Raise of the Poodle Lords

[Metal Poodle]

sets the landmines alight

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

humps the sofa

[Miss Kitty]

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

humps the sofa

Fixed? (warning: NSFW, stop drinking any beverage, may need brain bleach afterward)

[Lord High Poodle]

Miss Kitty wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

humps the sofa

Fixed? (warning: NSFW, stop drinking any beverage, may need brain bleach afterward)

gags on the carpet

[CourtFool]

Laps up the vomit.

Needs more salt.

[Spotty Carpet]

Lord High Poodle wrote:

Miss Kitty wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

humps the sofa

Fixed? (warning: NSFW, stop drinking any beverage, may need brain bleach afterward)

gags on the carpet

I nearly barfed too!

[Lord High Poodle]

Spotty Carpet wrote:

Lord High Poodle wrote:

Miss Kitty wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

humps the sofa

Fixed? (warning: NSFW, stop drinking any beverage, may need brain bleach afterward)

gags on the carpet

I nearly barfed too!

That would have been a spectacle.

[Miss Kitty]

Spotty Carpet wrote:

Lord High Poodle wrote:

Miss Kitty wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

humps the sofa

Fixed? (warning: NSFW, stop drinking any beverage, may need brain bleach afterward)

gags on the carpet

I nearly barfed too!

A "friend" just sent me the link, and I couldn't find any brain bleach strong enough. So I spread the pain around.

[Aberzombie]

runs screaming through the thread

[CourtFool]

Mmmm...bones.

[Snarky Poodle]

CourtFool wrote:

Mmmm...bones.

*bones CourtFool*

[CourtFool]

Snarky Poodle wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

Mmmm...bones.

*bones CourtFool*

Oh! God! You're so big! Give it to me. Give it all to me!

[Spotty Carpet]

Miss Kitty wrote:

Spotty Carpet wrote:

Lord High Poodle wrote:

Miss Kitty wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

humps the sofa

Fixed? (warning: NSFW, stop drinking any beverage, may need brain bleach afterward)

gags on the carpet

I nearly barfed too!

A "friend" just sent me the link, and I couldn't find any brain bleach strong enough. So I spread the pain around.

*Spontaneously combusts*

[Metal Poodle]

gives CourtFool my big steel rod

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

humps a lamp

[CourtFool]

Humps Friday.

[Metal Poodle]

humps the wall

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

goes for a swim in the pool

[CourtFool]

We have a pool?! Runs in circles excitedly.

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

We do?

[CourtFool]

Tilts head to one side while looking at Sumo.

Whose pool are you using then? Mr. Fishy's?

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

I'm not really sure. I think I've mixed my meds and booze again.

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

Hey! They're looking for poodles in the Paizocon thread about pictures.

[Snarky Poodle]

*humps a picture of Courtfool*

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

Why not hump the real thing?

[CourtFool]

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Why not hump the real thing?

No kidding. I am right here, big boy.

[Snarky Poodle]

CourtFool wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Why not hump the real thing?

No kidding. I am right here, big boy.

Ooh! I didn't see you come in!

*humps Courtfool*

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

YAP!!! HUMPING!!!!

humps Courtfool and Snarky

[CourtFool]

Double teamed. What a lucky poodle I am.

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

I'm pretty lucky, but it's mostly bad......

[Spotty Carpet]

I think my warranty expired.

[CourtFool]

Spotty Carpet wrote:

I think my warranty expired.

That balrog will be back to clean you. No worries.

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

piddles on the carpet

[Lord High Poodle]

drops a landmine on the carpet

[Metal Poodle]

eats a mouse

[Studpuffin]

Metal Poodle wrote:

eats a mouse

*Tosses Metal Poodle a keyboard and monitor too.*

[Metal Poodle]

eats the keyboard and monitor

[Snarky Poodle]

Studpuffin wrote:

Metal Poodle wrote:

eats a mouse

*Tosses Metal Poodle a keyboard and monitor too.*

*humps Studpuffin*

[Lord High Poodle]

Sneak a hump!

humps Snarky Poodle

[Studpuffin]

Snarky Poodle wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Metal Poodle wrote:

eats a mouse

*Tosses Metal Poodle a keyboard and monitor too.*

*humps Studpuffin*

Is it you who is humping I, or I that is humping you?

CAW!

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

Is that one of those Tree Falling on a Frenchie questions?

[Studpuffin]

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Is that one of those Tree Falling on a Frenchie questions?

Were the trees humping the frenchie?

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

If by "humping" you mean "crushing the s%#% out of the weasely little bastard", then yes.

[Metal Poodle]

pounces on and humps the s!*& out of CDP

[Treppa, Agent of C.H.A.O.S]

Proof that CourtFool is a were-poodle!

[Bear on a Unicycle]

IT'S UNCANNY!

[The Claw, leader of C.H.A.O.S.]

Yes Treppa, spread C.H.A.O.S.!

Mwahahahahahahahahaha!

[Kitty Pryde, Agent of DROW]

Treppa, Agent of C.H.A.O.S wrote:

Proof that CourtFool is a were-poodle!

Yowza!

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

Hmmm....yet another Monday. It must have been invented by a frenchie. Why else would it be so hated?

[CourtFool]

Treppa, Agent of C.H.A.O.S wrote:

Proof that CourtFool is a were-poodle!

Wow. I'm hot.