My brother is still humping you poodles? A monster of his pedigree being with vermin. How disgusting!
Humps the Monday Monster
*Joins CDP in the humping of the Monday Monster* I wish Courtfool was here right now. He'd be enjoying himself.
*Passes out and craps all over the Spotty Carpet*
*Passes out and craps all over the Spotty Carpet*
Whoa! Now that's a landmine! The carpet won't ever get clean after that mess!
I guess that explains how you can take enough anti-depressants that would kill an elephant without blinking an eye.It's kinda like "the more you complain, the longer God lets you live." Except replace "complain" with "suffer". My torment is an endless amusement.
Plus, with all the meds and alcohol in Sumo's system, it'll KO the Monday Monster if he bites Sumo.
*Passes out and craps all over the Spotty Carpet*
{sprinkles kitty litter in Monday Monster's empty eye sockets} Wheeeee!
I'm not clean :/
I'm not clean :/
That's the way we like it!
*humps Llama Prophet*
runs around the thread a couple of times
You guys don't have to listen to me any more, cause I'm officially full of crap at this point.
*flaps menacingly*
(boing! boing! boing!)
run out through the doggy door
run in through the doggy door
run out through the doggy door
run in through the doggy door
run out through the doggy door
run in through the doggy door
run out through the doggy door
run in through the doggy door
run out through the doggy door
run in through the doggy door
humps the doggy door
{drags butt on carpet and makes crop circles}
I'm feeling a mite peckish.
<Looks at metal poodle>
*drool*
I'm feeling a mite peckish.
<Looks at metal poodle>
*drool*
I'm feeling a mite peckish.
<Looks at metal poodle>
*drool*
<Dissolves metal poodle>
Huh. Sex and then dinner. It's usually the other way around.
I'm feeling a mite peckish.
<Looks at metal poodle>
*drool*
<Dissolves metal poodle>
Huh. Sex and then dinner. It's usually the other way around.
I'm still here.
Wow! Another one. Is there, like, a crate of you somewhere?
<Dissolves metal poodle>
Wow! Another one. Is there, like, a crate of you somewhere?
<Dissolves metal poodle>
Like the Phoenix, I arise from my own ashes.
You guys don't have to listen to me any more...
When did we start?
Like the Phoenix, I arise from my own ashes.
There is a smell arising from my own …
Like the Phoenix, I arise from my own ashes.
There is a smell arising from my own …
He said ashes.
{drags butt on carpet and makes crop circles}
CROP CIRCLES!
X_X
*spontaneously combusts*
piddles on the carpet
Where ya been boss?
Would that be baby oil, cooking oil, lamp oil, or motor oil? If it's any of the above, that's hot.
What about fish oil? I hear that's good for something, and it probably smells nice.
Awww, did somebody go vacation in the Gulf?
Hey, you're dripping on me!
drags his butt across the carpet in a zig-zag pattern
I heard they are going to start using poodles as booms. Our coats are super absorbent.
Will we get paid?
The last oil platform I was on sank. :(