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Wet Blanket wrote:
The Garden Hose wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Bath!?! Oh noes!

Afraid of a little water, eh? Mwahahahahaha!

You'll never defeat me and my ally THE SPRINKLER!

Nyahahahahaha!

The Sprinkler is responsible for who I am today.

I used to be Dry Blanket a long, long time ago.

I humped a dry blanket once.

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runs around in circles
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YAP!
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humps the hole
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Licks CDPs bum
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humps Cockapoo and CDP at the same time
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humps Cockapoo
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Llamafrog wrote:

Humpday, YAY!

*hands out pre-humped Humpday T-Shirts*

YAY! YAP! YAP!

humps a T-Shirt and then Llamafrog
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licks the carpet
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licks CPDs bum
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Snarky Poodle wrote:
Oh yeah. A little lower.

licks Snarkys bum a little lower

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licks Snarky's bum
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Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
humps CourtFool, then downs some meds with a shot of vodka

humps the living daylights out of CDP

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CourtFool wrote:
Rusty the Poodle wrote:
How come we never have humpback whales for Hump Day?
'cause they can't fit through the Doggy Door of Doom?

Or maybe cause the don't don't get it up like poodles?

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SNEAK-A-HUMP!

humps Snarky Poodle
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humps CourtFool for nine hours straight, after each third hour, he turns one of three colors
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humps CourtFool patriotically
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Don't worry, today is a national holiday; assuming you're in the U.S.
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humps CDP
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licks CourtFool lowers, then licks Llamafrog
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gets up on the couch, licks CourtFool
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walks in with two juicy steaks in his mouth, gives one to CDP and eats the other
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humps Llamafrog patriotically
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Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
The Humpday Monster wrote:
Who's your daddy?!

Gee, thanks for reminding me. I....I...never had a father growing up. My mom was artificially inseminated. I don't know who dad was.

goes off to cry in the corner

I'll be your daddy, CDP.

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humps CourtFool
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My owners took me to a hubcap factory today. GRRRR, I'm so mad.
Generic Post

poodle post.
Today in the News
Aberzombie wrote:
Next stop France for oldest baby mammoth

GRRRR!

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Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Hmmm....yet another Monday. It must have been invented by a frenchie. Why else would it be so hated?

I love Mondays.

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Sneak a hump!

humps Snarky Poodle
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drops a landmine on the carpet
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Spotty Carpet wrote:
Lord High Poodle wrote:
Miss Kitty wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
humps the sofa
Fixed? (warning: NSFW, stop drinking any beverage, may need brain bleach afterward)
gags on the carpet
I nearly barfed too!

That would have been a spectacle.

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Miss Kitty wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
humps the sofa
Fixed? (warning: NSFW, stop drinking any beverage, may need brain bleach afterward)

gags on the carpet

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piddles on the carpet
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humps CDPs leg
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CourtFool wrote:
Lord High Poodle wrote:
I'm in Arizona 24/7. I have booties to protect my feet from the heat.
Oooo! I need to get some of those. Do they come in different colors? I am thinking pink will really go well with my hair color.

Indeed they do. I have white booties, black booties and vanilla booties.

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I'm in Arizona 24/7. I have booties to protect my feet from the heat.
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humps CPDs meds
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humps Snarky Poodle
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slips CDPs meds into a suppository, sticks it up the Monday Monster's butt and gives him an enema
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Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
I guess that explains how you can take enough anti-depressants that would kill an elephant without blinking an eye.
It's kinda like "the more you complain, the longer God lets you live." Except replace "complain" with "suffer". My torment is an endless amusement.

hugs CDP

I hate to see any of God's creatures suffer.
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feeds the monster some of CDPs meds and booze
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drops a landmine on the carpet
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Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
humps something

Ooh, ooh, hump me. Me, me, meee!

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joins the love train

Poodles all over the world join in...
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drops a landmine
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Spotty Carpet wrote:

*snores*

Zzzzzz

Mmmmm, that feels nice. It's so good to... hey, why is it so cold now. I... YUCK, who piddled all over me this time?

Sorry.

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humps CDP while CDP humps a dizzy Cockapoo
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*drops a landmine*
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Doggy Door of Doom wrote:
*continues flapping*

yaps at the Doggy Door

YAP!!!
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