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Wait. I've got it.
Have you seen Live Free or Die Hard?
Yeah. John McClane from Die Hard 4 whups Conan.
Dude killed a helecoptor with a car.
Dude saved America from dirty, anarchist, hackers.
Dude shot himself, just so the bullet would pass through and kill the bad guy.
Dude won a show down, driving a big rig versus a FIGHTER JET.
Yeah Cimmerian, your days are numbered.
Yippee Ki Yay Mo......
But more to the point, where does anyone get the idea that gay dudes aren't tough?
Yeah, I was wondering what the hell someone’s sexual preference had to do with anything.
That's just gay.
I wish that somebody'd do that for real.
Dude saved America from dirty, anarchist, hackers.
Yeah, so I could surf my pr0n without all the viruses.
Then it's just like real life sex except you don't need penicillin.
I get internet sex more often then real life sex. Ah…who am I kidding? I don’t get real life sex. I’ve heard it’s good.
What if Conan was split into a good Conan and evil Conan in a transporter accident, and he fought himself?
Good Conan, evil Conan... I'm the one with the sword.
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Dude killed a helecoptor with a car.
I've got the DVD, and in the extra content it shows how they actually ramped a car up into a real helicopter (sans people) that was suspended by crane.
Also, in the tunnel scene just prior, they actually did flip a car in the air and have it land on two other cars. Although the two characters were digitally inserted at a later date.
I tell you man, the stuff that stunt folks and special effects gurus are capable of is crazy. If they ever decided to use their powers for evil, they could unite and concur the world. We wouldn't stand a chance.
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Dude killed a helecoptor with a car.
I've got the DVD, and in the extra content it shows how they actually ramped a car up into a real helicopter (sans people) that was suspended by crane.
Also, in the tunnel scene just prior, they actually did flip a car in the air and have it land on two other cars. Although the two characters were digitally inserted at a later date.
I tell you man, the stuff that stunt folks and special effects gurus are capable of is crazy. If they ever decided to use their powers for evil, they could unite and concur the world. We wouldn't stand a chance.
Conan would.
Stuntman Mike got his ass handed to him...
Heathy my boy you've seen the Finnish Independent Barbarian movie up in the Paizo movie post threads...check it out!
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Conan would.Dude killed a helecoptor with a car.
I've got the DVD, and in the extra content it shows how they actually ramped a car up into a real helicopter (sans people) that was suspended by crane.
Also, in the tunnel scene just prior, they actually did flip a car in the air and have it land on two other cars. Although the two characters were digitally inserted at a later date.
I tell you man, the stuff that stunt folks and special effects gurus are capable of is crazy. If they ever decided to use their powers for evil, they could unite and concur the world. We wouldn't stand a chance.
But what if one of those FX guys created a life-sized and fully functioning Mecha-Conan? Could everyone's favorite barbarian conquer, Godzilla-like, his own robotic duplicate?
But what if one of those FX guys created a life-sized and fully functioning Mecha-Conan? Could everyone's favorite barbarian conquer, Godzilla-like, his own robotic duplicate?
In as much as the Buffy-robot could not take the place of the real Buffy, the Conan-robot would look like a cheap windup toy in comparison to the real Conan. And, would be scorned like Jar-Jar Binks is, when (if ever) put into action.
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Good Conan, evil Conan... I'm the one with the sword.What if Conan was split into a good Conan and evil Conan in a transporter accident, and he fought himself?
If good Conan and bad Conan did *it*, would that be homosexuality or masturbation?
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If good Conan and bad Conan did *it*, would that be homosexuality or masturbation?
I dunno. but THIS GUY is excited about it.
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If good Conan and bad Conan did *it*, would that be homosexuality or masturbation?
I dunno. but THIS GUY is excited about it.
ROFl.
No more Youtube for you.
Erik Mona could whup Conan.
The pen is mightier .....
I like it.
Conan could whup any Ninja.
Because he was a Corsair, and Pirate beats Ninja.
Willy Wonka could take down Conan. He just has to play all nice and feed Conan tons of candy. Then once he turns into an overweight diabetic, Wonka would just have to send in the Oompa Loompas to finish the job.
Come to think of it, isn't that the natural progression of professional fighters? One minute you are champion of the world, the next you're fighting a ring full of midgets.
Dio could whup Conan.
Nope. Mummies are medium size.
Danzig has chick hair. It's clean and silky.
I think the LSU football team could whup Conan. Maybe even just the defense. Especially if I were there to help.
Conan doesn't even have to lift a finger to whup your LSU. He will just think fell thoughts and you shall all perish.
PAH! Games. There is too much killing to be done and wenches to be bedded for games.
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It means be advised, I’m mean, nasty and tired. I eat constantine wire and piss napalm, and I can put a round through a flea's ass at 200 meters. So you go and hump somebody else’s leg Conan, before I push yours in.
Gunny teh win!
Damn I haven't seen that movie in years. Still got Eastwood's autograph from when he went to Camp Pendleton to film parts of it.