What has Gargamel done in his three years in office? He promised if we sacrificed 10% of our population that we would be able to pay the deficit with the resulting gold production. Instead he goes golfing and throws lavish parties at his house with royal minstrels while starting wars with the Efreeti! And we owe more money than ever before! I say enough!
PAPA SMURF IN 2012!
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Wow, this brandy packs a whallop! Am I seeing a smurfbold? Holy Smurf! Sharinda, mebbe I need to get a coffee with extra extra smurf instead...
Traveller Smurf wrote:
Hurm indeed the smurf hit the smurf. Ah well, haters gotta hate, smurfers gotta smurf. You'd think for such an imagination-based game there wouldn't be so many dried up humorless lurker-posters involved in posting.
Plus another reason why posters' proper names shouldn't be used in FAWTLY. Here there be (lurking) dragons.
O Smurfs! my smurfs!
But O smurf! smurf! smurf!
Smurf Jack wrote:
What an intersting NPC! A smurf with a Flumph template!
Or would that be a flumph with a smurf template?
"Ya know I once knew a mad old hedge wizard who wanted to bake a bunch of little blue folk into pies or somesuch... Barmy lugged about the most bedraggled cat I've ever seen around too! Heard he got 'et by a warren of Xvarts in Acheron."
Traveller Smurf starts
"Gargamel! Oh I hope that rumor is true Mitchifer!"
Traveller Smurf turns to Hop Toy:
::I'm more than happy to smurf with you Hop Toy! It must not be very much smurf not being able to smurf with anyone for so many smurfs but your friend Malfaerr::
The Witchbrand wrote:
The Witchbrand nods. "Thank you, Olli. It would appear that there's quite a crowd of...unusual folk here. I'll fit right in."
The small blue creature looks at the newcomer
Yeah there are some smurfing weirdos in this place. It is a smurfing weird place all together!
Traveller Smurf sips a thimble of apple brandy
we shall smurf on the seas and oceans,