Krom be pleased
he would not care
I was trying to figure out why they could not find Jason Bourne's body at the end of the third movie. Then it dawned on me, Conan sliced him into little bits and the fish ate him all up.
Wonder what Conan is doing in NY city...
Wonder what Conan is doing in NY city...
He was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
When I last met himI picked him out, I shook him up and turned him around, turned him into someone new....
John Rambo can.......
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John Rambo can.......
John Rambo let people push him around too much, such as when they wouldn't give him a job parking cars. Conan wouldn't have stood for that; he would've killed the valet parking owner, took his woman, then carve a kingdom out of a piece of the United States.
Oh, wait. HE DID.
Galactus?
I know I know....
it's not who can beat Conan, it's what..
well what is it.
A beauty contest ofcourse
He would even finish above Rambo but loose nevertheless :D
Please let this stupid thread die; so many could wup Conan that the list is exhaustive, but your never gonna get Heathydog to admit that Conan is anything but the number one wup butt diety; he just has to much ego armor
They couldn't whup him, but I'll bet WotC's marketing dept. could sure confound him.
Please let this stupid thread die; so many could wup Conan that the list is exhaustive, but your never gonna get Heathydog to admit that Conan is anything but the number one wup butt diety; he just has to much ego armor
You are only allowed to spout your bile, because Conan allows it to be so. Careful lest he changes his mind.
Crom!
p.s. the list is exhaustive all right -- in fact, it is EMPTY!
Please let this stupid thread die; so many could wup Conan that the list is exhaustive, but your never gonna get Heathydog to admit that Conan is anything but the number one wup butt diety; he just has to much ego armor
I'm just surprised it took as long as Page 9 before someone Chucked Norris at the thread.
If you're messing with Conan, "you're messing with the wrong guy."
Joxer the Mighty could whup him in 10 seconds..Conan would die of laughter.
I'm just surprised it took as long as Page 9 before someone Chucked Norris at the thread.
It didn't, Chuck was mentioned on the first page. Did you read all the posts yet?
It didn't, Chuck was mentioned on the first page. Did you read all the posts yet?
Then it should have ended there :D
Chuck Norris is in love with Conan. He will die at Conan's command.
What the hell is a drunken wolverine?
It is what happens after Wolverine tries to whup Conan, and Conan spanks his butt like a little baby.
"Whaa whaa whaa...", cries Wolverine like a little baby as he takes another swig of scotch.
Here's a few other things that would wipe the floor with Conan:
- Sexually Transmitted Diseases (The man gets around and who knows where those harlots have been?)
No way man. Conan'd pull a sword on herpes, and back down syphillis.
If you can see Conan, he can see you. If you can't see Conan you may be only seconds away from death.
I do not know which is worse - that the topic came up, or that 480 of us have dropped a post in on said topic...
And in his element, Conan was also not stoopid enough to fight that which he did not believe he could not defeat.
He recruited buddies (fellow PCs) and came back, some times. Others, he just plain split and never came back, buddies or not.
What the hell is a drunken wolverine?It is what happens after Wolverine tries to whup Conan, and Conan spanks his butt like a little baby.
"Whaa whaa whaa...", cries Wolverine like a little baby as he takes another swig of scotch.
I think if Wolverine: Origins goes on long enough, we might find out that Wolverine was Conan, and that he actually predates En Sabbah Nur as the oldest mutant.
Wait, Marvel lost the license for Conan . . . otherwise, I could see it.
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Aww, hell. Wolverine's made a guest appearance in every other damn comic mag. AND Spidey's teaming up wit' Red Sonja, thanxs to Kulan Gath.
Hell's bells and taco shells. If they can do an Archie meets the Punisher crossover,...Mr. Snickety"I'm the best there is bla bla bla"Snick can meet up with Mr. "Crom and Mitra! That runt is tough, or I'm a Shemite!"
Aww, hell. Wolverine's made a guest appearance in every other damn comic mag. AND Spidey's teaming up wit' Red Sonja, thanxs to Kulan Gath.
Hell's bells and taco shells. If they can do an Archie meets the Punisher crossover,...Mr. Snickety"I'm the best there is bla bla bla"Snick can meet up with Mr. "Crom and Mitra! That runt is tough, or I'm a Shemite!"
They actually did a What If comic of Wolverine vs Conan. I remember reading it when I was a kid, it probably came out late 80's. I remember it being pretty badass with the two of them fighting, but I'm not sure who won. Usually the home ground advantage of fighting in your own comic means you win... but Wolvy was the posterboy for the Mutant Mania of the 80's/90's... They probably had the obligatory hero vs hero fight, then teamed up on Shuma Gorath or someone to send Wolverine back to the present reality.*
*The premise of the What If was "What If Wolverine, while fighting the Shiar for Phoenix's life on the Blue Area of the Moon during the Dark Phoenix Saga, had been fastball specialed by Colossus into some celestial machinery and warped back in time." Pretty weak, but a good excuse to have Conan fight Wolverine.
**I'm a total geek for remembering this comic.
I'm a total geek for remembering this comic.
It's okay. I had the comic. :)
I'm a total geek for remembering this comic.It's okay. I had the comic. :)
I remember seeing it in the comic rack at 7-11, and thinking it was so damm cool with Conan and Wolverine going at it on the cover, so I bought it with my allowance.
*On a similiar geeky note, my 10 month old daughter likes to have the TV on as background when I'm getting her ready for bed. So lately we've been sitting together and watching Justice League Unlimited episodes. She loves the first episode, and then passes out sometime during the second so I can put her to bed.
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Chuck Norris is in love with Conan. He will die at Conan's command.
Conan allowing the forbidden man love of Chuck to continue, added to the fact that you pointed out that Conan would comment on Kirk's tights, highlights the fact that Conan is likely homosexually inclined.
Thus, as that is your basis for the anti-John Wayne victory on page 1. Conan too would be able to be "handled by a b+%!+ slap". And who would deliver such a neck breaking b**@+ slap?
Why the gay Chuck Norris, especially considering that Conan cheats on him regularly and hides his true gay feelings. As you have proven already, Chuck Norris did in Kirk during a fit of rage due to Conan checking out Kirk's ass in his space spandex. Now, a lover long spurned will turn his rage against the barbarian who uses him nightly and hides their forbidden love. In fact a b@$+* slap by the gay Chuck would more than likely be even more ferocious than a slap by a non-gay Chuck Norris.
Thus, breaking Conan's neck and leaving makeup on the back of Chucks hand.
So. Chuck beats Conan. OR, did Conan defeat himself by being ashamed of his inner gayness?
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Why the gay Chuck Norris, especially considering that Conan cheats on him regularly and hides his true gay feelings...
No, he is *not* gay. It is the effect of Conan's high Charisma score. Chuck is his henchman, follower, worshiper. And, at Conan's command Chuck would stand and fight to the death.
That is what I meant. It is the Riddle of Steel!
Crom
p.s. but it is *ok* if you would rather they are like that. Others probably hope so too. :-)
Ha ha!
I could spend all day talking about how the new bionic woman failed, but even I don't want to hear myself talk that long.
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I heard that with the assisstance of Chuck Norris, Xena obtained a sample of Conan's man-seed. She then used it on one of her eggs and it brewing a test tube baby as we speak.
After the mega-child is born, she plans on having it train with the Russians from Rocky IV with the sole purpose of killing the father when he reaches age.
So, their may be a contender in the making.
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Hey! That Russian weightlifter kid could play him!!! Ernie's too grown up.
And I hear it will actually be a trilogy. The first one covers his birth and training and brain washing. The second will be an expedition to the new cosmology in search of Orcus to steal his wand to use in the final showdown.
The 3rd part of the series? Its on baby. Its on.