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Frat Jack wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

Farts are natural.

Nature is beautiful.

Therefore, farts are beautiful!

amen to that

*waves hand behind rear end*

PBR fart!

The Exchange

hmmmmmmmmmmmm Bacon.

Scarab Sages

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Hungry Jack®! knows some good bacon recipes.

Liberty's Edge

Hungry Jack wrote:
Hungry Jack®! knows some good bacon recipes.

Do you know any good dutch oven recipes?

Scarab Sages

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Hungry Jack® is sure he has some somewhere.


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Aberzombie wrote:
Hungry Jack® is sure he has some somewhere.

Agh! Zombie Alert!

Break out the machetes!


Jack Hammer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Hungry Jack® is sure he has some somewhere.

Agh! Zombie Alert!

Break out the machetes!

Here you are. The right to bear arms is guaranteed by the constitution.

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Jack Hammer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Hungry Jack® is sure he has some somewhere.

Agh! Zombie Alert!

Break out the machetes!

*Catapults evil zombie into the Civil Religious "disccussion"*

There, that'll take care of him...


Callous Jack wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Hungry Jack® is sure he has some somewhere.

Agh! Zombie Alert!

Break out the machetes!

*Catapults evil zombie into the Civil Religious "discussion"*

There, that'll take care of him...

Err, boss. There are no brains in that thread....

Liberty's Edge

Jack Hammer wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Hungry Jack® is sure he has some somewhere.

Agh! Zombie Alert!

Break out the machetes!

*Catapults evil zombie into the Civil Religious "discussion"*

There, that'll take care of him...

Err, boss. There are no brains in that thread....

I think that's the point. :)

Scarab Sages

Has anyone seen Hungry Jack®'s zombie friend? Hungry Jack® sent him in here to answer a question someone had while Hungry Jack® was busy elsewhere making some pancakes/


Cultist of Jack wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Hungry Jack® is sure he has some somewhere.

Agh! Zombie Alert!

Break out the machetes!

*Catapults evil zombie into the Civil Religious "discussion"*

There, that'll take care of him...

Err, boss. There are no brains in that thread....
I think that's the point. :)

That would just give the zombie gas, with all that hot air floating around and empty brains. As long as he stays there we'd be fine.

The thought of farts worse than Frat's makes my metal skin get chilly.


Every cult and self-styled prophet needs a lawyer. I'm here to offer my services and just to make sure every "I" in dotted and every "T" is crossed.

Mind you, I'm not a rules lawyer.

Liberty's Edge

Jacks don't need lawyers. We have the jackapult to handle all of our legal issues.

Scarab Sages

Whether it’s breakfast, lunch, dinner, or something in between – you can’t go wrong with Hungry Jack®.

The Exchange

Hey I heard there was a zombie attack going on. I brought my shock paddles to help them live again. Point me at him.

Scarab Sages

Not at all. Hungry Jack® sent his good friend Aberzombie here to answer some questions while Hungry Jack® was busy, and Hungry Jack®'s fellow Jacks overreacted.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Hey I heard there was a zombie attack going on. I brought my shock paddles to help them live again. Point me at him.

He was lurking in the kitchen last I saw. Maybe you can train him as a new bartender. Shock therapy can do wonders.


Hungry Jack wrote:
Not at all. Hungry Jack® sent his good friend Aberzombie here to answer some questions while Hungry Jack® was busy, and Hungry Jack®'s fellow Jacks overreacted.

Make him work! Make him work!


Hungry and not-so-peckish. Anything made of steak or sirloin in the clubhouse refrigerator?

Mind you, I may have to hit Hungry Jack up and see if he's procured any streak or hamburger dinners. Chicken would good right about now. Slow tribesmen too.

Scarab Sages

Smoked Pork Chops and Potatoes

Ingredients:
• 1 (4.9 oz.) package Hungry Jack® Sour Cream & Chives Potatoes
• 2 cups frozen cut green beans, thawed
• 2 cups water
• 2/3 cup milk
• 2 tablespoons butter
• 6 boneless extra ­lean smoked pork chops

Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 425°F. Place potato slices and green beans into 2 to 2 1/2-quart glass baking dish.
2. COMBINE sauce mix, water, milk and butter in 2-quart saucepan. Bring just to a boil, stirring occasionally. Pour sauce over potato mixture in casserole dish. Place pork chops on top of potato mixture
3. BAKE 25 to 30 minutes or until potatoes are tender and pork chops are no longer pink in center. Let stand 5 minutes before serving to allow sauce to thicken.

Yield: 6 Servings
Prep Time: 10 min
Cook Time: 30 min


Mmmm...pork chops...

Liberty's Edge

Pork, it's the other other white meat.


Hungry Jack wrote:

Smoked Pork Chops and Potatoes

Ingredients:
• 1 (4.9 oz.) package Hungry Jack® Sour Cream & Chives Potatoes
• 2 cups frozen cut green beans, thawed
• 2 cups water
• 2/3 cup milk
• 2 tablespoons butter
• 6 boneless extra ­lean smoked pork chops

Hot Damn! That's gonna be some good lickin'. I better break out the catnip after I'm done.


Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote:
Hungry Jack wrote:

Smoked Pork Chops and Potatoes

Ingredients:
• 1 (4.9 oz.) package Hungry Jack® Sour Cream & Chives Potatoes
• 2 cups frozen cut green beans, thawed
• 2 cups water
• 2/3 cup milk
• 2 tablespoons butter
• 6 boneless extra ­lean smoked pork chops

Hot Damn! That's gonna be some good lickin'. I better break out the catnip after I'm done.

*takes a nip of his own*

Mmmmm...scotch....


Cultist of Jack wrote:
Pork, it's the other other white meat.

Pork tastes a little like human.

Scarab Sages

Hungry Jack® breakfast products – because breakfast is the most important meal of the morning.

Liberty's Edge

We should always ask ourselves, what would Vader do?


Cultist of Jack wrote:
We should always ask ourselves, what would Vader do?

Jackapult them all and let the Force sort them out!


Cultist of Jack wrote:
We should always ask ourselves, what would Vader do?

Chop them up like unnecessary bureaucrats of the Trade Federation, then use the Jackapult.

Liberty's Edge

Jedi Jack wrote:
Cultist of Jack wrote:
We should always ask ourselves, what would Vader do?

Chop them up like unnecessary bureaucrats of the Trade Federation, then use the Jackapult.

Good plan, let's get started on that.


Is this where they're holding that "Star Truckie" convention? Look, I'm wearing a Starfleet red shirt.


Another Dang Hippeh wrote:
Is this where they're holding that "Star Truckie" convention? Look, I'm wearing a Starfleet red shirt.

Sure...

Wanna have a go at the flight simulator? Sit right in this basket while set the course...

*aims the Jackapult for the Poodle Thread*

Ready? Hold on tight. It's very realistic. If you encounter any strange species be sure to make an impressionable first contact.

*launches hippeh*


Jack Hammer wrote:
Another Dang Hippeh wrote:
Is this where they're holding that "Star Truckie" convention? Look, I'm wearing a Starfleet red shirt.

Sure...

Wanna have a go at the flight simulator? Sit right in this basket while set the course...

*aims the Jackapult for the Poodle Thread*

Wow, that sounds like fun. And no waiting!

Jack Hammer wrote:

Ready? Hold on tight. It's very realistic. If you encounter any strange species be sure to make an impressionable first contact.

*launches hippeh*

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...

Liberty's Edge

Hehehe!

Shadow Lodge

Danica Patrick is gonna drive a full season of NASCAR next year? The only thing the durn woman can do is make racy GoDaddy commercials. Somebody grab the Jackapult and meet me at the race track.


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NASCAR Jack wrote:
The only thing the durn woman can do is make racy GoDaddy commercials.

You say that like it's a bad thing. ;P


Queen was thinking of the Jacks when they wrote We Are The Champions


Jack Hammer wrote:
Queen was thinking of the Jacks when they wrote We Are The Champions

We are awesome aren't we?

Shadow Lodge

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General J. Debauchery wrote:
NASCAR Jack wrote:
The only thing the durn woman can do is make racy GoDaddy commercials.
You say that like it's a bad thing. ;P

It's not a bad thing, but she should stick to what she does well, like p0rn.


Time for some sushi ala iron chef. Now, where did I put my lightsaber?

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Y'know, the last two posters have to fix their Jack avatars.

Scarab Sages

Hungry Jack® agrees.


Hungry Jack wrote:
Hungry Jack® agrees.

So do I.


Jack Hammer wrote:
Hungry Jack wrote:
Hungry Jack® agrees.
So do I.

Me too.

Liberty's Edge

General J. Debauchery wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Hungry Jack wrote:
Hungry Jack® agrees.
So do I.
Me too.

As do I.

Dark Archive

Un-Callous Jack, wrote:
General J. Debauchery wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Hungry Jack wrote:
Hungry Jack® agrees.
So do I.
Me too.
As do I.

Excuse me?


Officer Threadjack wrote:
Un-Callous Jack, wrote:
General J. Debauchery wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Hungry Jack wrote:
Hungry Jack® agrees.
So do I.
Me too.
As do I.
Excuse me?

I'm here to defend this Jack's legal rights as a jack.


Jack B. Kwikk, Esq. wrote:
Officer Threadjack wrote:
Un-Callous Jack, wrote:
General J. Debauchery wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Hungry Jack wrote:
Hungry Jack® agrees.
So do I.
Me too.
As do I.
Excuse me?
I'm here to defend this Jack's legal rights as a jack.

My Right Boot is ready to punt fake Jacks.

Liberty's Edge

Jack Hammer wrote:
Jack B. Kwikk, Esq. wrote:
Officer Threadjack wrote:
Un-Callous Jack, wrote:
General J. Debauchery wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Hungry Jack wrote:
Hungry Jack® agrees.
So do I.
Me too.
As do I.
Excuse me?
I'm here to defend this Jack's legal rights as a jack.
My Right Boot is ready to punt fake Jacks.

Somebody call Jack N. Ape.

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