Un-Callous Jack,'s page

Who brought the beer?

Jack Hammer wrote:

Hungry Jack wrote:

Hungry Jack® agrees.

So do I.

Me too.

As do I.

Officer Threadjack wrote:

Jack IT!

I say, dear chap, please don't go about stealing my good name.

Use it and abuse it!

I got the beer.

More beer!!

Peace ya'll

My little pony, can I have your body?

My little pony, can I have your body?
boom-boom-boboom
Can I have your booody ?

Oh nasty DM, you can have my body.
Oh nasty DM, you can have my body.
boom-boom-boboom
You can have my booody.

My little pony, why are you so tight?
My little pony, why are you so tight?
boom-boom-boboom
Why are you so tiiight?

Oh, nasty DM, you have it up my tail!
Oh, nasty DM, you have it up my tail!
boom-boom-boboom
You have it up my taaaail.

The rest of the song is rather NSFP (Not Safe For Ponies). :)

And here I thought I had seen it all.

Aw man, I thought this was gonna be a thread about Achmed the Dead Terrorist. He's a puppet.

Would have been a better thread if it was.

Smurf

Does anyone know how to make good pancakes? Anyone? Helloooo?

Nope

Yes food must be made and consumed, yummy yummy

Birds?

ti's gone!!!!

did someone say party?!?!

Belch

I got'em

~swipes for Urizen, just gets his shirt~

Missed him.

lynora-Jill wrote:

Follower of the Jill wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

That should be better. But we really have to work on your alcohol tolerance, sweetie. You'll never last until the Jello wrestling if you pass out after the first drink. :)

Oh thank you mistress!! I'll work on my drinking...but what is this "Jello Wrestling" you speak of??

Oh, at the Jacks' parties, after we've been drinking for a while the girls will often wrestle with each other in a big vat of Jello. Naked of course. Otherwise your clothes would get too sticky. :)

OH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I...I don't know mistress...I am still...um....."Holy".

We can take care of that for you baby

Burp

And now we don't have those toys because of all the alleged lead contamination. Who would've thunk we'd put 'em in our mouths? Anyone? :P

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Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

*gets back from the Ladies' thread* I sense someone is trying to inflate their post count.

Perhaps trying to compensate for something? ;)

Nothing to compensate for. ;D

I've got nothing

Vic Wertz wrote:

I've seen people lock their phone keypads and give them to kids to play with... Apparently not everyone is aware that 911 still works on most cell phones even if the keypad is locked... and even if the phone has no active service!

Well I sure wasn't aware of that fact! How can 911 still work if you've got no service?!

Required to by law....any cell phone.

Where is the beer?

Thanks for the beer.

Takes the ten Gold and tosses out the dead body, then calmly walks away.

6. Be ever vigilant against the intrusions of imposter's and impostors.

So true.

Of course not.

Hey whats this stuff stuck to my feet?

Nacho Potato Casserole

Ingredients:
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 1 pound lean ground beef
• 1 (16 oz.) jar mild salsa (1 3/4 cups)
• 1 (4.9 oz.) package Hungry Jack® Jalapeño Potatoes
• 2 tablespoons butter or margarine
• 2 cups boiling water
• 2/3 cup milk
• 1/2 cup sour cream
• 3 cups broken nacho flavored tortilla chips, divided
• 1 cup Colby & Monterey Jack cheese blend
• Garnishes: Shredded lettuce, chopped tomatoes, black olives, chopped green onion, sour cream

Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 425°F. Coat a 13 x 9-inch baking dish with no-stick cooking spray.
2. BROWN beef in large skillet over medium-high heat until cooked, stirring frequently. Drain. Stir in salsa.
3. COMBINE potato slices, sauce packet, butter and boiling water in medium bowl. Stir in milk and sour cream. Sprinkle 2 cups tortilla chip pieces in prepared dish. Pour in potato mixture. Spoon beef mixture on top. Cover with foil.
4. BAKE 30 to 35 minutes or until potatoes are fork tender. Remove foil. Combine 1 cup tortilla chips and cheese. Sprinkle over top. Bake 10 minutes uncovered to melt cheese. Let stand 5 minutes. Garnish as desired.

Yield: 4-5 servings
Prep Time: 15 min
Cook Time: 40 min

Aberzombie is a transformer??

food what fud?

I have little or no Knowledge of what you might mean?

IT man IT don't you get it?

Rock Rock Rock it!

*Starts handing out beers*

"Can't we all just get along?"

Response to shameless pluggery.

Crimson Jester wrote:

oh how can this be (14)

That none can see(14)

how to do this thing (16)

Hear what?

Yes your head will roll over this.

I offer a competitive salary, good health benefits and a 401K plan. Plus you can skim from the incoming profits.

How do you skim Prophets?

'Tatoes!!! need more!

The Legend, The Legend!

NO, IT IS NEVER ENOUGH!