Fifi, The French Poodle's page

*imagines CDP wearing a tutu*

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Because they go "BANG" and give me flashbacks.

Those damned Frenchies! *licks CDP*

*sniffs Cockapoo's bum*

Shew, safe from that nasty grue!

springs out from under the porch yapping all the way to the poodle thread

struts her stuff

humps closest poodle, if there is no other poodles close by, humps the carpet

Happy Hump Day! Now where's Fifi?

humps CourtFool

Crimson Jester wrote:

Has this thread ever been smnrfed?

It would explain that blue spot underneath me, yes.

I had a blue spot underneath me once.

humps sleeping CDP

Fifi, The French Poodle wrote:

Fifi, The French Poodle wrote:

Fifi, The French Poodle wrote:

Fifi, The French Poodle wrote:

Llamafrog wrote:

Fifi, The French Poodle wrote:

humps Llamafrog whether he likes it or not

Bring it on!

*switches places with Fifi*

humps Llamafrog harder and faster

and harder and faster

and harder and faster

and harder and faster

and harder and faster

and harder and faster

Fifi, The French Poodle wrote:

Fifi, The French Poodle wrote:

Fifi, The French Poodle wrote:

Llamafrog wrote:

Fifi, The French Poodle wrote:

humps Llamafrog whether he likes it or not

Bring it on!

*switches places with Fifi*

humps Llamafrog harder and faster

and harder and faster

and harder and faster

and harder and faster

and harder and faster

Fifi, The French Poodle wrote:

Fifi, The French Poodle wrote:

Llamafrog wrote:

Fifi, The French Poodle wrote:

humps Llamafrog whether he likes it or not

Bring it on!

*switches places with Fifi*

humps Llamafrog harder and faster

and harder and faster

and harder and faster

and harder and faster

Fifi, The French Poodle wrote:

Llamafrog wrote:

Fifi, The French Poodle wrote:

humps Llamafrog whether he likes it or not

Bring it on!

*switches places with Fifi*

humps Llamafrog harder and faster

and harder and faster

and harder and faster

Llamafrog wrote:

Fifi, The French Poodle wrote:

humps Llamafrog whether he likes it or not

Bring it on!

*switches places with Fifi*

humps Llamafrog harder and faster

and harder and faster

Fifi, The French Poodle wrote:

humps Llamafrog whether he likes it or not

Bring it on!

*switches places with Fifi*

humps Llamafrog harder and faster

humps Llamafrog whether he likes it or not

humps CDP

Spotty Carpet wrote:

Snarky Poodle wrote:

*sees Monday Monster*

*pees out of pure fear*

*on the carpet, of course*

I'm not sure I like the looks of your pee. It's awful dark. You might wanna go see a vet.

I think I caught something from Fifi.

Yap!

I recently got a bunch of shots at the vet. I've been clean since last Tuesday.

humps CDP and Llamafrog

humps the couch

drags but across the carpet

humps Chubbs McGee

humps Llama Prophet

pees on the saltillo tile

drags her butt across the carpet

humps Cockapoo

humps Miss Kitty

humps CourtFool

humps CDP

humps Llama Prophet

humps Llamafrog

humps CDP

humps the carpet

humps the bouncing eye

Fifi, The French Poodle wrote:

has her way with every poodle in the thread

Thank you please may I have another?

humps Llama Prophet into unconsciousness

has her way with every poodle in the thread

Fifi, The French Poodle wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Do I get to hump someone yet?

winks suggestively at CDP

Aaaaahhhhh!!! A frenchie!! Maul time!!!!

mauls the damn frenchie

pins CDP on his back and has her way with him.

Do I get to hump someone yet?

winks suggestively at CDP

humps Cockapoo

Or maybe a good, old-fashioned mauling. Like I did with that bastard Jacques.

mauls a stoned penguin in Arizona

Teagan, the Tengu wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

You sure of that?

*facepalm*

TAD!

I made a doody!

Ewwwwww!

I can't help it, it always happens while I'm flying. The poodles love it though.

The poodles love everything.

<shudders>

Yap! Yap! Yip!

chases tail

Cute little turd.

Thanks. I'd like to think so.

Dunno ... looks french to me.

It is our love child.

*humps CDP whilst under the couch some more*

*climbs under the couch and humps CDP*

*has her way with the Lobster of Eire*

*has her way with CDP*

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

pops some meds, then retreats to the sofa to watch a T. J. Hooker marathon

Mmmm.... Hookers....

You rang?

*humps The Monday Monster*

cringes in fear