So, there are many different cults in the world of Paizo Threads. Representatives of each cult please step forward, so that we may get some order in this whole business.
There are the Smurfs
I myself am the head clone of a certain cult of hero-worshipping poodles.
Der be da froggy cult.
We are the Jack. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated
And there is the newly created Dretch cult.
Bella Sara Charter Superscriber
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As the only one worthy of having a cult, let's just cut to the chase. The Cult of Sebastian is the only official, recognized cult on the Paizo boards. All other cults are merely crappy pyramid schemes designed to swipe money from innocent folk. They are not eligible to receive tax write-offs or recognized as actual cults. In addition, members of such so-called cults are liable to be jailed should they ever travel to Germany.
So, to recap: Cult of Sebastian, FTW.
All other "cults": Losers.
Be vewwy vewwy quiet .... I'm hunting Obewoni Fawwacies ..
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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As the only one worthy of having a cult, let's just cut to the chase. The Cult of Sebastian is the only official, recognized cult on the Paizo boards. All other cults are merely crappy pyramid schemes designed to swipe money from innocent folk. They are not eligible to receive tax write-offs or recognized as actual cults. In addition, members of such so-called cults are liable to be jailed should they ever travel to Germany.
So, to recap: Cult of Sebastian, FTW.
All other "cults": Losers.
Man, when's the next comet coming by?
So, to recap: Cult of Sebastian, FTW.
All other "cults": Losers.
I feel tears welling up in my eyes....
Me and Starpanda in our Cult of Two Lonely Unloved Monsters
I'm on the same cult of the Dread Poodle Lord. ou wouldn't have guesses huh!
I'm on Jacks Paizo Beta Frathouse! Party on!
Tch. All zis talk of cults. My friends you shouldn't turn to cults for affirmation. Find your inner strengths and do not follow ze herd. Cults are chust an example of a charismatic person azzuming control over weaker individuals. Zis is not healthy behavior.
Me and Starpanda in our Cult of Two Lonely Unloved Monsters
Thier loss brother, THEIR LOSS !
The Cult of Sebastian is the only official, recognized cult on the Paizo boards.
Oh really?
Come to think of it... Could this be a thread trap to snare us all cultists and delete us from the borads?!?!
Naaaaaaaaah they wouldn't think of it...
*Pops a six pack of Tecate beer and starts passing it around*
Alrighty, so there is....
1. Poodles
2. Smurfs
3. Frogs
4. Thieves Guild
5. Cult of Sebastian
6. Angry Jack Cult
7. Customer Service wannabes
8. Cult of Two Lonely Unloved Monsters
Damn it, the smurf is pointing to the Poodle Cult!
EDIT: Better now
Monas of the boards assemble!
Come to think of it... Could this be a thread trap to snare us all cultists and delete us from the boards?
Ummm... no.. Why would you say that?
EDIT: 9. Mona Cult?
Don't forget the logic folks! We need logic or our game will be full of fail!
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
10. Logical Cult
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As the only one worthy of having a cult, let's just cut to the chase. The Cult of Sebastian is the only official, recognized cult on the Paizo boards. All other cults are merely crappy pyramid schemes designed to swipe money from innocent folk. They are not eligible to receive tax write-offs or recognized as actual cults. In addition, members of such so-called cults are liable to be jailed should they ever travel to Germany.
So, to recap: Cult of Sebastian, FTW.
All other "cults": Losers.
Psh, the old guard still cling to their vanished glory.
Make way for the new wave, fossil!
Thanks :P
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Anyone posting to claim membership in a 'Cult of Set' is lying.
The reasons are threefold;
1) Devotion to Set is not a 'cult,' but an established religion with roots going back 3000 years.
2) Devotees to Set are not allowed to waste time on the computer, being entirely too busy erecting magnificent towering monuments to Set's glory.*
3) Set's devoted drink only beer, and would not be able to see a screen by this point in the evening, let alone operate a keyboard.
*No Doktor CracknFraud, Set is not 'compensating for something.' Every building in the world is actually compensating for not being Set.
Fixed that for you.Alrighty, so there is....
1. The Cult of Sebastian
And a bunch of posers, including:
1. Poodles
2. $murfs
3. Frogs
4. Thieves Guild
5. Angry Jack Cult
6. Customer Service wannabes
7. Cult of Two Lonely Unloved Monsters
HEY! Don't forget me! I'm the smartest cultist in the room!
you %$$-munching &%*-licking &^&-sniffing jerk.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
11. Set (that's it)
12. New Dretch (forgot my own cult!)
HEY! Don't forget me! I'm the smartest cultist in the room!
you %$$-munching &%*-licking &^&-sniffing jerk.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
This got out of hand quickly...
*No Doktor CracknFraud, Set is not 'compensating for something.' Every building in the world is actually compensating for not being Set.
I find it verrrry interesting that you needed to qualify zis before I had a chance to query you. Verrry interesting ...
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As the only one worthy of having a cult, let's just cut to the chase. The Cult of Sebastian is the only official, recognized cult on the Paizo boards. All other cults are merely crappy pyramid schemes designed to swipe money from innocent folk. They are not eligible to receive tax write-offs or recognized as actual cults. In addition, members of such so-called cults are liable to be jailed should they ever travel to Germany.
So, to recap: Cult of Sebastian, FTW.
All other "cults": Losers.
Very well my lord shall I round up the rest of these miscreants and have them begin work on a 200ft solid gold staue crafted in your image?
HEY! Gimmie my whip back! I need that for midnight Mass!
Hey! I need some minions! I want a huge dretch statue. with robot controls, to destroy any other competing golden statues!
My flock, do not turn to false prophets! Only the True Word of the Lord Cheezus can bring you into salvation and fill you stomach with a 3.99 Savior Meal™!
Cast off your slavish devotion to poodles, murfs, and ugly ponies and come to you local Church and Munch™ today! Wednesdays we have a two-for-one special on tickets to to our Smite the Heretic™ Family Funpark on our corporate planet of New Vatican!
13. True Word of the Lord Cheezus
(I don't know guys... this one sounds kinda wierd... whatever, anything exists in Paizoland.)
14. Moff Rimmer's Destructive Cult.
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You forget - I started that cult too. Erik Mona was just a front for it, sorta like the Ebon Triad.The Cult of Sebastian is the only official, recognized cult on the Paizo boards.Oh really?
Actually I knew you started Erik Mona Day ... but I never realised it was a front for the Cult of Sebastian. Insidious.
Oh my gods ... when we celebrate Erik Mona Day, we channel all that devotional energy to you, don't we? Oh, the horror... what have we done?
13. True Word of the Lord Cheezus
(I don't know guys... this one sounds kinda wierd... whatever, anything exists in Paizoland.)
Actually it is the One True and Apostolic Church of The Reformed Two All Beef Patties Special Sauce Lettuce Cheese Pickles Onions on a Sesame Seed Bun™ . That was too hard for the parishoners to remember, so in Our mercy We have shortened it to Church and Munch™
13. (revised) One True and Apostolic Church of The Reformed Two All Beef Patties Special Sauce Lettuce Cheese Pickles Onions on a Sesame Seed Bun, OR aka Church and Munch™
I am being Darren Al-Tei of the Eastern Branch of the Greater Poodle Lords.
14.(revised) Moff Rimmers Destructive Cult of Personality.