Solnes' House of Pleasure


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Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Someone had to do it... I just figured it might as well be me.
Hell everyone already knows I'm Solnes' biggest Cultist... (y'know, 'ceptin' High Priest Moorluck 'o course, so I 'spose that makes me like First Acolyte or somethin')


Yay! Another place to get funky in. Oh yeah, HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!


Now she has her own cult?


Hmmm, this could be.....interesting.

RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Solnes' First Alias wrote:
Now she has her own cult?

As is good and proper! ;D

Spoiler:
Just not too proper. ;)


Hey, where's the pleasure?! Its just a bunch of guys talking!!! I want my money back...


Lameness is increasing, sir!


Erusin wrote:
Lameness is increasing, sir!

I know...now Solnes has a cult, too.


Frat Jack wrote:
Hey, where's the pleasure?! Its just a bunch of guys talking!!! I want my money back...

I'm here frat boy.


Frat Jack wrote:
Hey, where's the pleasure?! Its just a bunch of guys talking!!! I want my money back...

That's what you get for the price of free, buddy. You think this is a charity? ;)


Yeah, if you want something for nothing join the Pony cult.


Goth Chick wrote:
Frat Jack wrote:
Hey, where's the pleasure?! Its just a bunch of guys talking!!! I want my money back...
I'm here frat boy.

RAWR! woof woof woof...

Jahaira wrote:
That's what you get for the price of free, buddy. You think this is a charity? ;)

Hey, money comes AFTER the job is done... what kind of a bizjack do you think I am?

*waves the gold ingots*


YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!

This thread is filthy.


Miserable Old Bitty wrote:

YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!

This thread is filthy.

Quite right! {sprays Old Bitty with lemon pledge, then wipes her off} Ewww! How many layers of make-up are you wearing?


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Miserable Old Bitty wrote:

YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!

This thread is filthy.

Quite right! {sprays Old Bitty with lemon pledge, then wipes her off} Ewww! How many layers of make-up are you wearing?

None. That's my skin you're wiping off, hussie.

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Lord Fyre wrote:
Solnes' First Alias wrote:
Now she has her own cult?

As is good and proper! ;D

** spoiler omitted **

Hey I like my wife to be improper as hell, if you don't mind. :)


Miserable Old Bitty wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
{sprays Old Bitty with lemon pledge, then wipes her off} Ewww! How many layers of make-up are you wearing?
None. That's my skin you're wiping off, hussie.

Oops, sorry.

And hussie?! I'll have you know that despite my shamelessness, I still repeatedly fail to become promiscuous. I'm in such a drought that Mrs. Cleaver over there looked good for a bit.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Miserable Old Bitty wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
{sprays Old Bitty with lemon pledge, then wipes her off} Ewww! How many layers of make-up are you wearing?
None. That's my skin you're wiping off, hussie.

Oops, sorry.

And hussie?! I'll have you know that despite my shamelessness, I still repeatedly fail to become promiscuous. I'm in such a drought that Mrs. Cleaver over there looked good for a bit.

*winks grotesquely*


Awwww. For me? Well how can I thank you all? Oooooh I know!

Spoiler:
(oYo) for everybody! ;)

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Solnes wrote:

Awwww. For me? Well how can I thank you all? Oooooh I know!

** spoiler omitted **

That's my baby! Take it all off sweety, let's show these folks what you got! ;)

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Solnes wrote:
Awwww. For me?

I'm glad you approve... I was a little worried...

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flash_cxxi wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Awwww. For me?
I'm glad you approve... I was a little worried...

You should know by now she never gets tired of being viewed as an object of lust. ;)


Hey, trick or treat, losers!

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Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth wrote:
Hey, trick or treat, losers!

A real treat would be if you and your loser a** aliases would go for a long walk on a real short pier.


Moorluck wrote:
Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth wrote:
Hey, trick or treat, losers!
A real treat would be if you and your loser a** aliases would go for a long walk on a real short pier.

Silly drow thing, I don't have any aliases. You do, though. So how about you take yourself and all YOUR loser aliases back to your little ballerina act or whatever drows do for fun.


Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth wrote:
Hey, trick or treat, losers!
A real treat would be if you and your loser a** aliases would go for a long walk on a real short pier.
Silly drow thing, I don't have any aliases. You do, though. So how about you take yourself and all YOUR loser aliases back to your little ballerina act or whatever drows do for fun.

{shrugs, hands over candy apple and popcorn ball from his bag} Treats is slim pickin' this year, but you probably need these more than me to keep your blood sugar up; you might get grumpy otherwise.

Neat costume. Are you a Tian Xia dragon?

Dark Archive

Where's my pony!


Humps Moorluck's leg.

Oops. My bad.

Runs over and starts humping Solnes's leg.


I just hit the jackpot.


Moorlucky wrote:
I just hit the jackpot.

So, is that what they're callingit now....

Sovereign Court

walks into the HoP

meh....needs new wallpaper and it smells like cheese....

leaves the HoP


Mmmmm...cheese.

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Solnes wrote:

Awwww. For me? Well how can I thank you all? Oooooh I know!

** spoiler omitted **

Tried to look in the spoiler but it said my browser needed a flash plugin...

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Not another one.


brock wrote:
Solnes wrote:

Awwww. For me? Well how can I thank you all? Oooooh I know!

** spoiler omitted **

Tried to look in the spoiler but it said my browser needed a flash plugin...

Hey! Man, the candy ain't worth having to hear puns like that one! *Runs*

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Crimson Jester wrote:
Not another one.

One? There are two of them.

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brock wrote:
Solnes wrote:

Awwww. For me? Well how can I thank you all? Oooooh I know!

** spoiler omitted **

Tried to look in the spoiler but it said my browser needed a flash plugin...

You want the link. ;)


I just want to be loved. Is that so wrong?


flash_xxxx wrote:
I just want to be loved. Is that so wrong?

Psst.... your adams apple is showing.

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*Casts Quickened, Silent, Enlarged, Empowered Mass Remove Every Stitch of Clothing on everyone in the thread....no save, just a touch attack and you all know you want to be touched.*

There, that's better!


*Sees what FH is up too and cast Greater Hightened Expanded Globe of Lubrication*

"That should speed things up."


Fake Healer wrote:

*Casts Quickened, Silent, Enlarged, Empowered Mass Remove Every Stitch of Clothing on everyone in the thread....no save, just a touch attack and you all know you want to be touched.*

There, that's better!

Ooh, you cad!

*hoists up breasts so that they don't drag on the floor*

You boys only think about one thing!


Hmm....not enough naughtiness....where are my boys at?


Miserable Old Bitty wrote:
Fake Healer wrote:

*Casts Quickened, Silent, Enlarged, Empowered Mass Remove Every Stitch of Clothing on everyone in the thread....no save, just a touch attack and you all know you want to be touched.*

There, that's better!

Ooh, you cad!

*hoists up breasts so that they don't drag on the floor*

You boys only think about one thing!

Wha-? 8O

...

{starts gouging out eyes with Swiss Army spork} The pictures... they won't leave my brain...


Shadow Jumps through thread.

"It's been a very fruitful weekend, it would seem....wow." ;P


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

Shadow Jumps through thread.

"It's been a very fruitful weekend, it would seem....wow." ;P

It's lovely, isn't it? :)


lynora wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

Shadow Jumps through thread.

"It's been a very fruitful weekend, it would seem....wow." ;P

It's lovely, isn't it? :)

"Well - certain parts are indeed, quite...oh my." :D


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
lynora wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

Shadow Jumps through thread.

"It's been a very fruitful weekend, it would seem....wow." ;P

It's lovely, isn't it? :)
"Well - certain parts are indeed, quite...oh my." :D

Keep your eyes off my "parts", pervert.


Miserable Old Bitty wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
lynora wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

Shadow Jumps through thread.

"It's been a very fruitful weekend, it would seem....wow." ;P

It's lovely, isn't it? :)
"Well - certain parts are indeed, quite...oh my." :D
Keep your eyes off my "parts", pervert.

"Right. No problem," as he finds some kind of blanket/tablecloth/fabric to throw to M.O.B.

"Y'know, there are some times when blindsight is more of a bane than a boon..." ;D

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