~steps deftly to the side
This here trophy, um says beer drinking contest '07, and it smells a bit, I was gonna borrow it to clean it, yeah thats it.
That's Frat Jack's. If you take it he would not be very happy.
That's Frat Jack's. If you take it he would not be very happy.~steps deftly to the side
This here trophy, um says beer drinking contest '07, and it smells a bit, I was gonna borrow it to clean it, yeah thats it.
Step away from the mantle pieces you funny hat freak... or else I'll have to go golem on your butt!
Althought losing it could be a good excuse to go harder on the 2009 contest...Mmmm...
*meditates while having a beer*
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That's Frat Jack's. If you take it he would not be very happy.~steps deftly to the side
This here trophy, um says beer drinking contest '07, and it smells a bit, I was gonna borrow it to clean it, yeah thats it.
Step away from the mantle pieces you funny hat freak... or else I'll have to go golem on your butt!
Althought losing it could be a good excuse to go harder on the 2009 contest...Mmmm...
*meditates while having a beer*
You can have it....
*walks away with all the spare beer money*
exit stage right------->>>>
*walks away with all the spare beer money*
exit stage right------->>>>
*laughs* Little does he know he took the counterfeit money we had laying around
*laughs* Little does he know he took the counterfeit money we had laying around
Wait, do you mean your own counterfeit money, or the counterfeit money you stole from us last year? We need to keep this straight, you know.
*laughs* Little does he know he took the counterfeit money we had laying aroundWait, do you mean your own counterfeit money, or the counterfeit money you stole from us last year? We need to keep this straight, you know.
Might have been the counterfeit money we stole from you. Not sure on that.
Callous Jill??
~Shudders~
How about Jill's Right Hand Man? That's even worse.
How about Jill's Right Hand Man? That's even worse.
When did Jill become a fluffer?
you had to go there didn't you?
I have a reputation to maintain.
Might have been the counterfeit money we stole from you. Not sure on that.*laughs* Little does he know he took the counterfeit money we had laying aroundWait, do you mean your own counterfeit money, or the counterfeit money you stole from us last year? We need to keep this straight, you know.
Wait, isn't that the counterfeit money you stole from me that I stole from Callous Jack while he was gone?
Um...I mean.......he gave it to me. Yeah. And then forgot about it. Which is what is about to happen to YOU!!! Memory dust!
*Throws dust in eyes of Jacks*
Wait...this is the dust from my Profile that I swept up yesterday...crap.
Hey! who took my conterfeit change?!?! I need it for my newspaper! THIEVES!!!
Relax Frat Jack the theif is probably stuck in the Acme™ Footpad Flypaper I left out for just such an occasion.
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Might have been the counterfeit money we stole from you. Not sure on that.*laughs* Little does he know he took the counterfeit money we had laying aroundWait, do you mean your own counterfeit money, or the counterfeit money you stole from us last year? We need to keep this straight, you know.Wait, isn't that the counterfeit money you stole from me that I stole from Callous Jack while he was gone?
Um...I mean...
....he gave it to me. Yeah. And then forgot about it. Which is what is about to happen to YOU!!! Memory dust!
*Throws dust in eyes of Jacks*
Wait...this is the dust from my Profile that I swept up yesterday...crap.
No, No, you loaned me that money. Remember, here it is I can repay you right now.
*goes for the LAST newspaper, rolls it up, and gets ready to smack the heck outta the thieving thief*
Relax Frat Jack the thief is probably stuck in the Acme™ Footpad Flypaper I left out for just such an occasion.
*Walks up with comically large piece of paper stuck onto back.*
I hate you so much.
*Skulks out*
Waves at the Masked Fly
Hey guy, relax! I got the Acme™ Footpad Freer Spray right here! Only $99.99 on special this week!
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Waves at the Masked Fly
Hey guy, relax! I got the Acme™ Footpad Freer Spray right here! Only $99.99 on special this week!
How about $50??
Holy Mary Mother of Jack! I can't believe the posts on this thread.You know you want to join Kruelaid...
ONE OF US!
ONE OF US!
"Krueljack" does have a certain ring to it doesn't it? It won't be long before all will bow before the Jacks! Mwahahahaha!!!
*Commences obnoxious, British colonial old-boy guffawing*
Dances on hind legs in a circle yapping
How about $50??Waves at the Masked Fly
Hey guy, relax! I got the Acme™ Footpad Freer Spray right here! Only $99.99 on special this week!
Aww c'mon I can't just GIVE the stuff away ...sheesh. And we don't need no Krueljack. We got a 'malice' jack, that's enough cruelty for one thread. Don't make me get all iron boot up the butt on everyone.
*spends day stacking all the beer, rum, and vodka that they took from the Sunny Godhead cult.* We won't have to buy any alcohol for a very long time.
Ale? ATTACK!!! Mount the giant eagles!!!!
Ale? ATTACK!!! Mount the giant eagles!!!!Did you get into the catnip again?
Um...why would you think we had catnip?
*Cough*ATTACK!!!!!
We need to gather the boys to destroy a certain new hippie sunshine cult...
Dread Lord, I think we should let the hippie cult exist. They have a lot of beer and rum. If we let them exist we can keep getting alcohol from them. It will save us alot of money. However, if they run out out of alcohol...
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We need to gather the boys to destroy a certain new hippie sunshine cult...Dread Lord, I think we should let the hippie cult exist. They have a lot of beer and rum. If we let them exist we can keep getting alcohol from them. It will save us alot of money. However, if they run out out of alcohol...
Hippie sunshine cult...sounds fun.
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Dread Lord, I think we should let the hippie cult exist. They have a lot of beer and rum. If we let them exist we can keep getting alcohol from them. It will save us alot of money. However, if they run out out of alcohol...
I suppose... but only this once. In the meantime, who let the thieves in again?
Dread Lord, I think we should let the hippie cult exist. They have a lot of beer and rum. If we let them exist we can keep getting alcohol from them. It will save us alot of money. However, if they run out out of alcohol...I suppose... but only this once. In the meantime, who let the thieves in again?
I thought I fed him to Plantjack. I think this thief has nine lives.
I thought I fed him to Plantjack. I think this thief has nine lives.
Oh, no, you fed an expy of me to the sentient shrub. Also, I do have nine lives. You don't want to know how I got them.
I thought I fed him to Plantjack. I think this thief has nine lives.Oh, no, you fed an expy of me to the sentient shrub. Also, I do have nine lives. You don't want to know how I got them.
No, I fed your Rogue Lord to Plantjack. Somehow he's back. If you don't leave our premises now we'll test your theory on having nine lives.
I thought I fed him to Plantjack. I think this thief has nine lives.Oh, no, you fed an expy of me to the sentient shrub. Also, I do have nine lives. You don't want to know how I got them.
That is excellent. Nine different possible dishes. If only Hungry Jack™ were here....
*Attempts to decapitate thief*
Sprays Plant Jack and starts Weed Whacker
Mwahahahaha
*Glares*
You shall pay for that, human.*Knocks weedwhack and sprayer out of hands of CJ*
*Bats CJ into shambling vines*
WOO-OOO!
Leaping from the rafters, the Ape sees his vegetative friend under attack. He grasps the ruddy thief around the middle and alternatively pummels both ends against convenient hard objects: the Jack's marble floor, granite columns, limestone fireplace, etc.
Rr-rr-RRR!
Jackin' Ape, hold him still while Plantjack can decapitate him!
Jackin Ape grasps the pink cutpurse in both his mighty mitts. He aims the jingly end at Plant Jack as a malignant grin spreads with dawning bestial understanding.
Huh-huh-huh!
*Attempts to decapitate thief*
*Rolls away from the grasping tentacles*
Sorry boss, you're on your own. Also, I recommend cooking rogue at 360 degrees, served with persimmons. You also don't want to know how I know that.
*Jumps out window*
*Attempts to decapitate thief**Rolls away from the grasping tentacles*
Sorry boss, you're on your own. Also, I recommend cooking rogue at 360 degrees, served with persimmons. You also don't want to know how I know that.
*Jumps out window*
I love how you thieves are so loyal and dedicated to one another.