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Scarab Sages

Sebastian wrote:

That sounds nasty.

Also: Losers.

Maple Glazed Pony Tenderloin

Ingredients:
• 1 teaspoon dried thyme leaves, crushed
• 1 teaspoon dried marjoram leaves, crushed
• 1/4 teaspoon salt
• 1/4 teaspoon onion powder
• 1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
• 1 pound pony tenderloin, cut into 1/2-inch slices
• 1 tablespoon butter
• 2 tablespoons Hungry Jack® Microwave Ready Regular Syrup

Preparation Directions:
1. COMBINE thyme, marjoram, salt, onion powder and garlic powder in large resealable food storage bag. Seal bag and shake well. Add pony slices. Seal bag. Shake to coat.
2. MELT butter in large nonstick skillet over medium-high heat. Add pony mixture. Cook and stir 8 to 10 minutes or until pony is browned and no longer pink in center. Add syrup. Cook and stir until pony is glazed.

Yield: 4 servings
Prep Time: 7 min
Cook Time: 12 min


I think, in honor of the upcoming holiday, I'm gonna wear my red, white, and blue Speedo all weekend. The long weekend.

I'll be by the pool working on my bronze tan.

Sovereign Court

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Jack Hammer wrote:

I think, in honor of the upcoming holiday, I'm gonna wear my red, white, and blue Speedo all weekend. The long weekend.

I'll be by the pool working on my bronze tan.

Don't forget the explosives...I mean, uh... fireworks.


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Callous Jack wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

I think, in honor of the upcoming holiday, I'm gonna wear my red, white, and blue Speedo all weekend. The long weekend.

I'll be by the pool working on my bronze tan.

Don't forget the explosives...I mean, uh... fireworks.

All hooked up on that front. I bought a guided missile system from a pawn broker in Vegas. Should be a good show.

And I used the pony's credit card!

Sovereign Court

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Jack Hammer wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

I think, in honor of the upcoming holiday, I'm gonna wear my red, white, and blue Speedo all weekend. The long weekend.

I'll be by the pool working on my bronze tan.

Don't forget the explosives...I mean, uh... fireworks.

All hooked up on that front. I bought a guided missile system from a pawn broker in Vegas. Should be a good show.

And I used the pony's credit card!

Nice. :)


Jack Hammer wrote:

I think, in honor of the upcoming holiday, I'm gonna wear my red, white, and blue Speedo all weekend. The long weekend.

I'll be by the pool working on my bronze tan.

Guess this means I get to enjoy the view. ;)

Liberty's Edge

Jack Hammer wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

I think, in honor of the upcoming holiday, I'm gonna wear my red, white, and blue Speedo all weekend. The long weekend.

I'll be by the pool working on my bronze tan.

Don't forget the explosives...I mean, uh... fireworks.

All hooked up on that front. I bought a guided missile system from a pawn broker in Vegas. Should be a good show.

And I used the pony's credit card!

And the Jacks shall rule the world.


Callous Jack. wrote:
Crimson Jack wrote:
Hey guys, I brought nachos, salsa and guacamole!
Where's the beer?

Beer, whut beer... I didn't saw any!

*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURPPPPPPPPPPP*

Exqueeze me...

We can alway get sum moar!


Jack Hammer wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

I think, in honor of the upcoming holiday, I'm gonna wear my red, white, and blue Speedo all weekend. The long weekend.

I'll be by the pool working on my bronze tan.

Don't forget the explosives...I mean, uh... fireworks.

All hooked up on that front. I bought a guided missile system from a pawn broker in Vegas. Should be a good show.

And I used the pony's credit card!

Very nice! We should also aim one of those missiles at the Poodle house.


Callous Jack. wrote:
Crimson Jack wrote:
Hey guys, I brought nachos, salsa and guacamole!
Where's the beer?

Do I need to spell it out? OF COURSE I brought beer.


OK, I finished up connecting the fire sprinklers in the clubhouse to the vats in the brewery.

*holds lighter up to the sprinkler head*


General J. Debauchery wrote:

OK, I finished up connecting the fire sprinklers in the clubhouse to the vats in the brewery.

*holds lighter up to the sprinkler head*

I think you need to light the lighter for that to work.


Salty Jack wrote:
General J. Debauchery wrote:

OK, I finished up connecting the fire sprinklers in the clubhouse to the vats in the brewery.

*holds lighter up to the sprinkler head*

I think you need to light the lighter for that to work.

Yeah, right! I fell in the vats a few, maybe a dozen, times. Accidentally, of course.


Well, the fireworks show is still on schedule. The brewery sprinkler system shall keep the estate safe. Of course the range on these puppies is pretty far so it might not be needed.

T minus 1 and counting.

drinks beer out of a coffee mug and runs simulations


Right O! Finally home at Umpton-Under-Filth! Time for our bi-annual anarcho-syndicalist meeting. And it's my turn to be Secretary General! Huzzah for executive power! Now where ..

Looks about

Oh no. Oh no no no!


PEASANT!


Malice Jack wrote:
PEASANT!

Cool! More ammo for the Jackapult!


Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote:

Right O! Finally home at Umpton-Under-Filth! Time for our bi-annual anarcho-syndicalist meeting. And it's my turn to be Secretary General! Huzzah for executive power! Now where ..

Looks about

Oh no. Oh no no no!

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Malice Jack wrote:
PEASANT!
Cool! More ammo for the Jackapult!

Ha-HA! You're going on the jackapult!


It just ain't a holiday without peasant pulting and barbeque.

Load em up, and aim real high. We can try to shoot him out of the sky with the new missile system. Add in the new hippeh and we can try for two at a time!


Jack Hammer wrote:

It just ain't a holiday without peasant pulting and barbeque.

Load em up, and aim real high. We can try to shoot him out of the sky with the new missile system. Add in the new hippeh and we can try for two at a time!

Hey! Let me down... I promise to leave and not come back... wait!, that can be interpreted the wrong way...


Another Dang Hippeh wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

It just ain't a holiday without peasant pulting and barbeque.

Load em up, and aim real high. We can try to shoot him out of the sky with the new missile system. Add in the new hippeh and we can try for two at a time!

Hey! Let me down... I promise to leave and not come back... wait!, that can be interpreted the wrong way...

I can fly!


Another Dang Hippeh wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

It just ain't a holiday without peasant pulting and barbeque.

Load em up, and aim real high. We can try to shoot him out of the sky with the new missile system. Add in the new hippeh and we can try for two at a time!

Hey! Let me down... I promise to leave and not come back... wait!, that can be interpreted the wrong way...

{writhes around tied up on launching platform} I think all the Jacks must be passed out drunk. Or committing unspeakably lewd acts with those nymphs in the poolside cabanas.

Chaos Sward wrote:
I can fly!

AUGH! NOOOOOOOO! You can't leave me helpless and forced to listen to this thing! Torture is illegal!

At least concuss me on the head into blissful unconsciousness.


Another Dang Hippeh wrote:
Another Dang Hippeh wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

It just ain't a holiday without peasant pulting and barbeque.

Load em up, and aim real high. We can try to shoot him out of the sky with the new missile system. Add in the new hippeh and we can try for two at a time!

Hey! Let me down... I promise to leave and not come back... wait!, that can be interpreted the wrong way...

{writhes around tied up on launching platform} I think all the Jacks must be passed out drunk. Or committing unspeakably lewd acts with those nymphs in the poolside cabanas.

Chaos Sward wrote:
I can fly!

AUGH! NOOOOOOOO! You can't leave me helpless and forced to listen to this thing! Torture is illegal!

At least concuss me on the head into blissful unconsciousness.

But you're a hippy too, man! Power to the people unite!


Chaos Sward wrote:
Another Dang Hippeh wrote:
Chaos Sward wrote:
I can fly!

AUGH! NOOOOOOOO! You can't leave me helpless and forced to listen to this thing! Torture is illegal!

At least concuss me on the head into blissful unconsciousness.

But you're a hippy too, man! Power to the people unite!

AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! {frantically attempts to gnaw through ropes}


Another Dang Hippeh wrote:
Chaos Sward wrote:
Another Dang Hippeh wrote:
Chaos Sward wrote:
I can fly!

AUGH! NOOOOOOOO! You can't leave me helpless and forced to listen to this thing! Torture is illegal!

At least concuss me on the head into blissful unconsciousness.

But you're a hippy too, man! Power to the people unite!
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! {frantically attempts to gnaw through ropes}

Wow, man, you need to chill. Here, have some smvnf.


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Another Dang Hippeh wrote:

{writhes around tied up on launching platform} I think all the Jacks must be passed out drunk. Or committing unspeakably lewd acts with those nymphs in the poolside cabanas.

*giggle*

If you can speak about it afterwards, we didn't do it right.

*giggle*


One hippeh. One peasant. Boy, times are lean.

Oh well, gotta make the best of it.

Probably best if we wait 'til dark for the fireworks show to begin. That greasy hippeh should flare up real good.

The Exchange

Need a pole?


Jack Hammer wrote:

One hippeh. One peasant. Boy, times are lean.

Oh well, gotta make the best of it.

Probably best if we wait 'til dark for the fireworks show to begin. That greasy hippeh should flare up real good.

If you need any help... butchering...

Scarab Sages

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It looks like you metallic Neanderthals are finally waking up from your latest drinking binge. I've been tied up here on this stupid "Jackapult" for over a week now! Ha ha, your juvenile hazing rituals are so very funny.

Now someone cut me loose so I can get down... I really have to go to the bathroom most urgently!!!


Another Dang Hippeh wrote:

It looks like you metallic Neanderthals are finally waking up from your latest drinking binge. I've been tied up here on this stupid "Jackapult" for over a week now! Ha ha, your juvenile hazing rituals are so very funny.

Now someone cut me loose so I can get down... I really have to go to the bathroom most urgently!!!

*eviscerates hippeh*


Jack the Stripper wrote:
Another Dang Hippeh wrote:

It looks like you metallic Neanderthals are finally waking up from your latest drinking binge. I've been tied up here on this stupid "Jackapult" for over a week now! Ha ha, your juvenile hazing rituals are so very funny.

Now someone cut me loose so I can get down... I really have to go to the bathroom most urgently!!!

*eviscerates hippeh*

I'm not cleaning that up!

That's why I prefer bludgeoning hippehs.

Guess we should launch the remains. Maybe the poodles will clean up the mess.

FIRE!!


Skkknnnnnnnnrrrr . . .


Jack the Stripper wrote:
*eviscerates hippeh*

HEY, THAT REALLY SMARTS!

Jack Hammer wrote:

Guess we should launch the remains. Maybe the poodles will clean up the mess.

FIRE!!

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...


Another Dang Hippeh wrote:
Jack the Stripper wrote:
*eviscerates hippeh*

HEY, THAT REALLY SMARTS!

Jack Hammer wrote:

Guess we should launch the remains. Maybe the poodles will clean up the mess.

FIRE!!

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...

For a brief moment there it was like flying a kite, with the intestines hanging out like that. Then the kite went BOOM!

Cool......

Sovereign Court

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Jack Hammer wrote:
Another Dang Hippeh wrote:
Jack the Stripper wrote:
*eviscerates hippeh*

HEY, THAT REALLY SMARTS!

Jack Hammer wrote:

Guess we should launch the remains. Maybe the poodles will clean up the mess.

FIRE!!

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...

For a brief moment there it was like flying a kite, with the intestines hanging out like that. Then the kite went BOOM!

Cool......

I thought we agreed on Skeet shooting with this one?

Scarab Sages

Make tonight’s dinner something special, with a little help from Hungry Jack®.


Hungry Jack wrote:
Make tonight’s dinner something special, with a little help from Hungry Jack®.

I'm hungry, and I'm a Jack. Does that make me Hungry Jack®?


If Hungry Jack could bake a big cake, I can put a stripper in it.

Sovereign Court

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We got a mention by Gary in the thread complaining about thread length. Woo!

Gary Teter wrote:

The Angry Jack Cult: 323,438 words (September 2008)

The Exchange

Callous Jack wrote:

We got a mention by Gary in the thread complaining about thread length. Woo!

Gary Teter wrote:

The Angry Jack Cult: 323,438 words (September 2008)

ha ha

Scarab Sages

Cherry Chocolate Pudding Cake

Ingredients:
• 1 cup firmly packed brown sugar
• 1/3 cup unsweetened cocoa
• 2 cups hot water
• 2 cups Hungry Jack® Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix (Just Add Water)
• 1 cup granulated sugar
• 1/4 cup unsweetened cocoa
• 1/4 cup Crisco® Pure Vegetable Oil
OR 1/4 cup Crisco® Pure Canola Oil
• 1 teaspoon almond extract
• 2 large eggs
• 1 (30 oz.) can cherry pie filling
• Ice cream or whipped cream (optional)

Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 375°F. Combine brown sugar, 1/3 cup cocoa and hot water in a 13 x 9-inch baking pan. Stir until sugar is dissolved.
2. COMBINE pancake mix, sugar and 1/4 cup cocoa in medium bowl. Stir in oil, almond extract, eggs and pie filling. Mix just until dry ingredients are moistened. Spoon batter over sauce mixture in pan.
3. BAKE 42 to 47 minutes or until top springs back when touched lightly in the center. Remove from oven and let stand 5 minutes.
4. SCOOP out large spoonfuls, picking up chocolate sauce from bottom of pan. Serve warm with ice cream or whipped cream, if desired.

Yield: 15 servings
Prep Time: 10 min
Cook Time: 42 min

Liberty's Edge

Crimson Jester wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:

We got a mention by Gary in the thread complaining about thread length. Woo!

Gary Teter wrote:

The Angry Jack Cult: 323,438 words (September 2008)

ha ha

Huzzah!


"Hey, everyone I'm back. Sorry about the extended absence."

I'm heading out the Gen Con this year. Anyone else going and want to meet up? I have a Droid and mobile cell number.

Sovereign Court

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Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote:

"Hey, everyone I'm back. Sorry about the extended absence."

I'm heading out the Gen Con this year. Anyone else going and want to meet up? I have a Droid and mobile cell number.

Who knew tigers liked cell phones?


Callous Jack wrote:
Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote:

"Hey, everyone I'm back. Sorry about the extended absence."

I'm heading out the Gen Con this year. Anyone else going and want to meet up? I have a Droid and mobile cell number.

Who knew tigers liked cell phones?

Heh, that's I said. I also told them if I didn't get a cell phone I would take a colossal dump in front of their store. You know, it worked.


Callous Jack wrote:

We got a mention by Gary in the thread complaining about thread length. Woo!

Gary Teter wrote:

The Angry Jack Cult: 323,438 words (September 2008)

W00t! Thou ain't lound enough, gotta fat this up!

Where is this "complain" posted?


Frat Jack wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:

We got a mention by Gary in the thread complaining about thread length. Woo!

Gary Teter wrote:

The Angry Jack Cult: 323,438 words (September 2008)

W00t! Thou ain't lound enough, gotta fat this up!

Where is this "complain" posted?

Somethin' about how after 20 pages it's just three people debating?


Crimson Jack wrote:
Frat Jack wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:

We got a mention by Gary in the thread complaining about thread length. Woo!

Gary Teter wrote:

The Angry Jack Cult: 323,438 words (September 2008)

W00t! Thou ain't lound enough, gotta fat this up!

Where is this "complain" posted?

Somethin' about how after 20 pages it's just three people debating?

Debating without chainsaws is a waste of time. Fire 'em up!

3 debaters enter, 1 debater leaves!

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