Oooo! Lower.
Oooo! Lower.
*gets in line to get licked*
Has this thread ever been smurfed?
It would explain that blue spot underneath me, yes.
*Chases the sm**fs* YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP!
Has this thread ever been smnrfed?It would explain that blue spot underneath me, yes.
I had a blue spot underneath me once.
The frenchies are making this place way to depressing for me. I'm gonna have to leave for a while.
Where is that Monday Monster? I feel the need, the need for spreading my seed!
Where is that Monday Monster? I feel the need, the need for spreading my seed!
Right here vile mongrel! *punts Courtfool*
Weeeeee!
*Rides through thread, listening to his iPod and singing at the top of his lungs*
...love love love, I want your love.
I want your lovin', I want your revenge. You and me could write a bad romanace, whoaoaooaooooh ohhhoooooh whoooaaooooooa, caught in a bad romance...
*wonders why all the poodles heads are cocked sideways*
*Rides through thread, listening to his iPod and singing at the top of his lungs*
...love love love, I want your love.
I want your lovin', I want your revenge. You and me could write a bad romanace, whoaoaooaooooh ohhhoooooh whoooaaooooooa, caught in a bad romance...
*wonders why all the poodles heads are cocked sideways*
*humps bear on a unicycle*
Yeah, I know she is into Danes, but maybe she just hasn't had a poodle yet.
*flaps menacingly*
Dog, that's not Lady Gaga. It was me.
Ooooowaaaoooo, ooooooo, ooooooo, my poker face.
See? You can now desist from ringing my cowbell.
Awww... I miss Humpday already...
Becomes one with the sofa.
Its such a lazy friday...
*drops on the floor*
Overcast here.
Hello, little... puhpees.
Who wants to go for walkees?
*jangles leashes covered in cowbell*
Hello, little... puhpees.
Who wants to go for walkees?
*jangles leashes covered in cowbell*
I love cowbell!
<Disintegrates cowbell>
You need more cowbell!
Hello, little... puhpees.
Who wants to go for walkees?
*jangles leashes covered in cowbell*
I love cowbell!
<Disintegrates cowbell>
You need more cowbell!
*Blasts Rusty's brains all over with a wooden bullet*
Bad doggy!
Huh. It turns out I have a metal plate in my head, which stopped your wooden bullet. There's some irony there.
Caw!
Birds
Get 'em
Humps Sp...the real one...Oh yeah baby feathers! can you dig it?
tries to hump America
I was humped once....
runs through the thread looking for his meds
runs through the thread looking for his meds
*hides the meds to see what happens to CDP*
runs through the thread looking for his meds*hides the meds to see what happens to CDP**finds and takes CDP's meds*
Bbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppptfatffattpphhhhhhhhhh!
*foams at the mouth, passes out and twitches*
*pokes the bird with a stick to see if it's still alive*
*twitches with each poke**pokes the bird with a stick to see if it's still alive*runs through the thread looking for his meds*hides the meds to see what happens to CDP**finds and takes CDP's meds*
Bbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppptfatffattpphhhhhhhhhh!
*foams at the mouth, passes out and twitches*
*Looks around to see if anyone's watching* *Begins humping the bird*
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*Looks around to see if anyone's watching* *Begins humping the bird**twitches with each poke**pokes the bird with a stick to see if it's still alive*runs through the thread looking for his meds*hides the meds to see what happens to CDP**finds and takes CDP's meds*
Bbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppptfatffattpphhhhhhhhhh!
*foams at the mouth, passes out and twitches*
*holds up sign: *
WHERE ARE MY MEDS?!?
Sorry CDP. The bird ate all of them.
mauls the bird
Take that you damn frenchie!
*Watches the feathers flying in the air* Damn, I haven't seen CDP maul anyone this bad since he took out that French dogcatcher.
mauls the bird
Take that you damn frenchie!
You can have some of mine. {offers him a pawful of pills and a shot of Jack}
I have to take meds for my anemia.
I have to take meds for my anemia.
Iron suppositories?
I have to take meds for my anemia.Iron suppositories?
I'm guessing metal poodles.
Shouldn't you have some sort of rubberized coating? Otherwise, touching a rust mon- oh well, nevermind.