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![Sebastian](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/private/Sebastian.jpg)
As the only one worthy of having a cult, let's just cut to the chase. The Cult of Sebastian is the only official, recognized cult on the Paizo boards. All other cults are merely crappy pyramid schemes designed to swipe money from innocent folk. They are not eligible to receive tax write-offs or recognized as actual cults. In addition, members of such so-called cults are liable to be jailed should they ever travel to Germany.
So, to recap: Cult of Sebastian, FTW.
All other "cults": Losers.
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![Theldrat](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/Theldrat-Final.jpg)
As the only one worthy of having a cult, let's just cut to the chase. The Cult of Sebastian is the only official, recognized cult on the Paizo boards. All other cults are merely crappy pyramid schemes designed to swipe money from innocent folk. They are not eligible to receive tax write-offs or recognized as actual cults. In addition, members of such so-called cults are liable to be jailed should they ever travel to Germany.
So, to recap: Cult of Sebastian, FTW.
All other "cults": Losers.
Man, when's the next comet coming by?
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![Guard](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/VisitingViktor3.jpg)
As the only one worthy of having a cult, let's just cut to the chase. The Cult of Sebastian is the only official, recognized cult on the Paizo boards. All other cults are merely crappy pyramid schemes designed to swipe money from innocent folk. They are not eligible to receive tax write-offs or recognized as actual cults. In addition, members of such so-called cults are liable to be jailed should they ever travel to Germany.
So, to recap: Cult of Sebastian, FTW.
All other "cults": Losers.
Psh, the old guard still cling to their vanished glory.
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![Anubis](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/anubis.jpg)
Anyone posting to claim membership in a 'Cult of Set' is lying.
The reasons are threefold;
1) Devotion to Set is not a 'cult,' but an established religion with roots going back 3000 years.
2) Devotees to Set are not allowed to waste time on the computer, being entirely too busy erecting magnificent towering monuments to Set's glory.*
3) Set's devoted drink only beer, and would not be able to see a screen by this point in the evening, let alone operate a keyboard.
*No Doktor CracknFraud, Set is not 'compensating for something.' Every building in the world is actually compensating for not being Set.
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Logic_Elmer |
![Tourist](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/17_tourist_col_final.jpg)
Joey Lafyatis wrote:Fixed that for you.Alrighty, so there is....
1. The Cult of Sebastian
And a bunch of posers, including:
1. Poodles
2. $murfs
3. Frogs
4. Thieves Guild
5. Angry Jack Cult
6. Customer Service wannabes
7. Cult of Two Lonely Unloved Monsters
HEY! Don't forget me! I'm the smartest cultist in the room!
you %$$-munching &%*-licking &^&-sniffing jerk.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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![Gorum](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/Gorum_color.jpg)
As the only one worthy of having a cult, let's just cut to the chase. The Cult of Sebastian is the only official, recognized cult on the Paizo boards. All other cults are merely crappy pyramid schemes designed to swipe money from innocent folk. They are not eligible to receive tax write-offs or recognized as actual cults. In addition, members of such so-called cults are liable to be jailed should they ever travel to Germany.
So, to recap: Cult of Sebastian, FTW.
All other "cults": Losers.
Very well my lord shall I round up the rest of these miscreants and have them begin work on a 200ft solid gold staue crafted in your image?
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Rajneesh Zimmerman, MegaPope |
![Kazaven](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/lichking.jpg)
My flock, do not turn to false prophets! Only the True Word of the Lord Cheezus can bring you into salvation and fill you stomach with a 3.99 Savior Meal™!
Cast off your slavish devotion to poodles, smurfs, and ugly ponies and come to you local Church and Munch™ today! Wednesdays we have a two-for-one special on tickets to to our Smite the Heretic™ Family Funpark on our corporate planet of New Vatican!
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![Mothman](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/B4_mothman2_final.jpg)
Mothmona wrote:You forget - I started that cult too. Erik Mona was just a front for it, sorta like the Ebon Triad.Sebastian wrote:The Cult of Sebastian is the only official, recognized cult on the Paizo boards.Oh really?
Actually I knew you started Erik Mona Day ... but I never realised it was a front for the Cult of Sebastian. Insidious.
Oh my gods ... when we celebrate Erik Mona Day, we channel all that devotional energy to you, don't we? Oh, the horror... what have we done?
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Rajneesh Zimmerman, MegaPope |
![Kazaven](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/lichking.jpg)
13. True Word of the Lord Cheezus
(I don't know guys... this one sounds kinda wierd... whatever, anything exists in Paizoland.)
Actually it is the One True and Apostolic Church of The Reformed Two All Beef Patties Special Sauce Lettuce Cheese Pickles Onions on a Sesame Seed Bun™ . That was too hard for the parishoners to remember, so in Our mercy We have shortened it to Church and Munch™