Conan would never say, "it's been a long time since I've smelled 'beautiful.'" He never goes that long without.
Maybe not. Riddick would still kick his butt.
I thought we already went through this. Riddick could only whup Conan if he was infused with Conan's DNA. But, then it would just be Conan kicking his own ass.
In the end Conan would win either fight.
You guys just don't get it -- Riddick is Conan.
Is it coincidence that they're both self-absorbed, murderous psychopaths? I think not.
Conan is plenty cool; but he is not all that tuff.
You guys just don't get it -- Riddick is Conan..
I understand completely that Riddick is a derivative of Conan -- that is some of, no just a little bit more than that, um... ok that is completely my point.
Clint Eastwood with his 44 magnum.
Clint: "BLAM"
Conan: "Ugh!" drops dead with a hole the size of Saturn in his skull.
Clint: " I got your fortune cookie. It says your **** out of luck."
Has Samurai Jack been mentioned yet?
Or Brock Sampson?
Time?
Ah well, that's Life.
Wolverine could. Real easy.
But Death, with her bubbly personality, would literally cute him to death.
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My kids had a gamer geekesque argument today.
They were watching Thomas the Tank Engine, and Thomas was trying to catch the end of the rainbow, but he wasn't fast enough.
So my son (4) said Jay Jay the Jet Plane was fast enough to catch the end of the rainbow.
And my daughter (2) said no he's not; but Barney IS.
I've got! I've thought long and hard about this conundrum and have decided that the person who could defeat Conan the Cimmerian, and therefore Cap'n Kirk, is Conina the Barbarian Hairdresser. She's got one mean set of sciccors.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac could kill Conan in the most gruesome way possable and no one would even suspect him.
Plus if Nny dies, the world ends--or reboots rather. He would just be back to kill Conan again.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac could kill Conan in the most gruesome way possable and no one would even suspect him.
Plus if Nny dies, the world ends--or reboots rather. He would just be back to kill Conan again.
YEAH NNY ROCKSS!!!!!!
even Howard the Duck could whup that panzy Conan.
Ash from Pokemon could kill Conan.
An all beef haunch and wine diet will kill Conan. That boy needs an intervention, and some effin veggies.
I'm saying nobody. Probably nothing. Conan the Cimmerian could whup anybody.
Legendary Ass-kicker!
The treasure of tranicos when he uses a freakin pillar on that demon. or devil thing.
Ooh, got me mad. I almost liked it.
Here's a few other things that would wipe the floor with Conan:
- The SATs (Conan is definitely not the type to leave circles empty if he isn't sure of the answer. And besides, when I took them there wasn't a section on loincloths or stabbing people, so his specialties will not help him.)
- Optimus Prime
- John Wayne (Not even as a character; just John Wayne.)
- Sexually Transmitted Diseases (The man gets around and who knows where those harlots have been?)
- An elephant, on fire, with a chainsaw
- Brock F*@#in' Samson from the Venture Brothers
Mr. Keegan I must say sir with deepest...Your funny as hell!your the best. Keep me laughing.
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Is she the Bizarro Red Sonja?
Nah. She's the earthly servant of the Bone Woman. And absolutely smokin'. (Except for the jagged scar down the side of her face. And the all-black eyes. And the fact that she kills on sight.)
AND, she is available as a 6" resin mini-bust from Dark Horse Inc. (no puns intended)
An all beef haunch and wine diet will kill Conan. That boy needs an intervention, and some effin veggies.My Crom does not KNOW your "cholesterol."
Nor do a lot of other big guys who drop dead on their still moving rider lawnmowers, digging circles into the imported Kentucky Bluegrass as their wife calls supper.
To make the imagine creepier, imagine Bing crooning in the background:
"Would you like to swing on a star
carry moonbeams home in a jar
and be better off than you are
or would you rather be a pig."