I've seen several post of Kobolds... We really need to make up some boards rules...

Just look at the Pond that Paizomatix can't enter... totally cyborgized..!

Anyway, where can I put my stuff?

HAY brother!

Dere's a nice pondside cabana. I checked it out it's got lotsa floaties dere. Even Spongebob Shaggoth!


*gets on the dancefloor* *starts to do the Worm*


Margarinefrog wrote:

Dere's a nice pondside cabana. I checked it out it's got lotsa floaties dere. Even Spongebob Shaggoth!

Spongebob Shaggoth floaties?!!? Yay!


Holds out Lemmiwinks to Butterfrog

This is my new pal Lemmiwinks! He useta live in some old castle, but he's gonna hang out with us now huh?


SQUEE!


Pops in Am busy but Opens gates, tribbles and legions of naked nymphs and succubi pour forth

Enjoy


Priestess of Calistria wrote:

Priestess looks around

Huh. These Jacks talk a good game, but a little shy no?

Heads out on floor to dance with Lynora

The Lord of All Insects follows


Demon Lord of Tribbles wrote:

Pops in Am busy but Opens gates, tribbles and legions a naked nymphs and succubi pour forth

Enjoy

Master, may I touch please?!


They would pout if ya don't touch


Jack Hammer wakens from his stupor

Hey Acme! I keep drinkin' but I'm still thirsty.

he notices lynora-Jill, as if for the first time

Hi sweety. New dress? Where the hell am I? And why am I so damn thirsty?


Jack Hammer wrote:

Jack Hammer wakens from his stupor

Hey Acme! I keep drinkin' but I'm still thirsty.

he notices lynora-Jill, as if for the first time

Hi sweety. New dress? Where the hell am I? And why am I so damn thirsty?

Umm, JH, we're at a party at the kobold free place. Except it isn't really kobold free. Yeah, it's a new dress. You know, for the dancing. And I have no idea why you're so thirsty. You were doing some kind of spell earlier. Did evil me do something to you?


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

Jack Hammer wakens from his stupor

Hey Acme! I keep drinkin' but I'm still thirsty.

he notices lynora-Jill, as if for the first time

Hi sweety. New dress? Where the hell am I? And why am I so damn thirsty?

Umm, JH, we're at a party at the kobold free place. Except it isn't really kobold free. Yeah, it's a new dress. You know, for the dancing. And I have no idea why you're so thirsty. You were doing some kind of spell earlier. Did evil me do something to you?

What evil you?


Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

Jack Hammer wakens from his stupor

Hey Acme! I keep drinkin' but I'm still thirsty.

he notices lynora-Jill, as if for the first time

Hi sweety. New dress? Where the hell am I? And why am I so damn thirsty?

Umm, JH, we're at a party at the kobold free place. Except it isn't really kobold free. Yeah, it's a new dress. You know, for the dancing. And I have no idea why you're so thirsty. You were doing some kind of spell earlier. Did evil me do something to you?
What evil you?

The Goddess of Dangerous Knowledge. I mean, you spent a good amount of time alone with her. You had pictures.


Margarinefrog wrote:

Holds out Lemmiwinks to Butterfrog

This is my new pal Lemmiwinks! He useta live in some old castle, but he's gonna hang out with us now huh?

Yikes... he makes me feel pritty...

Hi there little rodent :shudders:


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

Jack Hammer wakens from his stupor

Hey Acme! I keep drinkin' but I'm still thirsty.

he notices lynora-Jill, as if for the first time

Hi sweety. New dress? Where the hell am I? And why am I so damn thirsty?

Umm, JH, we're at a party at the kobold free place. Except it isn't really kobold free. Yeah, it's a new dress. You know, for the dancing. And I have no idea why you're so thirsty. You were doing some kind of spell earlier. Did evil me do something to you?
What evil you?
The Goddess of Dangerous Knowledge. I mean, you spent a good amount of time alone with her. You had pictures.

Don't know what you're talking about...

Hey Acme, need a fresh keg here!

JH keeps staring at lynora-Jill's neck, watching the pulsing of her blood in her so delicate neck. Normally his eyes would have strayed, but now they are riveted

*he whispers* must resist


Stares at Lynora-Jill's dress and starts fiddling with a small mechanical device.


the music pounds

the blood pumps

....must resist


Well, if you're feeling better, JH, maybe you'd like to come and dance with me?


AAAHHHHHH!!!

JH rushes to the middle of the dance floor

Lookee at what some robot showed me! begins doing the Robot


WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME???


*Shrugs, and goes back to the dance floor. After all, there's always something weird going on with the Jacks. And at least JH seems to be acting a little more normal.*


Jack Hammer wrote:
WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME???

Okay, scratch that about acting more normal.

I don't know. I'm not allowed to remember anything she does when it's her turn with our body. What did she do to you?


Look, the Moonwalk!

so thirsty

Who do you keep referring to? Where did I learn to dance?


Quick. Somebody get a keg out here for Jack Hammer. Something is interfering with his ability to process alcohol.
*looks worried*


*starts step dancing faster and faster*

need...my....hammer.....


Okay this is probably a very bad idea...
*casts summon hammer*


JH grasps his hammer with both hands. His face softens but his eyes glaze over. He murmurs quietly and the hammer begins to pulse with red fire.

must release

JH rushes to the Jackapult, climbs in, and launches himself.

In the distance a large red glow appears, followed by a large boom


Oh dear. I hope he's going to be okay.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Oh dear. I hope he's going to be okay.

a voice is heard on the winds

perhaps someone should launch a keg after JH


Grabbing one of the kegs of Gosling's Black Seal Rum, he launches it after Jack Hammer.

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