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The inventors of Hungry Jack® products needed a name to show how awesome they were, so they chose the name Jack.

Liberty's Edge

If it don't say Jack, it don't mean Jack!


Hungry Jack wrote:
Hungry Jack® has been feeding families like yours for nearly 70 years. From the launch of Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes in 1967 to the innovation of the reheatable microwavable Hungry Jack Syrup bottle in 1994, Hungry Jack has been gathering families around the table for good times, great food and that delicious Hungry Jack taste. That's why everybody’s happy when it's Hungry Jack™!

Jack the Stripper has been terrorizing neighborhoods like yours for over 120 years. From the evisceration of a Whitechapel prostitute in 1888 to the headless corpse found in the Thames later that year, Jack the Stripper has been brutally murdering vagrants for good times, great food, and that delicious extracted kidney taste. That's why everybody's happy when it's Jack the Stripper!

Scarab Sages

Jack the Stripper wrote:
Hungry Jack wrote:
Hungry Jack® has been feeding families like yours for nearly 70 years. From the launch of Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes in 1967 to the innovation of the reheatable microwavable Hungry Jack Syrup bottle in 1994, Hungry Jack has been gathering families around the table for good times, great food and that delicious Hungry Jack taste. That's why everybody’s happy when it's Hungry Jack™!
Jack the Stripper has been terrorizing neighborhoods like yours for over 120 years. From the evisceration of a Whitechapel prostitute in 1888 to the headless corpse found in the Thames later that year, Jack the Stripper has been brutally murdering vagrants for good times, great food, and that delicious extracted kidney taste. That's why everybody's happy when it's Jack the Stripper!

Psst...dude...you forgot the ®


Hungry Jack wrote:
Jack the Stripper wrote:
Hungry Jack wrote:
Hungry Jack® has been feeding families like yours for nearly 70 years. From the launch of Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes in 1967 to the innovation of the reheatable microwavable Hungry Jack Syrup bottle in 1994, Hungry Jack has been gathering families around the table for good times, great food and that delicious Hungry Jack taste. That's why everybody’s happy when it's Hungry Jack™!
Jack the Stripper has been terrorizing neighborhoods like yours for over 120 years. From the evisceration of a Whitechapel prostitute in 1888 to the headless corpse found in the Thames later that year, Jack the Stripper has been brutally murdering vagrants for good times, great food, and that delicious extracted kidney taste. That's why everybody's happy when it's Jack the Stripper!
Psst...dude...you forgot the ®

*thinks about eating Hungry Jack's spleen*

Dark Archive

Do golems even have spleens?

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Borg Jack wrote:
Do golems even have spleens?

They certainly don't have livers.

The Exchange

Cultist of Jack wrote:
If it don't say Jack, it don't mean Jack!

jack?.......... Oh shiney.

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Crimson Jester wrote:
Cultist of Jack wrote:
If it don't say Jack, it don't mean Jack!
jack?.......... Oh shiney.

+1

I just felt like doing that.


Who do we pummel today? So many choices...


Any Dark & Stormy's here? =)


DJ Jack wrote:
Any Dark & Stormy's here? =)

Always! Just had a few for breakfast. :)


Woohoo! I wonder what else we have in the cupboards..


bOoooOOOOooooo!

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

What?!?! I'm not dead yet. How can I have a ghost.

Oh, yeah, one more thing...

Spoiler:

Losers.


Sebastian wrote:

What?!?! I'm not dead yet. How can I have a ghost.

Oh, yeah, one more thing...

** spoiler omitted **

I would eat your heart, if lawyers had such a thing.


Jack the Stripper wrote:
Sebastian wrote:

What?!?! I'm not dead yet. How can I have a ghost.

Oh, yeah, one more thing...

** spoiler omitted **

I would eat your heart, if lawyers had such a thing.

He has several hearts of former clients. Generally he smokes them over mesquite & hickory and makes jerky out of them.


Jack J. Jackson, Beer Delivery wrote:
Jack the Stripper wrote:
Sebastian wrote:

What?!?! I'm not dead yet. How can I have a ghost.

Oh, yeah, one more thing...

** spoiler omitted **

I would eat your heart, if lawyers had such a thing.
He has several hearts of former clients. Generally he smokes them over mesquite & hickory and makes jerky out of them.

I heard he had a coat made of them, so he could feel like he was surrounded by love.


Lawyers have hearts, they keep them in the closet next to their souls.


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True story: I proudly claim that I have embarassed Mr Dave Gross having him ask to the guy at the counter of a fancy-pantsy liquor/beer/wine store for a PBR... The guy had real trouble recallig what's a PBR and when he remembered and told Dave what it was -and that they don't sell it, of course, Dave went all red and told me grinning: Don't ever embarrass me like that again...

:lol:

*pops open a frosty PBR*


Hey Jacks! I just installed the new Refrigerated PBR Dunk Tank out back. There's even a button so you can dunk yourself. Works great! *HIC*

There's already a waiting list to be the Jack that gets dunked!


Or just o Jack and cut in line!

Exqueeze me!

*SPLOOOOSH!*


Frat Jack wrote:

Or just o Jack and cut in line!

Exqueeze me!

*SPLOOOOSH!*

I'm happy we don't have body hair.

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Sebastian wrote:

What?!?! I'm not dead yet. How can I have a ghost.

Oh, yeah, one more thing...

** spoiler omitted **

You're dead to me.

The Exchange

Jack Hammer wrote:
Frat Jack wrote:

Or just o Jack and cut in line!

Exqueeze me!

*SPLOOOOSH!*

I'm happy we don't have body hair.

You boys never cease to entertain.


*jumps into the dunk tank from the roof*

PBR BALL!!!!


Bumped for awesomeness

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Jack Hammer wrote:
Bumped for awesomeness

+1

Liberty's Edge

Callous Jack wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Bumped for awesomeness
+1

To Infinity and Beyond!

Liberty's Edge

Hey guys! Chosa?


Fruit Slaad wrote:
Hey guys! Chosa?

I'd punt that guy but I might get some stuck on my new boots. Hey Frat! There's some door-to-door fruit salesman asking for ya.....

Dark Archive Contributor

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Frat Jack wrote:

True story: I proudly claim that I have embarassed Mr Dave Gross having him ask to the guy at the counter of a fancy-pantsy liquor/beer/wine store for a PBR... The guy had real trouble recallig what's a PBR and when he remembered and told Dave what it was -and that they don't sell it, of course, Dave went all red and told me grinning: Don't ever embarrass me like that again...

Let this be a lesson to all not to bring Hugo into a classy joint.


Dave Gross wrote:
Frat Jack wrote:

True story: I proudly claim that I have embarassed Mr Dave Gross having him ask to the guy at the counter of a fancy-pantsy liquor/beer/wine store for a PBR... The guy had real trouble recallig what's a PBR and when he remembered and told Dave what it was -and that they don't sell it, of course, Dave went all red and told me grinning: Don't ever embarrass me like that again...

Let this be a lesson to all not to bring Hugo into a classy joint.

Any place a Jack goes automatically becomes a classy joint. Newton even made a law about it. Law of Jack, if I recall. :)

Scarab Sages

Hungry Jack® went into a classy joint once.....


Jack Hammer wrote:
Dave Gross wrote:
Let this be a lesson to all not to bring Hugo into a classy joint.
Any place a Jack goes automatically becomes a classy joint. Newton even made a law about it. Law of Jack, if I recall. :)

"And that's the fact, Jack!" [/Bill Murray]

Sovereign Court

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Dave Gross wrote:
Frat Jack wrote:

True story: I proudly claim that I have embarassed Mr Dave Gross having him ask to the guy at the counter of a fancy-pantsy liquor/beer/wine store for a PBR... The guy had real trouble recallig what's a PBR and when he remembered and told Dave what it was -and that they don't sell it, of course, Dave went all red and told me grinning: Don't ever embarrass me like that again...

Let this be a lesson to all not to bring Hugo into a classy joint.

Or a not-so-classy one either.

:)

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Jack Hammer wrote:
Dave Gross wrote:
Frat Jack wrote:

True story: I proudly claim that I have embarassed Mr Dave Gross having him ask to the guy at the counter of a fancy-pantsy liquor/beer/wine store for a PBR... The guy had real trouble recallig what's a PBR and when he remembered and told Dave what it was -and that they don't sell it, of course, Dave went all red and told me grinning: Don't ever embarrass me like that again...

Let this be a lesson to all not to bring Hugo into a classy joint.
Any place a Jack goes automatically becomes a classy joint. Newton even made a law about it. Law of Jack, if I recall. :)

I like that law.


Callous Jack wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Dave Gross wrote:
Frat Jack wrote:

True story: I proudly claim that I have embarassed Mr Dave Gross having him ask to the guy at the counter of a fancy-pantsy liquor/beer/wine store for a PBR... The guy had real trouble recallig what's a PBR and when he remembered and told Dave what it was -and that they don't sell it, of course, Dave went all red and told me grinning: Don't ever embarrass me like that again...

Let this be a lesson to all not to bring Hugo into a classy joint.
Any place a Jack goes automatically becomes a classy joint. Newton even made a law about it. Law of Jack, if I recall. :)
I like that law.

So say we all!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY LORD JASON!!!!!

does the China Shop Dance

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Bulmahnaut #5 wrote:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LORD JASON!!!!!

does the China Shop Dance

Burgers for dinner tonight?


Callous Jack wrote:
Bulmahnaut #5 wrote:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LORD JASON!!!!!

does the China Shop Dance

Beer Burgers for dinner tonight?

Fixed it for ya, Boss.


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Dave Gross wrote:
Let this be a lesson to all not to bring Hugo into a classy joint.

Awww... c'mon, I'll make it up to you by bringing a classy bottle of tequila for you next year. So classy that the worm will speak french! ;)

Scarab Sages

Chili Cheeseburger Pie

Ingredients:
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 1 pound lean ground beef
• 1 (10 oz.) can diced tomatoes and green chilies, drained
• 1 (16 oz.) can chili beans, drained
• 1 1/2 teaspoons chili powder
• 1/2 teaspoon garlic salt
• 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin (optional)
• 1 1/4 cups shredded sharp Cheddar cheese, divided
• 1 1/4 cups Hungry Jack® Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix (Just Add Water)
• 3/4 cup milk
• Green and red bell pepper strips

Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 400°F. Coat 9-inch pie plate with no-stick cooking spray.
2. BROWN ground beef. Drain. Add tomatoes, beans, chili powder, garlic salt and cumin. Heat through. Spoon into prepared pie plate. Layer with 1 cup cheese. Whisk pancake mix and milk in small bowl until smooth. Spread evenly over cheese. Sprinkle with remaining 1/4 cup cheese. Alternate green and red pepper strips on top in a spoke design.
3. BAKE 18 to 20 minutes or until golden brown. Allow to cool 10 to 15 minutes before serving.

Yield: 6 servings
Prep Time: 25 min
Cook Time: 20 min

Liberty's Edge

Hungry Jack wrote:

Chili Cheeseburger Pie

Ingredients:
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 1 pound lean ground beef
• 1 (10 oz.) can diced tomatoes and green chilies, drained
• 1 (16 oz.) can chili beans, drained
• 1 1/2 teaspoons chili powder
• 1/2 teaspoon garlic salt
• 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin (optional)
• 1 1/4 cups shredded sharp Cheddar cheese, divided
• 1 1/4 cups Hungry Jack® Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix (Just Add Water)
• 3/4 cup milk
• Green and red bell pepper strips

Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 400°F. Coat 9-inch pie plate with no-stick cooking spray.
2. BROWN ground beef. Drain. Add tomatoes, beans, chili powder, garlic salt and cumin. Heat through. Spoon into prepared pie plate. Layer with 1 cup cheese. Whisk pancake mix and milk in small bowl until smooth. Spread evenly over cheese. Sprinkle with remaining 1/4 cup cheese. Alternate green and red pepper strips on top in a spoke design.
3. BAKE 18 to 20 minutes or until golden brown. Allow to cool 10 to 15 minutes before serving.

Yield: 6 servings
Prep Time: 25 min
Cook Time: 20 min

If I can sell Mrs. Cultist on this I now know what we are having for dinner tonight.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

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That sounds nasty.

Also: Losers.


Sebastian wrote:

That sounds nasty.

Also: Losers.

*punt*

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Cultist of Jack wrote:
Hungry Jack wrote:

Chili Cheeseburger Pie

Ingredients:
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 1 pound lean ground beef
• 1 (10 oz.) can diced tomatoes and green chilies, drained
• 1 (16 oz.) can chili beans, drained
• 1 1/2 teaspoons chili powder
• 1/2 teaspoon garlic salt
• 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin (optional)
• 1 1/4 cups shredded sharp Cheddar cheese, divided
• 1 1/4 cups Hungry Jack® Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix (Just Add Water)
• 3/4 cup milk
• Green and red bell pepper strips

Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 400°F. Coat 9-inch pie plate with no-stick cooking spray.
2. BROWN ground beef. Drain. Add tomatoes, beans, chili powder, garlic salt and cumin. Heat through. Spoon into prepared pie plate. Layer with 1 cup cheese. Whisk pancake mix and milk in small bowl until smooth. Spread evenly over cheese. Sprinkle with remaining 1/4 cup cheese. Alternate green and red pepper strips on top in a spoke design.
3. BAKE 18 to 20 minutes or until golden brown. Allow to cool 10 to 15 minutes before serving.

Yield: 6 servings
Prep Time: 25 min
Cook Time: 20 min

If I can sell Mrs. Cultist on this I now know what we are having for dinner tonight.

That does sound good.

Liberty's Edge

Frat Jack wrote:
Sebastian wrote:

That sounds nasty.

Also: Losers.

*punt*

Ponies are the new peasants!


Hey guys, I brought nachos, salsa and guacamole!


Crimson Jack wrote:
Hey guys, I brought nachos, salsa and guacamole!

Where's the beer?

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