YAP!
YAP!*Punt*
YIPE!
YIPE!YAP!*Punt*
Devlyn catches Cockapoo in midair, removing LJ's clothing from his mouth while he's still in shock. Looking at the the Jacks, he puts him down and says:
"Something tells me you don't want to be here. I'd scram if I were you."
YAP!Prepare the Jackapult!
Sir, I'm the one invited the poodles. We need a little help with the post count.
Hey! That poodle stole my shirt! Now what am I supposed to wear?
Oh well, I'll just go inside and get a new one.
*heads inside and comes back out a few minutes later, still topless*
I just put in a brand new security system on my closet, and the door cracked. And I don't have any clothes all over again.
*downs a margarita and pouts some more*
Hey! That poodle stole my shirt! Now what am I supposed to wear?
Oh well, I'll just go inside and get a new one.
*heads inside and comes back out a few minutes later, still topless*
I just put in a brand new security system on my closet, and the door cracked. And I don't have any clothes all over again.
*downs a margarita and pouts some more*
"Give me a sec, LJ. Even I can't be in two places at once - yet."
Devlyn comes over and hands LJ back her clothes.
Please to be not dropping anything more in here!
*splashes El-lina and swims away*
Hey! That poodle stole my shirt! Now what am I supposed to wear?
Oh well, I'll just go inside and get a new one.
*heads inside and comes back out a few minutes later, still topless*
I just put in a brand new security system on my closet, and the door cracked. And I don't have any clothes all over again.
*downs a margarita and pouts some more*
"Give me a sec, LJ. Even I can't be in two places at once - yet."
Devlyn comes over and hands LJ back her clothes.
Thank you! That is so helpful and sweet of you!
*puts her T-shirt back on*
Thank you! That is so helpful and sweet of you!
*puts her T-shirt back on*
"That's what I'm here for. These shirts attract thieves like diamonds it seems," he laughs.
"Which reminds me...I need to get my replacement that got lost with Club C."
"Hey JH - got any more in my size? If I'm gonna help out with the work, I might as well wear the colors, neh?"
Fine... then where's that peasant?Sir, I'm the one invited the poodles. We need a little help with the post count.YAP!Prepare the Jackapult!
We had him doing chores yesterday. I haven't seen him today.
YAP!
YAP!
YAP!
Yap!
YIP!
*Walks up to a Jack*
Can you help me? I'm not drunk.
*Walks up to a Jack*
Can you help me? I'm not drunk.
There's a pina colada shower over that way if you want.
*downs another margarita*
*giggle*
Time for the hot tub!
Please to be not dropping anything more in here!
*splashes El-lina and swims away*
*giggle*
YAP!Prepare the Jackapult!
Sir, we...ahhh...converted it to a trampoline. For the ladies...
Please to be not dropping anything more in here!
*splashes El-lina and swims away*
Mermaid!
Uh...another sea elf. Oh well.
pulls out longlass to watch the lady sea elf
Sir, I'm the one invited the poodles. We need a little help with the post count.YAP!Prepare the Jackapult!
Oh, the disgrace of it all...
Hey! That poodle stole my shirt! Now what am I supposed to wear?
Oh well, I'll just go inside and get a new one.
*heads inside and comes back out a few minutes later, still topless*
I just put in a brand new security system on my closet, and the door cracked. And I don't have any clothes all over again.
*downs a margarita and pouts some more*
"Give me a sec, LJ. Even I can't be in two places at once - yet."
Devlyn comes over and hands LJ back her clothes.
Thank you! That is so helpful and sweet of you!
*puts her T-shirt back on*
throws peanut shells at the Dalesman
Thank you! That is so helpful and sweet of you!
*puts her T-shirt back on*
"That's what I'm here for. These shirts attract thieves like diamonds it seems," he laughs.
"Which reminds me...I need to get my replacement that got lost with Club C."
"Hey JH - got any more in my size? If I'm gonna help out with the work, I might as well wear the colors, neh?"
Sure. Gives the D-man one marked 'Security' on the back.
We had him doing chores yesterday. I haven't seen him today.Fine... then where's that peasant?Sir, I'm the one invited the poodles. We need a little help with the post count.YAP!Prepare the Jackapult!
Probably trying to blend in with the construction crew, so he can sneak away.
throws peanut shells at the Dalesman
"Hey now, settle down. LJ's making a beeline for the hot tub right now. See?"
Sure. Gives the D-man one marked 'Security' on the back.
"Thanks man!""
Devlyn continues with the, um, 'groundskeeping.' And security. ;)
Hey! That poodle stole my shirt! Now what am I supposed to wear?
Oh well, I'll just go inside and get a new one.
*heads inside and comes back out a few minutes later, still topless*
I just put in a brand new security system on my closet, and the door cracked. And I don't have any clothes all over again.
*downs a margarita and pouts some more*
*takes her shirt back off and climbs into the hot tub*
Mmmm. That feels nice.
Hey, another margarita over here! Thanks.
Still wearing the bikini top of CJ summoning on his head, JH delivers more margaritas.
See? Told you the summoning would work.
*slides into hot tub*
Hello ladies...
Mirathan pops up in the hot tubHey! How'd an elf get in here? Where's that damn ape?
They keep popping up from the bottom of the pool.
hears loud hooting and screaching from the woods next to the grounds. Jackin' must be near, boss.
*slides into hot tub*
Hello ladies...
Hello, dark and slippery.
I'm in the mood to compose -
Everybody loves the Jacks,
Arrives with Acme and turntables in tow
Man turn my back on you guys and you move over to the ...
Jaw drops at the bacchanal in progress
OK, time for some dancing ladies!
Rubs hands together and throws together his DJ rig
Time for a little more music!
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Chicken and Vegetable Chowder
Ingredients:
• 8 slices bacon, cut into pieces
• 1 medium onion, chopped
• 2 cloves garlic, minced
• 4 cups half-and-half
• 2 (14 1/2 oz.) cans chicken broth
• 2 cups diced, cooked chicken
• 1 1/2 cups Hungry Jack® Mashed Potatoes, flakes
• 1 (1 lb.) package frozen whole kernel corn
• 1 (14 oz.) package frozen broccoli florets
• 1/4 teaspoon dried thyme leaves
Preparation Directions:
1. COOK bacon in Dutch oven over medium heat until crisp. Drain on paper towels.
2. RESERVE 2 tablespoons bacon drippings in Dutch oven. Add onion and garlic. Cook and stir 4 to 6 minutes or until onion is crisp-tender.
3. STIR in bacon and all remaining ingredients. Cook over medium heat 15 to 20 minutes or until thoroughly heated, stirring occasionally.
Yield: 8 Servings
Prep Time: 5 min
Cook Time: 30 min
The ones that don't are a bunch of hacks...
We got booze and we got snacks,
Everybody loves the Jacks.
Everybody loves a Jill,
With looks so fine, looks that kill...
Oh, the disgrace of it all...Sir, I'm the one invited the poodles. We need a little help with the post count.YAP!Prepare the Jackapult!
Hard times call for hard decisions. They won't come anyways. Courtfool thinks he's too good to pad post counts. Lousy mutt.
They're smokin' hot, they dress to kill,
Everybody loves a Jill!
GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN!
As the last song ends, Malice spins a new one
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Hungry Jack® has been feeding families like yours for nearly 70 years. From the launch of Hungry Jack® Mashed Potatoes in 1967 to the innovation of the reheatable microwavable Hungry Jack® Syrup bottle in 1994, Hungry Jack® has been gathering families around the table for good times, great food and that delicious Hungry Jack® taste. That's why everybody’s happy when it's Hungry Jack™!
Acme begins whipping up snack platters and zipping them out to the guests